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12 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. The appalling Racism of STDs in London.

    It seems that “The UKHSA found black Africans represented 20% of all newly diagnosed people in London in 2022.”

    Furthermore “We do a lot of work with asylum seekers, refugees and people who don’t have English as a first language, so often they don’t know where to go which is why we go to them” to quote another charity helping foreign types ruin the country.

    It certainly doesn’t seem as though the country has hit rock bottom yet there’s still some way to go with these diseased swine carrying on with their wretched behaviour.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdr6j5nz7ymo

    Anyway,not to worry there’s lots of free treatment available via Our NHS.

    Perfect.

  2. Ted Coningsby.

    Ted Coningsby is not a cunt, he is a little teddy bear with the rank of “squadron leader” propping up a youtube channel of the same name.

    I like to see fast jets as much as the next chap, and have been known to visit RAF Coningsby and RAF Lakenheath on occasion while working in the area with nothing better to do with time off but the ‘community’ of layabouts that follow the youtube channel are beyond belief, 5 days a week on the live chat on the live streams while listening to their puppet master drone on and on from a wikipedia script takes the piss a bit, The chat basically amounts to hours and hours of many, many people “oi oi’ing” each other while donating money for youtube to cream off the top, a cult for autistic aviation enthusiasts at best.

    Cracking videos right enough.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/VUVndXQyGrY?si=eatFswbOinFAcCsA

  3. Racist recruitment.

    Biased and selective ironic recruitment is beyond cuntish, I stumbled upon an ad for summer intern for MI6 which is already full for applications but applications still invited for GCHQ, Deliberately chosen not to include a link but invite someone else to provide a suitable link preferably not to MI6.

    But I do include some text from the ad.

    “Am I Eligible?
    You are eligible if you are a British National from a Black, Asian, mixed-heritage or other ethnic minority background and you are also from a socially or economically disadvantaged background* as these groups are currently under-represented in the UK’s Intelligence Services. That’s why we invite university students in their penultimate or final year of study (for the 2025/2026 academic year), who are from these backgrounds to apply.”

    All I can gather from this (cracking intelligence gather I am) is that white British people are deliberately being excluded from working for the British intelligence services and to even call it a conspiracy would be an insult to the British people, or whats left of us, more like blatant and in our face force feeding the idea that us white British have no place.

    Whats next? We’ve had the RAF saying no men, We had the met. police saying no whites, We had the comical rant in the Scottish parliament about white people, Will we have the fire brigades saying no whites, asthmatic inbreds preferred?

  4. The “England” football team

    A fantastic result in the World Cup qualifiers for England, who’ve just thrashed Serbia 5-0.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cpd9ld1g1vwt

    The goalscorers were:
    Harry Kane, (on loan from Ireland).
    Chukwunonso Azuka Tristan “Noni” Madueke, (Nigerian).
    Ezri Ngoyo Konsa, (Congo/Angola).
    Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi, (Ivory Coast).
    And a last minute penalty scored by Marcus Rashford, whose parents came from two different parts of the West Indies.

    Assists were by:
    Declan Rice, (who actually played for the Republic of Ireland).
    Morgan Rogers, (half Jamaican).
    And Guehi again.

    The glorious victors were managed by Thomas Tuchel, (Germany).

    These are just the players who affected the scoreline. I’m not going to list all the non-English people in the squad.
    The loony left will still tell you we’re not losing our national identity.

  5. Mark Constadine is a cunt.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn82ly74rk4o.amp

    He is the CEO of Lush, a High Street chain known for its bath and shower products.

    In a similar pointless virtue signalling exercise, similar to that of the British Paralympic team cunted here 10th September, he ordered the closure of all shops, factories and on-line shop in the UK for 24 hours on the 3rd September.

    Why?
    In solidarity with Palestine, of course!

    Has this largely unnoticed gesture made any difference at all? Of course not, in fact I doubt that many people were aware.

    However, I’m sure the Palestinians are comforted to know that the citizens of the UK were devastated that they were unable to purchase their Pineapple Passion bath bombs for an entire 24 hours.

  6. Labour Party ‘Indiscretions’

    Labour luminary Harold Wilson once reputedly observed that ‘a week is a long time in politics’. That being the case, Sir TwoTier Stasi must reckon that a year is a bloody eternity.

    Cast your minds back twelve months, fellow cunters; what wasn’t Labour going to do? It was going to revive the economy and bring growth and prosperity. It was going to sort out the chaos in the NHS. It was going to solve the festering sore that is the migration problem; it was going to ‘smash. the. gangs.’. And so on. Perhaps somewhat forgotten now is Labour’s manifesto pledge on the issue of sleaze. Ol’ TwoTier was going to pull on his big boy pants, and address issues of malfeasance by focussing on accountability and by adherance to ethical standards in public life. Apparently. So how’s that all been working out then? Let’s have a little look.

    Well, Sir Stasi hadn’t had the the key to No 10 for five minutes before ‘Freebiegate’ burst upon him, and he was ducking and diving about the receipt of tens of thousands of freebies ranging from clothes and specs for him and his missus to football and concert tickets. Regardless of whether or not there was any actual wrong-doing involved, the optics were awful at the time that Labour was taking the axe to the winter fuel allowance.

    Then began a steady dribble of, shall we be kind, and say ‘misfortunes’. Louise Haigh resigned after some murky dealings involving a mobile phone of all things, and a possible breaching of the ministerial code. ‘Anti-corruption’ Minister Tulip Siddiq quit over claims that she had family ties to the former Prime Minister of Bangladesh, under investigation for, er, ‘corruption’. Andrew Gwynne was sacked as Health Minister for sending messages in which he hoped that a pensioner who had the audacity to disagree with him would die. Then there’s MP Mike Amesbury, who was convicted for assaulting a constituent, and send down for ten weeks (later suspended). Not to mention Rushanara Ali, Homeless Minister who had to resign after evicting tenants from her London property on the pretence that she was selling, only to re-let it shortly after at a much higher rent.

    And coming up to date, there was the spectacular fall from grace of Our Ange, forced to quit the front bench after admitting to underpaying stamp duty on her flat in Hove, after years of banging on about the need for absolute probity in government, and acting as Labour’s rabid attack dog against opponents.

    And then came the breaking of… the Peter ‘Lord Scandalson’ Mandelson shocker. Mandelson, of course, is, as I write, our ambassador to the US, but how long he can survive is open to debate as seedy revelations about the extent of his relationship with convicted p@edo and (possible) suicide Jeffrey Epstein break over his head, and Sir FreeGear’s judgment is again called into question. Initially he’s backed him, which is usually the kiss of death in these matters. Odds are though, he’ll have to sack him, unless he resigns first;

    https://www.ft.com/content/45a62347-5b61-4f8f-8b23-54a476e1f4ac

    Anybody with a brain bigger than an atom knew that a Labour government would be a clusterfuck of incompetence and that the wheels would come off big time, but I don’t think we could have guessed just how much of a part such shady, sordid antics would play in their rapid fall from grace. ‘The grown-ups are in charge’ they said. That’ll be right, you dodgy bunch of wankers.

    You almost have to feel a pang of sympathy for the hapless Starmer, as his much-vaunted ‘Phase Two’ vanishes beneath the waves like the Titantic. Almost, but not quite. Who’s to say what further ‘indiscretions’ might have been revealed by the time that this nom gets posted (if it gets posted)? He must wish that the waves would swallow him up too, a wish no doubt heartily shared by many millions the length and breadth of this sceptic isle.

  7. The taboo of physical activity.

    Another in my occasional series,The BBC Ethnic Sob Story,today’s tragedy is all about paki wimmin not being allowed to exercise,initially by Racism and some undefined fear of going outside but in reality because their husbands don’t want them to..

    Luckily the council has thrown some money their way so now the be-sheeted downtrodden “female masses can go swimming with the blinds closed and security on the door..

    Just in case a blind lunatic has escaped from the nearest mental asylum and wants to offend their modesty..

    The mind boggles..

    Anyway have a look if you dare..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce397wpy338o

    A sorry tale of deprivation and institutional racisms indeed.

    Dear me.

  8. Comfort Breaks in Our NHS.

    We all know the health service is under considerable strain but spare a thought for the staff who are desperate for “relief” and are “caught short” in the operating theatre..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly65xkz1xko

    You have to admire our multicultural friend,straight back to it without stopping for a nice sit down with a brew and a smoke..

    Anyway he promises not to do it again so that’s that.

    Carry On Doctor.

  9. The digital death of Charlie Kirk

    We all know Charlie as the mouthpiece of the Mega Movement and personal friend of The Donald. Brown bread now courtesy of a Lone Nut with an elderly bolt action single shot Mauser rifle (echoes of Lee Harvey Oswald).

    From the BBC website:

    At about 12:20, he is asked by a member of the crowd: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”
    He replies: “Too many.”
    The questioner then states there had been five in 10 years and asks Kirk how many mass shootings there had been in that time.
    “Counting or not counting gang violence?” Kirk replies.

    Then a single shot is heard, which is believed to have been fired from the roof of the Losee Center, a building overlooking the quad.

    If it is still up this is footage of Charlie’s last moments talking with supporters:

    https://www.facebook.com/reel/1799545714286428/?s=single_unit&__cft__%5B0%5D=AZWEXT20gmmWzaJnkchXxn0KEBAuOEmTwWiS4-ZF_G1AVLYWt9x4YS1OvsS4gWjXebupfIUZJ8bhD9v1JFdoJ5TzITKuWebwP_6sTf5f_FsfcKNfMADBfSAWPa1qhn2bO20t7yLudFmSF7c4i_x-b0fVX9vpEy_1MrmaJbDMK0Y5ew&__tn__=H-R

    I use the weasel words “if it is still up there” because the footage exploded (rather like Charlie’s neck) immediately all over the internet but now takes some tracking down having been removed wholesale by The Powers That Be so as not to affront the sensibilities of their usual clientele watching kiddy porn and bestiality (no we will not provide links). Print media have also decided not to use stills of Charlie’s carotid artery pumping out blood.

    How different now to the Swinging Sixties when we avidly watched President Kennedy’s head exploding in a mist of blood courtesy of the Lone Nut with a vintage Mannlicher bolt action single shot rifle (sound familiar). Endlessly repeated on glorious 405 lines black and white TV or a short trot down to the local flea pit to watch the newsreels in glorious Technicolor. Pretty soon analogue enhancements of the film started appearing and these days you can watch it all and the conspiracy theories in 4K.

    Assassination for the 4K/6K/8K Woke Age requires digital blurring of the action and editing to cut away from the nasty reality. Charlie Kirk still remains very dead though and the conspiracy theories knot and gender. Anyone got Trump in the Pool?

  10. https://buildworksatx.com/uk-state-pension-cut-2025/
    Kier fkn Starma is a monumental cunt, honestly what the fuck is this guy doing?, does he actually know himself?, what a fucking idiot.
    The only thing I can deduce is this for Starmageddons goal.
    (1) piss off the UK population by systematically financially fucking up every sepperate group of actual British people people.
    (2) Spunk millions of tax payers money in foreign donations and bad decisions worldwide.
    (3)Surround yourself with a bunch of dodgy, lying, pedo idiots who will agree with everything you say.
    (4) while the problem is worse than it has ever been under Starma allow every illegal immigrant into the country with open arms, unchecked and then put them up in hotels after laying off the staff, free NHS, dental, housing, clothes, transport, housing, all of which we pay for.
    (5) Arrest anyone who complains loadly enough or demonstrates or at best tell the actual UK population if they don’t like paying for all this madness, there’s the door, your welcome to fuck off anytime.
    (6) tax the living shit out of everyone, I mean only actual Brits to fund various, previous points.
    (7) now the cunt is going to cut pensions, so for all the people who have paid in over a lifetime of work, for an NHS they can’t access, A pention that’s been trimmed and this is only the start, councils that are bollocks (speaking for Cardiff), there won’t be any national insurance, or council tax refunds anytime soon I bet.
    (8) never accepting his fuck ups and always trying to blame the previous circus or frankly any other fucker.

    And those are just a very few examples, there are hundreds more of this arse clowns failures I could have chosen.
    Honestly, this pathetic, useless, spineless, lying fucker needs to go, anybody would be better than the present government, in fact I think no government would be a massive improvement over this selection of cunts…

  11. Gordon Ramsey is a fucking cunt.

    The former Rangers player and Michelin starred chef, is now re-inventing himself as a burger promoter. What a gigantic sweaty sell out cunt.

    https://www.restaurantonline.co.uk/Article/2025/09/09/burger-king-uk-teams-up-with-gordon-ramsay-to-launch-premium-wagyu-burger/

    I never really appreciated his fucking cookery shows – they basically involved shouting and trying to intimidate wannabe cooks. ‘fucking hurry the fuck up with that creme brulee’, ‘fucking sort it out’, ‘less fucking salt, the noo’.

    Enjoy you lips, tongues and arseholes, safe in the knowledge that it has Gordon’s endorsement. Fuck off.

  12. George Abaraonye

    Mr Abaraonye sounds like a right charmer.

    Who he? Well Abaraonye is an Oxford University student, and president elect of the Oxford Union, a debating society in the city. In May of this year, Abaraonye took part in a debate with American conservative activist Charlie Kirk at the Union. Since then, of course, Kirk has been brutally gunned down while speaking at a university meeting In Utah, by some nasty little scrote with a grudge who is now behind bars and looking at a death sentence if found guilty.

    So what was Abaraonye’s response to this appalling assassination, which took place in full view of hundreds of people? Well, it seems that he was on soshull meeja like a rat up a drainpipe, posting ‘Charlie Kirk got shot, let’s fucking go’, then ‘Charlie Kirk got shot, lool’.

    For fuck’s sake; does he actually believe that this murder was acceptable, a laughing matter indeed, because he disagrees with Charlie Kirk? . Kirk was a young man who leaves behind a wife and two infant children, and this is Abaraonye’s reaction. Couldn’t he have shown a little dignity and self-restraint, a little common decency under the circumstances? It appears that I’m not alone in expressing this opinion; there have been a number of calls for Abaraonye to quit as president, and his comments have been absolutely condemned by the Union itself.

    Not surprisingly, Abaraonye seems to have since tried to weasel his way out of the situation, with the usual ‘acted unthinkingly and in haste’ line, but he’d let the cat of the bag and the damage is done. I think he’s demonstrated where he stands.

    Now I have to say that I write as someone who passionately believes in freedom of speech, and therefore will state for the record that Abaraonye has every right to put his views out there if he wants to, no matter how crass and undignified I and anyone else may find them. That’s what ‘freedom of speech’ means to me. By that same token however, I have every right to say that in my opinion, Abaraonye and his attitude simply stink the place out, and that he should resign his position and fuck off before he brings any further discredit to an august institution.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04qz5lk6ggo

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