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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Thick as shit munter exploited by media cunt!
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2025-11-26/leicester-mum-says-scrapping-two-child-benefit-cap-will-change-her-life
Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child benefit cap would ” change her life ” as she would be able to feed her family without having to use a food bank.
A few observations.
First, she doesn’t look like she’s missed a meal in her life, and fuck me, someone fell into that three times without a safety harness?
Also, she’s obviously a benefits claimant, as the removal of the cap has no impact on parents who support their families without State aid.
She can vote, although probably doesn’t. There needs to be some kind of step back in time that only allows tax payers to vote, or some kind of IQ test has to be passed.
It’s plainly obvious that the wider implications of allowing benefit payments for every child has completely passed her by. I do wonder if the push to have a child labelled with ADHD might slow down, though probably not until the Motorbility scheme is overhauled.
Dear me, is this the best the media can find, to spin the straw of the recent budget into gold?
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I would like to second this cunting.
Purely because the fragrant (BO, chip fat and knock ofF Marc Jacobs) Ivy is in possession of numerous shit tattoos and eyes that suggest she is seeing someone else, other than the scatter who lives with her, but claims to be NFA.
Get a fucking job, Ivy. You fat, cross eyed, Labour Voting , benefit breeding cunt.
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Jonty Bravery is a waste of space cunt.
Perhaps I’m in the minority but I contend that we’ve more than enough foreign nutters to “welcome” to have to pay for this wicked cunt to stay safe and warm.
It seems unfortunate to me that the principle of simple good vs evil has been forgotten,likely replaced by an army of well paid “mental health support workers” and “social workers” to help the cunts reintegrate into society.
Fuck that,hang the wicked cunt and have done.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4q9pxyv7go
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Rachel Reeves
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee. I’m joined now by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, to discuss the ramifications of her Autumn budget. Thanks for joining us Rachel, or *snicker* may I call you ‘Thievin’?”
“Beast! Can’t you say something nice? *Sob* I’m going to cry again…”
“Something nice? Well let’s see… erm, you’ve got a great arse. I’d love to-”
“You awful sexist beast *sniffle*. I’m going to report you to the police for hate crime!”
“Blimey, how can saying your arse is fabulous be hateful? Anyway, least said, soonest mended. Now about the budget…”
“Keir says it was a positive triumph. A budget for the people. A budget for Britain!”
“Hang on. A budget for Britain? Growth down the toilet, inflation up, unemployment up, borrowing and debt at record levels, more broken promises on tax, another massive transfer of resources from those in work to those shirking at home and churning out kids, that’s a budget for the people?”
“Well look, times are hard. I fixed the public finances in my first budget and said I wouldn’t be back for more, except that now I am. But it’s not my fault. It’s all the fault of Brexit. And Covid. And the war in Ukraine. And fourteen years of gross mismanagement by the Tories. And economic headwinds”
“I see. Erm, what exactly are ‘economic headwinds’ anyway?”
“Well let me make sure I’ve got this right. They’re challenges or obstacles that hinder economic growth, such as global uncertainty. Or something. That’s what they tell me to say anyway, those people at the Treasury. So you see, any Chancellor would be standing here now, saying the same thing, it’s not my fault”
“So what’s your message to the increasingly hard-pressed, demoralised, and angry citizens, the workers and entrepreneurs who make up alarm clock Britain?”
“My message is that somebody’s got to pay more so that the feckless on Benefits Street can lounge about watching ‘Homes Under the Hammer’, eating pizza, drinking and smoking, and having more kids. Somebody’s got to pay to fund all those billions we spend on illegal migrants, net zero projects and foreign aid. This is what our rabid back benchers want, so dig deep, shut the hell up and get on with it”
“Well thank you Chancellor. Perhaps we’ll be here having the same conversation this time next year. But more likely not… Anyway, for now, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37453768/labour-betrays-workers-rewards-shirkers-budget/
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