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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The lies of the woke. And something called the ‘Brilliant Club’ which seems to be to facts what John Prescot was to hangliding.
”Vikings were not all white, pupils to be told”
”Tutors placed in schools by The Brilliant Club, an educational charity, have been urged to ditch “Eurocentric” ideas in favour of a “decolonised narrative” that moves subjects away from a Western focus.”
This is of course bollocks. Vikings were European and certainly did not include Muslims as these fucking dingbats claim:-
”The last large-scale study of Viking DNA, conducted by the University of Cambridge in 2020, suggested that diversity in Scandinavian genetics came from other parts of Europe and what is now Russia.”
Once again schoolkids are being corrupted by woke bullshit,
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/vikings-were-not-all-white-pupils-to-be-told/ar-AA1FPNPg?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=0919be8402074bfe9c2c1665a3c3f4f1&ei=25
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Restorative justice.
This is when some cunt has done summat, which on the scale of criminal activity barely registers on the policing naughty scale.
Anyway, a few weeks ago, my neighbours adult son ( about 40) had too much booze+nose candy, kicked off and got arrested.
In the process he kicked and broke one of my fencing panels, which cost £16 to replace. He was supposed to reimburse me by 20th June, rather than go to court and face a possible fine, criminal record, etc.
Has he done this? Has he fuck!
This annoys me in so many ways. I don’t want to stretch the police, but by not paying he’s sticking two fingers up at me and them. Plus he’s a fucking druggie, so he should be immolated by flamethrower as far as I’m concerned.
Am I being unreasonable?
I’ll find a link, Admin.
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https://restorativejustice.org.uk/what-restorative-justice
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The Heroic Last Stand of the Brent Travellers..
Is a tramps cunt.
These tinker cunts are embroiled in a spat with something called Brent Council over their site,which it appears has become dangerously overcrowded and a fire hazard.
The Chief Gyppo says they will make a Stand and it will take the Army to get them to up sticks and fuck off..
Meanwhile the Clipboard Warriors at the Council have countered with a peace initiative,offering a load of houses to our Travelling Chums,no questions asked.
In the midst of this titanic struggle the Fire Brigade turned up and fitted free smoke alarms in all the caravans,just in case Old Mr Corcoran got pissed and decided to smoke in bed..
Personally speaking it seems to me the best solution to this tumult would be for the Tinkers to invite the Council top brass round for a decisive meeting,during which the RAF could napalm the entire site.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c771m2e688no
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Feral youth.
Just finished a job in stockport, and needed to fuel up the van.
I pulled into a garage on the A6 which is the busy main road through Stockport.
I put the fuel in and go to the entrance.
Its locked.
The paki who works there waves me over to the window hatch to serve me.
Theres 3 lads about 12/13yrs old
Balaclavas on stood nearby like the under 12 branch of the IRA.
MNC ” Aye lads! What the fucks that on your head?”
And i twang ones balaclava.
They all laugh.
The paki serves me through the hatch eyeing the kids.
I get back in the van.
The lads suddenly break into action.
Stealing all of the bags of logs and charcoal outside under the window😂
Sorted for a BBQ👍
But theyre like jackals.
That poor cunt in Leicester,
80yrs old walking his dog
Beat him to death while a 12yr old girl filmed it!!!
Chilling.
They target the vulnerable.
Would i hit a 12/13yr old?
Joking arent you,
Id kick the little cunt into a coma.
https://youtu.be/uwLvFxNtWrs?si=LNzHqbNbPO_GTc2a
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Octopus energy
I would like to nominate these wankers for a eco unfriendly cunting. I went with my current supplier five years ago. Lo and behold an email drops from these twats demanding a sum in the teens demanding payment. Fuck off thinks I, it’s a scam. A few days later another one drops telling me that county court judgement is being considered. Right, log on to current supplier asks how long I have been with you? Answers me and asks what is the date on the alleged debt? None says I. Likely a scam says staffer.
Ring Octopus, get some dozy twat go through what my contention is, that no date was sent for the alleged charges, oh our mistake.
Well says I, you send a letter with a bill, I will write a cheque and post it back to you. Oh pay it online, not a chance you fuck with me, I fuck you around too.
Needless to say, no letter from them. I guess I shall be ringing some cunt further up the food chain come Monday. Wankers
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Nadiya Hussain:
Oh dear, what can the matter be?. Entitled Asian woman who cooks a bit and has done for ten years on the BBC (of course) has had her series discontinued,
Well many programmes have come and gone, but this case is different, because, apparently, according to La Hussain the BBC don’t support “Muslim women like me”.
As if!
I suspect the simple truth is she has had ten years, numerous series, and viewing figures have dropped off – nothing more, nothing less, but of course, being what she is, there has to be some sinister motive against the poor little downtrodden bissom:-
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14787793/Nadiya-Hussain-reveals-BBC-AXED-cooking-decade-screens-swipes-TV-industry-doesnt-support-Muslim-women-like-me.html
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