BBC News.

Lone white ladies have always been a target for those with “alternate views on women”,in other words demented foreign trash.

Admittedly long haul flights from the Middle East to the UK have always been a nightmare due to the bizarre,offensive stinking paki rabble that inevitable board the aircraft and turn it instantly into a shit flinging monkey enclosure at the zoo..

Not to worry,I’m sure lone female travellers will soon be barred from going anywhere at all,for their own safety.

Dear me.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Gender rulings by the Supreme Court are a cunt (according a learned friend).

Retired judge Victoria McCloud clearly still has massive cajones as he drags the court’s ruling all the way to Strasborg to argue colleagues infringed her article 6 rights to have his representations heard.

Daily Express.

According to McCloud, transies are a persecuted minority in our once green and pleasant land. Men in wigs and dresses are causing confusion for us all, and making it hard for Vicky.

Cross Examination by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

are still cunts.

Many moons ago, I posted a nom about parents who gave ludicrous or downright stupid names to their kids. Such names ranged from the likes of ‘Moon Unit’ and ‘Dweezil’, to ‘Bay Atlas’, ‘Buddy Bear’ and ‘Rocket Zot’. At the extreme range of bizarreness, some poor kids had been stuck with handles such as ‘Anus’, ‘Superman’ and ‘Tulula Does the Hula From Hawaii’. This nom is, I’m sure, safe in the IsAC vault for future generations to wonder over.

Anyway, in a follow-up cunting, I’m pleased to introduce a bit of piss-taking in a similar vein from across the pond, in the form of the ‘College Football All Name Team’ for 2025. As the name suggests, the list is a selection of college footballers who possess what I’ll term ‘interesting’ names. Now such lists aren’t in any way official, but are created by fans and media outlets for a bit of fun, so may vary. However the 2025 list linked is, I think, pretty representative;

Threads.com

Nominated by Ron Knee.

The South Coast has always had more than its fair share of chancers, chiselers and cunts (no my friends that is not why I live down here, well not the sole reason). Grade 1 listed buildings (eg the West Pier and the Albion Hotel) get burned down, prestige restoration projects suck in Lottery Grant cash but somehow never get restored. Dodgy councillors, cor blimey planning permissions, allegations abounding and Masonic Machinations all come to the party.

The headline jaspers above are coming up for trial on fraud charges. They are in the migrant hotel bunga bunga – Goldfinger is reported to have trousered £60 000 a month from the Home Office for just one of his hotels oh and they do like Piers. They own Eastbourne and Hastings Piers and for why? Worrying when you consider what happened to the West Pier (it burned down in very dubious circumstances). Piers these days are expensive to run and difficult to make a profit without cutting corners but then there is always the insurance. Asylum Seekers Piers, now there’s a thought, they could be spread across the country and the Home Office could claim that technically they were not in the UK, caught between High Tide and Low Tide water. Brilliant solution surely worth an MBE.

Thus I give you the glorious face of modern British multi-racial business:

the argus

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

is a cunt.

I’m terribly sorry, IsAC, there wasn’t a news link, so I had to attach the entire drivel that explains what a “pastel” is.

A gender identity connected to the aesthetic of pastel colors, often associated with softness, gentleness, and a feeling of quietness. It can be a xenogender or colorgender, where the individual’s gender is linked to the colors and the emotions, feelings, or objects associated with those pastel hues. Pastelgender individuals may feel a strong connection to pastel colors, or they may incorporate them into their gender identity to better understand themselves.

I’ve deleted a load of other irrelevant verbiage, you can thank me later.
As I read it, you can now identify as a colour. As a “pastel”, your pronouns are
‘ paint, paints, paintless.’

I’m sorry, I’ve just had enough. I’m burnt out.

I’m handing my white, sane human card in, and am going to live with a group of Artic Foxes, as I now identify as one!

gender fandom

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.