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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Virginia councilman Lee Vogler & the petrol attack.
It seems that this chap was just “going about his daily office business,” when a bloke called Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes, a 29 year old from from Danville, who is now being done for attempted first degree murder, managed to force his way in, then poured a U.S. gallon’s worth of gasoline over him from a bucket he had carried in, then when Vogler attempted to flee, chased after him, then set it all alight. This was apparently personal, so he had some kind of grudge, nothing to do with Vogler’s political role. It seems that this type of attack today is not an uncommon act throughout the world.
Ugandan Olympian Rebecca Cheptegei was doused with petrol, then set on fire by her former boyfriend, leading to her death a few days later, due to extensive burns.
Surinder Kumar a 27 year old from India had petrol poured over his body, & in his mouth, during a brutal assault over a land dispute. He died later from his injuries.
The list goes on, but from what I have assumed, most of these examples happen in India. The latest victim is very lucky to be alive. I am still not sure though if the fuel that was used in these instances was either Premium, or Regular?
Do we have a link your lordship? C.A.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna222038
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In addition to cuntings for the recognition of a Palestinian state our glorious leader (who obviously has no intention of fighting the next GE) is planning to bring 300 kids from Gaza (with at least one adult each) for treatment on the NHS
Talk about having a zero regard for the British people, there will be a viral backlash should some British kid waiting for urgent treatment be bumped down in preference for a Gaza kid.
What is the chance these cunts will ever go back, none whatsoever.
And why? Can’t the Gaza kids go to Jordan, Turkey, Iran, Iraq, UAE, Saudi, Egypt rather than the UK.
Unbelievable.
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-08-03/hundreds-of-children-from-gaza-to-be-brought-to-uk-for-medical-treatment
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Performance Enhancing Semi Gaynéss in lower league Football.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx23vkzjyz5o
In yet another triumph for Our Aunty Beeb they’ve not only found a way to promote The Dark Key & The Gay in sport,but also attempt to belittle other football clubs who oddly don’t give a fuck about some random cunts private “preferences”.
The funny fellow claims “coming out” has made him a better player,egged on by the club’s manager who really should know better.
Perhaps if the entire team decides to become a Gay then they will be playing in the Premiership by next season?
If so,why aren’t all the top clubs in world football getting On The Other Bus?
It’s quite the mystery.
Its safe to say Nobby Stiles would not be amused.
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Chris Bryant M.P:
Clearly the old reverend feels he has not been getting enough attention lately, with younger pansies like Streeting and Kyle grabbing all the headlines, so the grubby vicar, he of the taty blue underpants and “gay” dating sites, tell us a sad tale of how, as an “innocent”(?) 16 year old he was propositioned by a theatre director (surely not!), and it was such an unwelcome shock, he went on seeing him time and time again, and even conducted the desperate old buggers funeral. He also advises that he has been taken advantage of by at least 5 other MPs since his sordid career started in politics.
All I can say is that I didn’t know there were five blind MPs in Parliament. But seriously, poofters in Parliament, all looking for a safe seat, no dount.
Bryant really does have a vivid imagination – do you think he might have been a solicitor as well?.
Chris really must have something special – they don’t call him Big Dick for nothing – no, he has to bribe them.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn923pdq8yzo
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Harry Hill’s Stepfathers Premature Death is a CUNT
Fuck me, no one likes death, it brings misery to those who it affects, and can lead to months of mourning, in some cases severe depression.
However, I can’t recall a death that has borne such an unfunny cunt as Harry Hill
This oversized collar wearing twat, ill fitting suit, top pocket rammed with pens, is less funny that catching your genital in the blades of a combine harvester.
I’ve tried, several times, to find something of comedic value in Hill, from his Showaddywaddy loafers, to his constant screwed up, tongue out the mouth lizard licking, and still find him a completely irritating cunt.
So when I happened to glance at The Blatantly Bullshit Cunt website, link https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70x8gx5n9wo I realised that some deaths can indeed affect a much wider group of people than the immediate family, personally it still affects me now.
Luckily with today’s numerous options for viewing, I am quite able to avoid Hill, but fuck me, a few years ago avoiding the cunt was far more difficult
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Pedro Pascal is a cunt, isn’t he.
Why is this irritating greaser popping up in every film and TV series, sorry “season” going? It’s difficult to glean from his irritating accent, whether he’s a eurocunt or a Mexicunt, but it’s a grating accent nonetheless.
He was in Game of Thtones as a flunkey to that wooden, dragon bint, he was in some shit TV series with a mouthy, ugly, northern bird, then in another rapacious Star Wars spinoff, now he’s in a marvel superhero re-make for pubescent kids. Goodness, what a back catalogue.
Naturally, he’s obsessively pro-trans/alphabet people. In a feud with JK Rowling over the problem issue, he said Rowling displayed “heinous loser behaviour”. The virtue-signalling lickspittle once went to an event wearing a t-shirt that said ‘Protect the dolls’ in support the men-in-dresses and she-danglers. Why do these toadying bootlickers always cuddle up to the LadyBoys?
There’s something not quite right about this turd. Something a tad creepy.
With his handlebar dirty sanchez, he looks like Magnum P.I. with a melted face or perhaps Burt Reynolds after he’s had a stroke. Alternatively, his pubic whiskers might just be a cock-doormat.
Overrated, squirrelly cunt.
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The NHS and its vaccines..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgkrx6dnkkeo
I’m not going to go into great detail but if fellow cunters have the stomach for the sordid details in the link then good luck to them.Im hoping I can take a vaccine that will delete the information from my mind once this nomination is over..
Anyhow the NHS,which means us,are providing vaccines to persons who’s lifestyles are giving them repeated STIs,which in turn is leading to the rise of antibiotic resistant infections and cost a fucking fortune.
The mind truly boggles at the lighthearted,carefree reporting on this depravity and mindless stupidity,which is par for the course when it comes to every type of minority and their inevitable semi suicīdal lifestyles..
But why are we paying to sustain it ?
Vaccine Oven.
Dear me.
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Really Annoying Adverts
Really annoying ads are a total cunt.
Adverts have been around for a very long time. According to Google, the first ad we have record of was on a papyrus found in Thebes, and dated at c3,000 BC. It was done by a craftsman to promote his weaving store. Ever since then they’ve been around to irritate or bore us to various degrees.
It’s fair to say that I can ignore ads for the most part, but some annoy the fucking life out of me for some reason. Take the case of this shitty ad for Maltesers. Here we have a classic for our time; a family of effnicks being introduced to ‘grandma’s companion’, an utterly gormless-looking wally chomping on chocolates, who is, of course, the figure-of-fun token white on display;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQkLGamKKAg
Speaking of ‘rainbow ads’, how about the utterly weird ‘copy nothing’ ad for Jaguar cars? This features a bizarre looking collection of individuals poncing about in strange costumes, but oddly, there’s not a car in sight… Reports suggest that since this very peculiar and irritating ad appeared, sales of Jags have slid into oblivion. ‘Go woke go broke’ then?;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQkLGamKKAg
Now some ads drive you to distraction by the sheer amount of repetition they subject you to. Who’s not been battered into submission when on YouTube by THIS total cunt?;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQZEoZ4W0ac
Yes they can truly annoy and irritate, and really, I suspect that’s the point. To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.The more annoying an ad is, the more it lives rent free in your head. To this day I can’t shake out ‘on and on and on and Ariston’, and ‘Go Compare!’. If the ad man can throw some controversy into the mix as well and get people arguing about the ad in the meeja and online, then he’s generated (as that appalling Americanism has it) ‘more bangs per buck’.
I’m sure that you lot out in the world of cunting will have have your own ‘horrible ads’ to report. One thing’s for sure; like earthquakes, locusts, the clap, wasps, peacefuls and other undesirables, annoying adverts are another thing we’ll never get rid of.
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Oh blast it.
Admin; great apologies, I’ve cocked up one of the links. I struggle to get these things right.
Could you pl oblige by substituting this for the second link in the nom ie the Jaguar car ad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLtFIrqhfng
Regards
Ron
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Has to make it into a cunting.
Even Google deserves its own for that advert:
“Can anyone do a bro split.”
We all know it’s been asked my a fucking retarded little 18 year old.
Rather than look up that a bro split is just working the different muscle groups in a push and pull format. They have to bring gender into it and make out it’s trying to exclude them.
Fuck off. And fuck Google as well for the wagwan advert years ago.
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I present Thomas Robinson to this site.
Personally I find this story amusing.
You can decide if he is a cunt or not..
This fellow was pretending he was growing tea in the Scottish Highlands.
He claimed to have invented a biodegradable polymer that made tea grow in half the time.. turns out it was a bin bag.
He was buying plants from Europe and claiming they were grown in Scotland.
He sold his tea to the Balmoral and Dorchester hotels claiming it was the late queen’s favourite.
Also to a buyer for fortnum and Masons.
He got three and a half years, alot more than a pàķi rapist gets nowadays.
So he tricked alot of gullible and more likely greedy people. I imagine those hotels were charging a fiver for a cup of tea..
https://www.copfs.gov.uk/about-copfs/news/man-jailed-for-three-and-a-half-years-over-500-000-fake-scottish-tea-fraud/
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Once in a lifetime trips can be a cunt it seems..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp94ymg3x1go
I can’t speak for my fellow cunters but personally speaking a “once in a lifetime trip” certainly wouldn’t include a nice visit to that world renowned tourist hotspot Iran.
However I haven’t taken into account that these happy travellers may have wanted to visit some of the worst prisons in the Middle East,be beaten,starved and held in solitary confinement.
It takes all sorts I suppose.
Dear me.
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The Beckham Industry:
Like a cheap rip off of Harry & Meghan Hewitt’s paranoid exploits, The Beckham Family continue to add fuel t0o the SM flames, mainly through the simple looking young son Romeo (with a name like that he had to be either a pooftah or a drama queen). Just like dad this 22 year old waste of space has had a new tattoo added to his body, which is believed to be a “snub” to his older brother, who, from what one reads his ugly mother (soon to be seen. stark bollock, in a famine relief advert for Gaza) was trying groom for an Oedipus Complex (Oedipus, shneedepus, what does it matter, as long as he loves his mother?). When Dave was kicking a football about and being the ignoramous he was (and is), she promoted him as “head of the house” and her little man.
There must be a comedy series there and after the bat shit crazy Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, the Beckhams could become the biggest thing since Steptoe & Son.
Why don’t they all shut the fuck up and continue their squabbles in private?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14973739/Romeo-Beckham-new-poignant-tattoo-dig-Brooklyn-family-feud.html
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I am going to cunt the obvious.
Newspaper headlines.
They grip my shit how they circumvent the important and concentrate on the obscure, a few examples from today’s chaff.
Beach arrest drama after report man exposed himself at Cullercoats Bay!
Hardly a fucking drama, its not like he was throwing grenades and waving a gun about.
“Officers remained in the area as part of Operation Coast watch to provide reassurance to those who had been affected.”
Fuck me, if you are traumatised by someone’s willy you have some issues, next
Reading: cars speeding up to 80mph on Redhatch Drive.
Fuck me there are probably more newsworthy issues in reading, fortunately….
Cars have been speeding up to 80mph on Reading residential road Redhatch Drive but the council “do not see a speed related concern” and “will not be investigating any further”
So, its not really of Importance, is it? Next
19 Things that would improve life in Aylesbury according to our readers,
Had to chuckle on this one, a nuclear bomb was on my list, but not theirs.
Police close suspected Surrey brothel after antisocial behaviour reports
This one pissed me off, why am I last to know, and did they do oap discount?
Mum left “terrified” after being stung over 100 times by wasps while on holiday in Skegness
Now fuck me, I burnt my arm in the cooker last week, how come that didn’t make headlines.
The most popular names for babies born in South Derbyshire last year have been revealed.
This one cheered me up, Oliver was the most popular boys name, so I may move there soon.
Man ‘held against his will’ amid reports of suspected cuckooing in Hull
Really? I don’t think anyone asks to be detained by the police, so how is this news.
Therapy dog Lola helps children cope with anxiety and trauma
“The work Lola and I do is deeply rooted in neuroscience, particularly the Polyvagal Theory – helping children and adults feel safe enough in their bodies and environments to learn, regulate and connect.”
Fuck me sideways, what is the world coming too?
Royal expert quashes rumours about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s plans to ‘upsize’ to Fort Belvedere
Expert my arse, how are the qualified.
Paddleboarding puts Torbay on the global map
Fucking first I heard about it!
So that’s it, todays cuntishness! The words “shocking” and “tragic” were not explored because quite often they are not.
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May I venture to volunteer a link, m`Lud? …
https://live.staticflickr.com/5066/5683217529_a69e93613c_b.jpg
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M&S
Imagine this. You’re a 14 year old girl, out shopping with your Mum for your first proper bra. You are excited, and probably a bit embarrassed, especially as Mum has suggested you have a proper bra fitting.
Now imagine this, as you are flicking through the racks of lacy (and plain) styles, a six foot 2 transgender assistant approaches you ( the 14 year old) and asks if they can “assist” you.
The girl freaks out and insists on leaving. Mum finds out why, and unsurprisingly, complains to M&S.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14971751/MS-apologise-girl-14-transgender-employee-help-bra.html
Now, I’m sorry but in what universe is this OK? I get that people have a right to live as a woman, but why on earth did this cretin think offering to help a child was appropriate when even she could see it was a cock in a frock?
M&S have apologised to the mother and daughter.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkzxexpddro
Pikey horse fair is a festival of cunts, these shit kickers turn a quiet village into a living hell for a couple of weeks every year and are now crying because it finally, fucking amazing it’s taken this long to talk about stopping the so called horse festival.
There with be some pikey spokesman bleating on about their rights and how misunderstood they are and how they are ostracised by every other person on the fucking planet, how hard life is(que Henry fucking Price).
These cunts deserve everything thing they get and it’s well deserved, they bring it on themselves and there is a pretty simple solution, stop thieving, conning, lying, taking over people’s land, shitting everywhere, being cruel to animals,,,,,, the fucking list is endless, just fuck off and stay fucked off until you can behave like normal people……. STOP BEING CUNTS, you may find the public opinion of your type improving…
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One in one out,
There is a glaringly obvious issue with this system, but having a short attention span most people stop reading when they see a boatload of migrants has been arrested and face deportation.
Sounds fantastic doesn’t it, uncle Kier has got it done!
Until you read the next line, we then phone the frogs, and tell them who we think we may have and they offer to swap them for others.
Now it semi sorts the problem in that we will then have documented migrants, but let us not look over our shoulders at the hoard that is roving the city’s of this once green and pleasant land.
We need to buck up and say fuck off, when Ismail from London, or Stephan from Glasgow, or even Victor from Hastings commit and are found guilty of a criminal offence its goodbye!
I pay taxes, I pay rent, I work the only thing that I get given to me are viruses and infections, when you are given accommodation and spending money but seem to think its ok to shit on your hosts hospitality, then lets face it you are not very appreciative and are not going to fit in.
( very random, but I was reading an article about a foreign owned garage where the mechanic died after stopping to pray under an elevated vehicle incorrectly supported).
The reality is simple, the government is supporting a covert illicit workforce (some of them) at the expense of the working person who is now being over taxed to finance a workforce on a hidden cash wage, you can see where this is going, I don’t understand why they don’t.
We are pretty much fucked.
One in one out my arse!
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This is worth wiping your arse with too, I love it how Galloway bit surprised Corbin didn’t, but he was probably tipped of by his friends.
https://inews.co.uk/news/russia-caught-uk-special-forces-soldiers-spy-fake-3846372
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The RSPCA
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/25366461.rspca-shares-find-injured-rat-mouse/
This venerable body have published advice on what to do if you find an injured mouse or rat in your garden.
Use a towel to pick it up, gardening gloves should be worn as injured animals may nip. Place in a plastic ( not cardboard) container. Put them in a safe place out of reach of family pets. Contact a wildlife charity or vet for advice on getting treatment.
As a cautionary note, as you’re now St. Francis of Assisi, be prepared for the animal to be euthanised!
Fuck that for a game of soldiers! Are these cunts mad? Take a disease ridden rodent to a vet? Not on planet Priest.
JPs advice. Get your shovel out of the shed. Wear gardening gloves as a wood splinter hurts like a bastard. Using the sharp edge decapitate the fucking thing. Now, using the flat side scoop the remains and either place in your garden incinerator or in a plastic bag, which you should then knot and place in your household waste bin.
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