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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Highwaymen are cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz0y845p1r7o
Silly of me I know but I’d assumed half starved vagabonds accosting weary travellers had died put with Dick Turpin et al..
How wrong can a cunt be?
Very it seems,although this one is imported,from Germany…doesn’t appear very Aryan to me but my eyesight is not what it was.
Another in my more than occasional series,the BBC Sob Story.
Just up the road from Howarth,this caper is most certainly not from the pages of Wuthering Heights.
Dear me.
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Nicola Sturgeon
…is as big a cunt as ever.
Go on cunters, admit it. You hoped that you’d heard the last of the notorious Wee Jimmy Krankie look-alike after her desperate and spectacular fall from grace as Scotland’s First Minister.
‘Fraid not. The chunky little chancer is still seen hanging about Holyrood very occasionally, still trousering her MSP’s salary for seemingly doing very little. But lately she’s chiefly out and about on the promo circuit, desperately trying to drum up enthusiasm for her memoir ‘Frankly (or how I shafted Alex Salmond)’. No doubt stacks of these volumes will shortly be making their way to remainder bookshops and charity stores near you. Snap up your copy while stocks last.
But that’s not the worst of it, no. Get this; wee Nick Nick is talking about leaving behind the bagpipes and misty mountain land of her fathers, in order to seek some anonymity away from her goldfish bowl life in Scotland. Her persistent self-promotion notwithstanding, she’s claiming that the constant glare of being in the spotlight is all getting a bit much.
Whence might some solace be sought, I hear you ask? Perhaps lost among the teeming millions of Paris or New York, or in the quiet stillness of the Alps? Er… well no. Apparently Wee Jimmy, who has spent much of her life as a professional berater of England and the English, now spends a lot of her time in London, and is thinking of moving there. Dr Johnson’s noble prospect of that high road south does indeed beckon.
‘England is not yet a foreign country, would never be a foreign country, obviously even when we’re independent’ burbles Krankie, somewhat confusingly. Funny, but if Scottish independence is ever realised, here’s one Englishman who’s under the impression that England will indeed be ‘a foreign country’ to Scotland, just as much as France, Switzerland, or anywhere else for that matter. But then I don’t think that Sturgeon ever figured out just what independence for Scotland would REALLY mean in terms of its future status vis-a-vis the remainder of the UK. I think she thought of it somewhat in terms of the Markles’ ‘half in half out’ arrangement with the monarchy; keep the good bits, ditch the bad.
Personally I’m not enamoured by the prospect of some hypocrite who’s made a career of moaning, whingeing and bitching about the English moving south to take up residence, so as the wife would say, ‘get tae fuck Krankie’. Scotland’s fucking welcome to you.
https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/opinion/5307808/jim-spence-nicola-sturgeon-independence-alex-salmond-book/
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Asylum Seekers are cunts,obviously..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckge2qdr88eo
I’d like to keep this brief in order to stop me going full Dirlewanger..
British Justice flung this shit into jail for 55 years,the cunt should have been burnt at the stake 5 minutes after being found guilty,however..
The cunt has been charged with trying to murder prison guards and the usual shite attached to keeping these sand niggles in jail.
This cunt and his entire “asylum seeking ” family,who promptly fucked off back to the country they claimed would kill them after the atrocity should face summary justice everyone involved in this plot should die and die horribly.
Our very government are murderers.
Vote Oven.
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Obese Coffins.
Wolverhampton Council have introduced a “fat tax” on burials for obese persons,due to increased demand,of all things.
Wolverhampton resident Rosemarie McLaren said she felt the move was “discrimination, it’s not acceptable”.
“Someone like me who’s a bit bigger, is going to be charged [more] because I’m fat,” she added..
Unsurprisingly Rosemarie is a twenty stone Dark Key.
It appears that cremation has never occurred to them,but then again,why wait til the fat cunts die of natural causes,such as an excess of Di Chiggun?
Light em up!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gzx347z4vo
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Fucking hell where do I start…I don’t know, this one twists my melon, Counterfeit chocolate, what the fuck is that? any way.
The old corner shop is due a cunting, always there for those little things when you need them.
Though nowadays it seems they just scan winning lottery tickets and tell you that you have lost, Mr Kapoor has taken it to the next level with a vast array of illegal stock he bought from “John” and supplying minors with prohibited goods.
The article made interesting reading.
Edward Elton, on behalf of Surrey Police, said: “A man attended the store because his 17-year-old son, a child in law, had bought £530 of nitrous oxide from the Wharf Road Stores, and he’d done that in one day.
so that’s one pissed off adult, £530 spend in one day on laughing gas to a minor.
The list of breaches said to have been found within the store, he continued, included soft drinks with unlawful additives, best before dates on alcohol rubbed off, box after box of counterfeit cigarettes and counterfeit chocolate.
This counterfeit chocolate brings to mind this
https://youtu.be/Dy6uLfermPU?si=hofOakf9ZYGR7FAR
his dodgy fags made of shredded doormats are another matter entirely
Then we have,
He said that was “just the latest of the failings”. On other occasions Surrey Police found two canisters behind the counter that were seized and sent for testing, tests came back confirming they contained the psychoactive drug THC.
So he was selling class B and C drugs from behind his counter and topping it up with Stanley knives! and the place is next too a sodding youth club.
You just cant make this up.
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/surrey-shop-caught-selling-knives-32252198
The good news is he is “Very sorry” and his licence has been revoked, but fuck sake how can he get away with it?
He said the Class B drugs were marked as ‘not for sale’ and left in the back of the shop unused. Mr Kapoor added: “I have my parents who are already dependent on me, my dad is over 85, my mum also”, before having to pause when becoming visibly emotional.
That’s not a bad idea, I will have to right “For decorative purpose only” on my favourite prohibited items, just in case.
ant way fuck sake, what have we brought upon ourselves.
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fuck me!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2095135/Pro-Iran-summer-camp-for-kids-cancelled-amid-extremism-fears?int_source=nba
mind you I was an Army Cadet, write that one up if you want too, normal service will resume around 2pm
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Worrying about hamas’s copyright on Oct 7 massacre footage.
No fucking way, right?
Mentioned it in passing lately, not many saw it… Toronto Film Festival were due to screen a documentary about the events that kicked off the current bout of munitions lobbing in sunnier climes but have pulled a U-turn on it.
Why?
“Toronto film fest nixes Oct. 7 doc screening, cites Hamas ownership of massacre clips”
https://www.timesofisrael.com/toronto-film-fest-nixes-oct-7-doc-screening-said-to-cite-hamas-ownership-of-massacre-clips/
Shit the cunts livestreamed for all and sundry at the time on various terroristy file-sharing webshites I mean sites …. and TFF are scared of – presumably – being sued for copyright infringement.
Beyond ridiculous. And cowardly. n.b. Some more mainstream sites(e.g. NYT) carried the same story, but only this one not paywalled.
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I am going to Cunt the old witch next door!
Now the old bitch for her retirement plan bought a little house right next to a trading estate that has been here longer than the row of houses she lives in.
First thing she does is rip out the front garden to create parking and in doing so has a drain installed that drains into the compound I use.
Next we have a buffer fence for security reasons, her shitty wooden border fence is useless so we built a steel railing fence 1 ft inside our boundary line as per the request of the insurance company.
The old bitch promptly removed half of hers to create a path to the back garden, then pops another panel to install a summer house over the boundary.
Next we have the front war.
When she first turned up we cut down the scrub at the front to appease her neighbourly request, then it became overspill parking for her guests/ a my shite for sale show room and her bin area.
So fuck it, we let it go, kicking her bins back on to her drive and now have a “Butterfly habitat”.
Fuck me the old witch, she doesn’t need a cunting she needs burning at the stake!
Oh and she volunteers for the church and helps Somalian refugees (who I note she doesn’t have round the house)
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Fuck me I am going to add to it, we had a visit from the local councillor expressing concerns raised by someone on the grass at the front.
Shit thing about being a councillor is you need to publish your interests, a brief Bio and your ward.
Well they do not cover this ward, but they are an active member of the same church as the old witch and despite claims that she does not know who the person (Who complained) is, she seems to spend a fair bit of time tidying up the flowerbeds outside the church with her.
Mind you they also fucked themselves, when we pointed out that another business showed equal care for their frontage and were told that the other business was run by Gypsy’s and they were nothing but trouble, so they managed to get called a racist cunt and got told to fuck off.
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it must ne the hot weather, they are coming out the wood work!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/14/villagers-plead-curfew-rowdy-migrants-crick/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqDggAKgYICjCbpHowwqoJMJyhtgQ&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAh9wxhH6_ChcN277DG8SYpjFELDyGKM6zeUYC4b9G2F-U_JKkj_2hMOCjYtIa1seKkNMB9CMzDkPkFQ3NUZNLdtC3GcGg%3D%3D&gaa_ts=689f489d&gaa_sig=9vaZptJRQpr6F8itLGAeVIg4ykGwe6fvxbWd3tArxuILnF1JnK3M72JGlbuA1Tis-j7QYkE9SoY5ZRIfH5ykxg%3D%3D
Jesus that’s big! (wife says that a lot too)
another one
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gqwj1v0wdo
followed by a fuck sake
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjeykklwn7vo
another rape
ttps://www.nationalworld.com/news/uk/nuneaton-protest-another-peaceful-protest-outside-town-hall-after-men-charged-over-rape-of-girl-5274040?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAQwpjhmsyh0u4kGLCXl5H5-eXyqAEqEAgAKgcICjDmiqQLMKmVvAM&utm_content=rundown
and this shit?
https://enfielddispatch.co.uk/local-housing-association-rapped-by-regulator-for-serious-health-and-safety-failings/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjCCmcwLMLK04wMwhay2BA&utm_content=rundown
there is enough ammunition for some serious writing or enough to push you into hanging yourself.
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Crick is a picture perfect English country village. It’s home, with it’s village green and thatched houses, to approximately 2000 folks.
Thanks to a 111 room Ibis hotel nearby, it’s also home to several hundred illegal immigrants who have been housed there by Serco.
Apparently, the immigrants have taken to using a children playground area and playing field over, as their recreational facility ( what, no gym or swimming pool at the Ibis, for shame!)
The locals have asked for a curfew to be imposed, as the illegals activities are disturbing peoples peace.
Here’s one response.
“It is worth reiterating that the decision to house immigrants at the Ibis was a central Government decision and was not supported by West Northamptonshire Council or Crick Parish Council, both of whom strongly object.”
Serco says” they’re not prisoners (why not?).
Everyone is passing the buck.
“Not my monkey, not my circus” seems to be the attitude.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/14/villagers-plead-curfew-rowdy-migrants-crick/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqDggAKgYICjCbpHowwqoJMJyhtgQ&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAh9wxhH6_ChcN277DG8SYpjFELDyGKM6zeUYC4b9G2F-U_JKkj_2hMOCjYtIa1seKkNMB9CMzDkPkFQ3NUZNLdtC3GcGg%3D%3D&gaa_ts=689f489d&gaa_sig=9vaZptJRQpr6F8itLGAeVIg4ykGwe6fvxbWd3tArxuILnF1JnK3M72JGlbuA1Tis-j7QYkE9SoY5ZRIfH5ykxg%3D%3D
Personally, I think we need to create/build, Nightingale style, displaced person camps. Minimum basic requirements met, no freedom to leave, no pocket money, no mobile/Internet access.
I’d go further, but better not.
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well penned thank you
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Brewdog
Spare a thought for man-bun hipster soyboys Hugo and Josh, cunters. Finding a £7-a-third barrel aged mango and pineapple blancmange New England IPA is getting harder and harder as oh-so-cool Brewdog has finally been found out. Fewer and fewer pubs are stocking their overpriced rat urine.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/36327183/brewdog-beers-axed-by-almost-2000-pubs/
The Ben & Jerrys of beer have never missed an opportunity to leap onto the latest passing woke bandwagon to demonstrate their cool, bien pensant credentials. Which makes the fact that their shitshow is now dependent on Wetherspoons and their Brexit-supporting boss Tim Martin all the more ironic.
Come on Tim, chuck the cunts out of your pubs as well and hopefully they’ll go bust. Hugo and Josh will just have to hold their noses and mix with all those ghastly Reform voters in Spoons in future. It’s no wonder they’re in tears.
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Ridiculous Names (Cont)
Many moons ago, I posted a nom about parents who gave ludicrous or downright stupid names to their kids. Such names ranged from the likes of ‘Moon Unit’ and ‘Dweezil’, to ‘Bay Atlas’, ‘Buddy Bear’ and ‘Rocket Zot’. At the extreme range of bizarreness, some poor kids had been stuck with handles such as ‘Anus’, ‘Superman’ and ‘Tulula Does the Hula From Hawaii’. This nom is, I’m sure, safe in the IsAC vault for future generations to wonder over.
Anyway, in a follow-up cunting, I’m pleased to introduce a bit of piss-taking in a similar vein from across the pond, in the form of the ‘College Football All Name Team’ for 2025. As the name suggests, the list is a selection of college footballers who possess what I’ll term ‘interesting’ names. Now such lists aren’t in any way official, but are created by fans and media outlets for a bit of fun, so may vary. However the 2025 list linked is, I think, pretty representative;
https://www.threads.com/@collegesportsonly/post/DMLB8YEgqAz/%F0%9D%90%8F%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%92%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%88%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%86-college-footballs-2025-all-name-team?hl=en-gb
I’m assured by my daughter and son-in-law, who spent some time in the States and follow these things, that the names are real. I mean ffs, imagine having to go through life with a name like ‘General Booty’, ‘DeColdest Crawford’, ‘Da’Realyst Clark’, ‘Memorable Factor’, ‘D-Icey Hopkins’, ‘Pig Cage’ or ‘Moh Bility’. No doubt the parents thought themselves witty and original, as opposed to being plain, old fashioned cunts.
Still, perhaps it offers the opportunity for a bit of a light-hearted cunting as opposed to the likes of the usual arseholes such as illegal migrants, Labour, al-Beeb and rape gangs. Anyway, that’s the spirit in which this nom is intended.
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A new gender, pastel.
I’m terribly sorry, IsAC, there wasn’t a news link, so I had to attach the entire drivel that explains what a “pastel” is.
A gender identity connected to the aesthetic of pastel colors, often associated with softness, gentleness, and a feeling of quietness. It can be a xenogender or colorgender, where the individual’s gender is linked to the colors and the emotions, feelings, or objects associated with those pastel hues. Pastelgender individuals may feel a strong connection to pastel colors, or they may incorporate them into their gender identity to better understand themselves.
I’ve deleted a load of other irrelevant verbiage, you can thank me later.
As I read it, you can now identify as a colour. As a “pastel”, your pronouns are
‘ paint, paints, paintless.’
I’m sorry, I’ve just had enough. I’m burnt out.
I’m handing my white, sane human card in, and am going to live with a group of Artic Foxes, as I now identify as one!
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Flag Wars
It won’t have escaped the notice of IsAC regulars that civil unrest in Britain seems to be slowly bubbling up. One obvious symptom is the protests building at ‘asylum hotels’, as people gather to express their disgust at the government’s abject failure to stop the invasion of our shores, with all the social, economic and cultural problems such an invasion brings.
Another symptom is the growing campaign to hang Union flags or the Cross of St George in public places up and down the country, as a sign of pride, rage and defiance. Naturally, certain local authorities are starting to take umbrage at this, and ordering the removal of said flags.
Take the example of bankrupt (in more ways than one) Labour-run Birmingham Cuntcil. The cuntcil is having flags removed on the basis of *cough* ‘safety concerns’, claiming that they could ‘put the lives of motorists and pedestrians at risk’. Yeah right, even if they’re 25 feet off the bloody ground. Funnily enough, I don’t remember any similar concerns being expressed by officialdom when earlier in August, there were P@ki flags everywhere around the town to celebrate that shithole’s day of independence. Incidentally, the Cuntcil was also happy to light up the city’s central library building in green and white as part of the commemorations.
Now step forward Tower Hamlets Cuntcil, run by the (get this) pro-Gaza Aspire Party, led by that cunt Lutfur Rahman, who was done for electoral fraud and ‘spiritual intimidation’* in 2015. This cuntcil has said that it will take down St George flags ‘as soon as possible’, in spite of being perfectly happy with displays of Palestinian flags being left hanging from council buildings and lamp-posts for long periods, so as not to *coughs again* ‘destabilise community cohesion’. Of course, the fact that 40% of the council’s population is of a certain demographic is pure coincidence.
In Britain these days, it seems to be fine to make a display of being just about anything, from Pakistani to Irish to Palestinian, just don’t make a display of being English and expect to be tolerated in the same way. You run the risk of being branded a xenophobe, a rascist, or a Nazi. As far as displaying your flag is concerned, that may well be deemed unacceptable by petty figures of officialdom (and like as not, the police as well), and specious reasons will then be found to clamp down on such displays if they so choose. It remains to be seen whether other authorities will try to follow the example of Birmingham and Tower Hamlets, but it wouldn’t surprise me. The enemy within has eyes and ears, and is watching you.
*no, me neither…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36336412/council-vows-to-rip-down-st-georges-flags/
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*Admin
Having re-read this nom, I’d be obliged if you’d cancel it. I don’t think it’s very good.
Thank you
Ron
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With @ADMIN`s permission, and with respect to Ron, this is an excellent & well-deserved nom : There is a considerable difference between disgusting racism & genuine nationalism & identity. Ron? …
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