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17 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. I am going to cunt the obvious.

    Newspaper headlines.
    They grip my shit how they circumvent the important and concentrate on the obscure, a few examples from today’s chaff.

    Beach arrest drama after report man exposed himself at Cullercoats Bay!

    Hardly a fucking drama, its not like he was throwing grenades and waving a gun about.
    “Officers remained in the area as part of Operation Coast watch to provide reassurance to those who had been affected.”
    Fuck me, if you are traumatised by someone’s willy you have some issues, next

    Reading: cars speeding up to 80mph on Redhatch Drive.

    Fuck me there are probably more newsworthy issues in reading, fortunately….

    Cars have been speeding up to 80mph on Reading residential road Redhatch Drive but the council “do not see a speed related concern” and “will not be investigating any further”
    So, its not really of Importance, is it? Next

    19 Things that would improve life in Aylesbury according to our readers,

    Had to chuckle on this one, a nuclear bomb was on my list, but not theirs.

    Police close suspected Surrey brothel after antisocial behaviour reports

    This one pissed me off, why am I last to know, and did they do oap discount?

    Mum left “terrified” after being stung over 100 times by wasps while on holiday in Skegness

    Now fuck me, I burnt my arm in the cooker last week, how come that didn’t make headlines.

    The most popular names for babies born in South Derbyshire last year have been revealed.

    This one cheered me up, Oliver was the most popular boys name, so I may move there soon.

    Man ‘held against his will’ amid reports of suspected cuckooing in Hull

    Really? I don’t think anyone asks to be detained by the police, so how is this news.

    Therapy dog Lola helps children cope with anxiety and trauma
    “The work Lola and I do is deeply rooted in neuroscience, particularly the Polyvagal Theory – helping children and adults feel safe enough in their bodies and environments to learn, regulate and connect.”

    Fuck me sideways, what is the world coming too?

    Royal expert quashes rumours about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s plans to ‘upsize’ to Fort Belvedere

    Expert my arse, how are the qualified.

    Paddleboarding puts Torbay on the global map

    Fucking first I heard about it!

    So that’s it, todays cuntishness! The words “shocking” and “tragic” were not explored because quite often they are not.

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  2. M&S

    Imagine this. You’re a 14 year old girl, out shopping with your Mum for your first proper bra. You are excited, and probably a bit embarrassed, especially as Mum has suggested you have a proper bra fitting.

    Now imagine this, as you are flicking through the racks of lacy (and plain) styles, a six foot 2 transgender assistant approaches you ( the 14 year old) and asks if they can “assist” you.

    The girl freaks out and insists on leaving. Mum finds out why, and unsurprisingly, complains to M&S.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14971751/MS-apologise-girl-14-transgender-employee-help-bra.html

    Now, I’m sorry but in what universe is this OK? I get that people have a right to live as a woman, but why on earth did this cretin think offering to help a child was appropriate when even she could see it was a cock in a frock?

    M&S have apologised to the mother and daughter.

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  3. One in one out,

    There is a glaringly obvious issue with this system, but having a short attention span most people stop reading when they see a boatload of migrants has been arrested and face deportation.
    Sounds fantastic doesn’t it, uncle Kier has got it done!
    Until you read the next line, we then phone the frogs, and tell them who we think we may have and they offer to swap them for others.
    Now it semi sorts the problem in that we will then have documented migrants, but let us not look over our shoulders at the hoard that is roving the city’s of this once green and pleasant land.
    We need to buck up and say fuck off, when Ismail from London, or Stephan from Glasgow, or even Victor from Hastings commit and are found guilty of a criminal offence its goodbye!
    I pay taxes, I pay rent, I work the only thing that I get given to me are viruses and infections, when you are given accommodation and spending money but seem to think its ok to shit on your hosts hospitality, then lets face it you are not very appreciative and are not going to fit in.
    ( very random, but I was reading an article about a foreign owned garage where the mechanic died after stopping to pray under an elevated vehicle incorrectly supported).
    The reality is simple, the government is supporting a covert illicit workforce (some of them) at the expense of the working person who is now being over taxed to finance a workforce on a hidden cash wage, you can see where this is going, I don’t understand why they don’t.
    We are pretty much fucked.
    One in one out my arse!

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  5. This is for the cunters to pick up on, I am on serious meds and have the attention span of a fucking Gnat!

    so this bloke.

    https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/25350829.man-jailed-sex-girlfriends-underage-daughter/?dicbo=v2-M10vH04

    used a dating app to access the daughter of his stupid girlfriend,
    he is sentenced to 16 years, added to the sex offenders register that tells me he is not going home.

    https://dailypost.ng/2025/08/01/uk-based-nigerian-man-jailed-six-years-for-sexually-assaulting-underage-girl/

    his home newspapers show his nationality and the fact he had previously offended as a healthcare worker in the UK, but seems to have reduced his sentence to 6 years.

    There you go cunting made easy.

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  6. Mr. “Abbi” Taylor:

    Welcome again to the preverted whacky world of transbumderism, in the shape of MR. Taylor, who identifies as a woman. Not content with that fake rubbish, he adds to his peccadiloes my dropping shitty nappers outside nurseries and smearing milk bottles with excrement.

    Quite understandably, nursery workers were quite upset about this and complained, and MR Taylor was arrested. However he has been spared jail for his peculiarly repellent behaviour because he got a beating while held on remand. HE was held in a men’s prison, regardless of his Monty Python drag show.

    I wonder if he will mend his dirty ways?

    https://metro.co.uk/2025/08/08/fetishist-dumped-soiled-nappies-outside-nurseries-beaten-prison-23260386/

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  7. BUTTERFLIES
    🦋🦋🦋
    Specifically, Pieris mannii or the southern small white.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy1wgly21zo

    Britain has a new species of butterfly: the southern small white has continued its rapid colonisation of northern Europe allegedly by flying across the North Sea.

    (Ringing any bells yet, cunters?)

    Assisted by `global heating`, this fluttering insect has made rapid progress across Europe since it was first spotted north of the Alps in France and Germany in 2008. It reached the Netherlands in 2015 and was recorded near Calais four years later.

    (That`s in France, cunters.)

    “This is really exciting,” said Dr Dan Hoare, the director of nature recovery at Butterfly Conservation. “It’s always interesting when a new species turns up in the UK…”

    Is it?

    Well, Dr Whore, let me put it to you that it is yet another fucking immigrant – probably hitched a lift over here on the backs of the constant stream of the dinghy hordes.

    And, like it`s simian counterparts, it will begin to infest our plantations & hard sweated-over allotments and lay it`s filthy eggs all over our green and pleasant land which in turn will hatch into ravenous juicy hairy caterpillars munching the fuck through our good clean English veg: Thence pupating and crystalizing into millions more of the unwanted fluttery bastards.

    Repeat, ad infinitum.

    Remember what happened to our oh-so-cute bushy red squirrels when the flea-infested `greys` demolished their way through our lush verdant forests?

    And, they have already started to introduce beavers into Scotland – what could possibly go wrong?

    Packham! Shield thy scrotum from the attack of the wild unkempt beaver. And I don`t mean that airhead Michaela (South African resident & BBC-funded air miles) Strachan.

    🐛

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  8. Highwaymen are cunts.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz0y845p1r7o

    Silly of me I know but I’d assumed half starved vagabonds accosting weary travellers had died put with Dick Turpin et al..

    How wrong can a cunt be?

    Very it seems,although this one is imported,from Germany…doesn’t appear very Aryan to me but my eyesight is not what it was.

    Another in my more than occasional series,the BBC Sob Story.

    Just up the road from Howarth,this caper is most certainly not from the pages of Wuthering Heights.

    Dear me.

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  9. The Andrex School Poo Advert is a cunt.

    It starts with some fat, half-caste brat farting in a classroom.

    Then, to add insult to injury, the viewer is confronted with scene after scene of multicultural hell.

    Fair turned my stomach, it did.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv0W37Red9o

    Isn’t the Advertising Standards Authority supposed to prevent this sort of cuntishness appearing on our TV screens?

    One can only imagine the stench that must emanate from such institutions.

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  10. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23p028p200o

    The decimation of the uk’s motor vehicle manufacturing industry and the BBC’s blatant reluctance to acknowledge the government’s insistence on stopping the production of ICE vehicles and to the production of EV’s that the vast majority with any sense just don’t want to buy.

    Read through this long winded article and the fact no one (well unless you’re a puff or a tree hugger) wants to buy ev’s is barely mentioned….goes on a lot about brexit being the cause of the decline and just breezes over the fact successive governments have told well informed businesses that they need to make milk floats that don’t sell instead of ones that do….and now they are in the shit, so effectively by the time 2030 or whatever date it is they have to stop making ICE vehicles, all our vehicle manufacturers would have gone bust, so all these new ev’s will have to be shipped over from China….with a huge carbon footprint. Walkers

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  11. Nicola Sturgeon

    …is as big a cunt as ever.

    Go on cunters, admit it. You hoped that you’d heard the last of the notorious Wee Jimmy Krankie look-alike after her desperate and spectacular fall from grace as Scotland’s First Minister.

    ‘Fraid not. The chunky little chancer is still seen hanging about Holyrood very occasionally, still trousering her MSP’s salary for seemingly doing very little. But lately she’s chiefly out and about on the promo circuit, desperately trying to drum up enthusiasm for her memoir ‘Frankly (or how I shafted Alex Salmond)’. No doubt stacks of these volumes will shortly be making their way to remainder bookshops and charity stores near you. Snap up your copy while stocks last.

    But that’s not the worst of it, no. Get this; wee Nick Nick is talking about leaving behind the bagpipes and misty mountain land of her fathers, in order to seek some anonymity away from her goldfish bowl life in Scotland. Her persistent self-promotion notwithstanding, she’s claiming that the constant glare of being in the spotlight is all getting a bit much.

    Whence might some solace be sought, I hear you ask? Perhaps lost among the teeming millions of Paris or New York, or in the quiet stillness of the Alps? Er… well no. Apparently Wee Jimmy, who has spent much of her life as a professional berater of England and the English, now spends a lot of her time in London, and is thinking of moving there. Dr Johnson’s noble prospect of that high road south does indeed beckon.

    ‘England is not yet a foreign country, would never be a foreign country, obviously even when we’re independent’ burbles Krankie, somewhat confusingly. Funny, but if Scottish independence is ever realised, here’s one Englishman who’s under the impression that England will indeed be ‘a foreign country’ to Scotland, just as much as France, Switzerland, or anywhere else for that matter. But then I don’t think that Sturgeon ever figured out just what independence for Scotland would REALLY mean in terms of its future status vis-a-vis the remainder of the UK. I think she thought of it somewhat in terms of the Markles’ ‘half in half out’ arrangement with the monarchy; keep the good bits, ditch the bad.

    Personally I’m not enamoured by the prospect of some hypocrite who’s made a career of moaning, whingeing and bitching about the English moving south to take up residence, so as the wife would say, ‘get tae fuck Krankie’. Scotland’s fucking welcome to you.

    https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/opinion/5307808/jim-spence-nicola-sturgeon-independence-alex-salmond-book/

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  12. Asylum Seekers are cunts,obviously..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckge2qdr88eo

    I’d like to keep this brief in order to stop me going full Dirlewanger..

    British Justice flung this shit into jail for 55 years,the cunt should have been burnt at the stake 5 minutes after being found guilty,however..

    The cunt has been charged with trying to murder prison guards and the usual shite attached to keeping these sand niggles in jail.

    This cunt and his entire “asylum seeking ” family,who promptly fucked off back to the country they claimed would kill them after the atrocity should face summary justice everyone involved in this plot should die and die horribly.

    Our very government are murderers.

    Vote Oven.

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