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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Raiders of the Private Pension Pots, part 2.
Some of you may remember a nomination of mine, published on February 14th this year.
No, don’t worry, I’ve attached a link to it, because I’m lovely like that!
Anyway, I came across this.
https://londonlovesbusiness.com/rachel-reeves-plans-for-your-pension-which-is-dangerous-and-misguided/
For those of you who can’t be arsed a brief summary.
“The UK Treasury is reportedly preparing to formalise an agreement that would see Pension Funds commit a significant slice of their assets – up to 10% – into private markets, with 50% required to be channelled in UK investments.”
This comes with the warning that, if firms don’t comply, the Government may legislate to force the move.
Today, businesses. Tomorrow private savings accounts.
It’s well worth reading the entire article, btw.
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Additional link
https://is-a-cunt.com/2025/02/raiders-of-the-private-pension-pots/
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Lynx lower body spray..
Just witnessed this advert.
https://youtu.be/_ILS41bB5Gg?si=w9jwVG2yGSGCUGX1
What the actual fuck..
People spraying their bollocks, arsehole’s and feet to mask their revolting odour.
God knows who they are aiming this product at.
Lazy, smelly cuts who can’t be bothered to wash or shower.
Are our streets and public spaces to be filled with vermin spraying their never regions for all to see.
Five pounds a can with the promise of 72 hour protection..
Personally anyone in this country who doesn’t shower in 72 hours should be shot on sight.
So fuck off lnyx, stop enabling stinky people.
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The Police.
Again.
‘Nine arrested after group celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday at Oldham pub’
These fucking morons had a party for Hitler’s 136 th birthday. Swastika cake, the works.
”In a series of morning raids, nine men have been arrested by Greater Manchester Police at various locations across Rochdale, Bolton, Trafford, Stockport, and Southport.”
Morning raids? Apart from being utter fucking morons, what crime have these cunts commited? Police morning raids? Was it on Facebook perhaps.
If the cops want to arrest real fucking terrorists sympathisers and antisemites perhaps they should attend mosques and listen to the Imams. Or haul in the scum at the pro Palestine marches.
And dont expect any police attendance if you are burgled. Unless it is by the ‘Far Right’.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/nine-arrested-after-group-celebrated-adolf-hitler-s-birthday-at-oldham-pub/ar-AA1EoGbi?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=6c638cfdab8849e3a27cf445c2aab3f3&ei=8
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Admin;
with your permission I’d like to second this cunting most heartily, and throw in yet another example of egregious behaviour by our boys in blue, this time by your caring, sharing Kent Stasi.
British policing, the envy of the world.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/kent-police-sued-pensioner-thought-crime-free-speech-union
Regards
Ron
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The geniuses who are in charge of building 1.5 million houses (because of course nobody’s been building any houses in this country for the last 20 years have they??!!!! 🤔) that have decided they are going to build the majority of them on flood plains.
None of them can see a flaw in this cunning plan of course. There’s a reason why no houses have been built on them before. The clue is in the name.
Over a decade ago, the Government (running out of other people’s money again), decided they couldn’t afford to pay the huge subsidies to insurance companies for offering cover to owners of property in the ” flood risk areas”. At that time the insurance companies threatened to withdraw cover because of this.
Well anyone who has ever tried to get a mortgage knows that no insurance = no mortgage.
By the way this government and previous governments do give subsidies to insurance companies to cover these houses which is one of the reasons that your premiums go up every year.
Why is it my responsibility to fix and pay for their fucking problems?
They don’t fix or pay for mine.
So how long then before about 75% of these properties become either:
1) unsaleable?
or
2) condemned?
They’ll only be like Barratt Homes/Persimmon
Contractors will cut corners to get them built in time and never come back to do any “snagging”. There’s bound to be all sorts of “surprises” for anyone who buys and moves into them.
As usual it’s yet another short term solution. That’s right. Kick the can down the road for the tax payer to pick up the bill in 20 years time.
Naaaah it’ll be fine 🤨🤨
As a wise man once said “This country is finished”
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/05/07/rayner-building-blitz-risks-thousands-uninsurable-homes/
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The people of Fishlake are more likely experts on this than anyone in government past or present
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/yorkshire-floods-fishlake-weather-doncaster-boris-johnson-damage-a9203651.html
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Britain 2025 the newest member of the low trust society.
Perusing the Internet this weekend, and I saw two items about greggs.
One was a video of an employee putting a bike lock on the drinks fridge, not sure where it was but I could have a pretty good guess..
Second was greggs announcing price rises to combat the losses it taking from shoplifting vermin in its stores.
I Don’t blame them as plod and the government have giving up on policing anti social behaviour, preferring low risks targets like pensioners on Facebook.
The saying import the third world become the third world is spot on nowadays.
And hilariously today a news headline that labour could deport migrants that commit any crimes..
Seeing as we can’t get rapists and murderers out because their sons don’t like foreign chicken nuggets, that is risible to think someone stealing a steak bake will be ejected from Britain.
So enjoy the price rises and longer waits.
Diversity is our strength.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/34880218/greggs-prices-hikes-theft/
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Alan Cumming:
Just look at the picture below and it immediately provokes the word poofter.
This mincing, middle-aged Poundland Oscar Wilde iron, presented last nights BAFTA awards, the annual mutual back-slapping event for left wing luvvies and champagne socialists.
Cummings is one of those effeminate “men” who loves to drag in the fact that he is quare at any and every opportunity. He is Scottish, and has always been bottom of the barrel, despite decamping (or camping) to Hollywood, where he was treated as the Z lister he is.
Trust the BBC to find a bloody fairy to prance about for your delectation. I suppose Alan Carr was having an important meeting on Hampstead Heath last night, so was unavailable:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14700873/BAFTA-Alan-Cummings-opening-awards-introduction-beg-it.html
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James O’Brien
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
On the day that our beloved leader Sir ‘TwoTier’ Keir announces the government’s plans to reduce the current ridiculous and unsustainable levels of migration to the UK, shit-eating miserablist James O’Brien kicks off, calling the proposals ‘ignorant’.
That’s right folks. O’Shitehead’s dismayed at people ‘blaming those from other countries for issues they have in their lives’. What ‘issues’ could you possibly mean James? Could you mean concerns about grooming gangs? Can’t get a house? Can’t get a GP or dentist appointment? Gangs of fighting age men pitching up in dingies, loafing about, and costing the country billions to house and feed? Rising crime levels? Areas of our cities now unrecognisable, some of which have become ‘no go’ areas? Fears of more terrorist incidents? People overstaying on visas, then claiming asylum?
Here’s a thought Cockhead. Maybe people are worried and anxious about the sheer impact on the economic, social and cultural future of the nation, and see it under threat when masses of migrants, many undocumented, pitch up at a rate which seems to have rocketed out of control. It doesn’t (as you snidely imply) make them rascists or fascists. It makes them alarmed citizens and hard-pressed taxpayers.
O’Gobshite burbled on ‘where will migrants go if they are unable to be in the UK?’.
Mmm… Well. Maybe the question you should have asked dear boy is ‘where will they go if they’re able to be in the UK?’. Go on; give us the benefit of your wisdom.
This ain’t the first time that I and others have cunted this weasel, and I’m sure that it won’t be the last. He’s a wanker who thinks he knows better than everybody else what’s good for them. Fuck off, you horrible tosser.
https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/2054042/james-obrien-meltdown-migration-lbc
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Could I please add to this fine nomination with this short video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FLMyKqLFu0
Cheers.
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Doctor Who needs cunting again…
The once much loved family show and British television institution, now the jewel in the BBC’s deviant degenerate woke crown has reached a new low.
The Capaldi (poor sod) with the black dyke horseface time was bad. Then the gruesome Whittaker Chibnall era was excruciating. Then there was Tennant and Tate’s horrendous comeback, with an (willingly) emasculated turned ker-weer Tennant and a diabolical tranny circus act. And then came the ultimate woke clothes horse and poster boy. The chocolate McDuff, Ncunti Gayblack, aided by Russell .T. Depraved, spouting the worst woke shit yet.
‘But… But can it get worse?’
Oh yes….
In a forthcoming episode, there will be an Intergalactic song contest. Basically Doctor Who meets Eurovision. That alone is sickening enough.
Ncunti Gayblack will team up with none other than Graham Norton and Rylan Clark. A doughnut punching triple bill. In other words, a shamelessly gay infestation. With all the filthy double entendres and innuendos you’d expect from them. The fact that kids will see it will not bother them or Russell. T. Watt. I also expect the slimy John Barrowman to also turn up as the revolting Captain Jack. Pulling guns out of his arse and making remarks about threesomes with men (as he’s done before).
From the likes of the great Patrick Troughton and Tom Baker to this.🙄
Naturally, the Beeb love it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crldj0x9x9eo
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Stacey Solomon:
BAFTA produced a whole range of cuntery last night. To complete my brace, I offer you Stacey Solomon, a piece of low rent trailer trash, a chav who struck it lucky, became the face of Primark (now that is a strong recommendation indeed!), and now making numerous TV shows with her wimp of a husband, ex- Eastenders actor, ex “presenter” (whatever that is) and as thick as pig shit – the thinking man’s Joey Essex (whatever happened to that little turd?)
Last night the little trollop turned up at BAFTA in her wedding dress (“well, I’ve only ever worn it once), convinced her latest tacky BBC “reality” series (are they a real married couple or is little Joe a quare?) would earn her one of those plastic statues – and she didn’t get one. La’ Solomon is VERY angry. Here she is and just be grateful you don’t have to suffer her halitosis and B.O.:#
(I bet old Joe suffered a rogering with her strap on last night!)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/34913319/furious-stacey-solomon-huge-rant-after-failing-win-bafta/
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The Appeals Court.
If someone kills a person then I am all for locking him up and throwing away the key.
Peter Sullivan has spent 39 years in prison after being found guilty of sexually assaulting a young barmaid and then killing her.
Fair enough, except that he didn’t do it.
DNA evidence which wasn’t avaliable at the time of his conviction has proved that he could not have done it.
Here’s the problem.
How many rapists and murderers did Peter Sullivan see come into prison, serve their entire sentence and then get released?
39 fucking years for his crime when other people who were actually guilty of similar offences have been given far less.
How many decades has DNA evidence been available which could have got him released?
I know that there have been advances in the way that DNA can be examined but while this innocent man has spent most of his life locked up, the legal appeal system have been dragging their feet.
39 years.
He now says that he doesn’t feel bitter about it.
A classic case of Stockholm Syndrome.
This poor man is now in his late 60’s and has lost his life.
He will never be able to rehabilitate into normal society.
Being out of prison and without the regular routine he will not be able to cope.
Simple things like having some money in his pocket and carrying a set of keys are totally alien to him.
Even being able to wear a belt will be something that will confuse him.
Whatever compensation that he will be paid is irrelevant.
He will not know how to spend it anyway.
Justice only works if it is applied to everyone equally.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/13/uk/uk-peter-sullivan-conviction-overturned-intl-hnk
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Jamie Oliver
The fat lipped fat tongued hypocritical oxygen thief has had many well deserved cuntings but here he is in the news once again, This time for being caught with his pants down with far too much salt in his eponymous ready meals.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14706117/Jamie-Oliver-hits-claims-ready-meals-dangerously-high-salt.html
Self proclaimed healthy eating enthusiast and cause of the sugar tax which ruined my beloved Irn Bru as well as pushing prices up for any tolerable fizzy drink caught bulking out his bland ready meals with salt to hide the lack of flavour.
Naturally, anyone who buys these ready meals is also a cunt and deserves the same slug like salty demise as their anti turkey twizzler hero.
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Moaning old cunts.
Are, well, Cunts!
Growing up, if a ball strayed into the wrong garden the house owner would threaten to stab it next time it fell in although no balls were ever stabbed, but old Jimmy over the fence got more and more beetroot coloured every time.
Now we have codgers moanning about the mere sound of people exercising/having a laugh instead of being out stabbing each other.
Now I have never and will never played Padel, or tennis in my life, Badminton is a real mans sport.
But old farts comparing a ball and bat to the somme, I just wish they lived near me so they could compare my summer bbq smoke and jungle music with a tribal feast which lasts 48 plus hours, and tell them they are next on the grill if they have anything to say about it.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/14/padel-made-life-hell-like-somme/
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Physician Associate
The Physician Associate (originally called Physician Assistant but given a posher title by the politicians early on) is the medical equivalent of the PCSO in the police force, i.e. a cheaper body in place of someone fully qualified and able to do the job. Trouble is whereas the PCSO is merely a hopeless jobsworth who is often the object of humour and derision and justifiably so, when the PA fucks up it is no laughing matter and sometimes their mistake is literally deadly. The link to such an event is just one from a whole list of such now available on Google with only the most rudimentary search.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/feb/27/coroner-warns-about-nhs-physician-associates-after-misdiagnosis-and-death-of-woman
Regular readers will know our elder is a hospital doctor. Her advice is simple and straight forward; if you go to A&E be accompanied and ask the medic allocated to you; “Are you a Doctor?” The only acceptable answer is YES.
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Gary Lineker . The cunt that won’t flush.
I see the smear of woke slime we all know and don’t love, Gary Lineker, is at it again.
The ex-goalhanging gobshite is gobbing off on social media yet again.
This time, he is lecturing about the poor blameless (says him) Palestinians (his latest favourites and pets). He also has the hubris to lecture us all about zionism.
Only, he has put a picture of a rat next to his zionism rant. You know, like the Nazi propaganda machine in the 30s portrayed Jews as rats in cartoons and suchlike.
Not the first Nazi themed load of shit by Lineker. And, I dare say, it won’t be the last.
Of course, the odious cunt has ‘apologised’ and deleted the said rat and the post.
‘It does nor reflect my views’. No? Then why do it? Had it been someone on his don’t like them list or Big Don, Lineker would never shut up about it and call it unforgivable. Let’s face it, he’s made a bigger fuss about far less. I say he should take the consequences for spouting such nasty shit.
But… But will the BBC finally have the balls to sack him?
Will they fuck.
https://news.sky.com/story/gary-lineker-apologises-for-zionism-re-post-featuring-image-of-rat-13367820
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London’s Full Enrichment
Is a Cunt..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxvzd729xeo
Here we have some profligate,thick as shît Dark Key dropping babies literally like dog shitė in East London,usually in a shopping bag for passerbys to find.
A case of carelessness perhaps?
A quite forgetful lady,easily distracted?
It’s a riddle all right..
So much so the Rainbow Plod are on the job,spending a fortune going house to house to offer the hordes of Enrichers DNA tests to try to trace the parents of the sprogs.
It all seems a tad unsavoury to me,but please remember “Multiculturalism is Our Strength”..
Dear me.
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NHS Management.
While the NHS in general is an amazing thing at point of service, IF you can get the service before you keel over and become an organ donor.
But what the hell did I just read?!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/15/trans-toddlers-gender-treatment-nhs/
Cleaners and cooks and porters and nurses and even doctors work hard to crack on with a smile, held back by upper management and government with budget issues (largely wasted on useless management positions and prioritising treatment of our boat friends who have never paid a penny in national insurance) and what appears to be actively seeking to piss off the staff and patients alike.
Here we have NHS bosses lowering the age of “gender dysphoria” for toddlers.
Parents/doctors encouraging this…. NHS oven.
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Cherri-Ann Austin-Saddington.
Should be cunted for the name alone.
This daft cow was a prison officer at HMP The Verne in Portland, who became infatuated with a prisoner.
It’s not all bad, the fellow in question was a rapist and had sexually assaulted a child, so a good role model to her three kids.
She had got pregnant by him and lucky for the baby had a miscarriage..
Prince charming got transferred to another prison and she visited him with a empty calpol syringe so she could inseminate herself with the sperm he had wrapped in clingfilm.. what geniuses.
It was discovered during a pat down which also found she had no knickers on..
Apparently her probation period was extended because she was suspected of having a relationship with two other prisoners.
What does it take to get sacked..
I’m presuming she won’t get prison time on the basis she is a woman with kids..
Time to end this daft experiment of women in male prisons. Or is that sexist..
https://www.lbc.co.uk/crime/prison-officer-sex-rapist-spared-jail/
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The Daily Mail:
It is time this middle class ladies newspaper was cunted for their ambition to turn all of their readers into hypochondriacs. Every day without fail you will find on their website stories like the one I am about to show you. “My wife/husband/son/daughter ignored this “everyday” symptom and now has weeks to live”.
With the GP surgeries in the parlous state they are in, you can only imagine how many of the worried well, are taking appointments for virtually nothing.
Cancer is to the Mail what Labour is to the Mirror and the weather and “Little Maddie” are to the Express, but the Mail’s obsession puts it in a class of it’s own.:-
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14719251/daughter-desperate-mum-delayed-cancer-treatment-chemo.html
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As if to prove the point, here is yet another one from the same day (16 May 2025):-
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14719315/change-fingertips-lung-cancer-rising-young-people-warning-sign.html
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Brummie Ethnic Murderers
Are Cunts..
This sorry tale involves a pakî called Adil Iqbal,part of some sort of shady curry house crime gang,who took it upon themselves to pursue a rival criminal named as Bashir Mohamed through the streets before,along with his “gang”,promptly stabbing Mohamed to death.
He fled the country (can’t imagine where to..) later to be arrested on his return tried and convicted of murder..
His sentence? 8 years for murder.
Please bear in mind the harshest sentence following the Southport terrorist attack was over 6 years.
I suspect something is rotten about this.
Thoughts?
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Apologies..
Here’s the link to the tale of woe..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1kvmvk0jm7o
Thanks.
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Sir Saint Lord Prince Sultan ‘Mo’ Salah is a cunt.
Salah has criticised the Liverpool fans for booing the departing Trent Alexander Arnold.
Now, the Scousers have gone over the top. They always do, But Salah acting all holier than thou is bollocks.
“I think somehow the fans were being harsh with him,” Salah told Sky Sports.
“I think he didn’t deserve it at the time, he deserved the fans to treat him the best way possible because he gave it all to the fans.”
Well, no, He played for Liverpool because he got paid, and very well paid. Some might say obscenely paid. Just like Salah himself. Anyone who thinks either of them have any love for LFC are deluded or daft.
Salah has only recently held Liverpool to ransom for months, openly threatening to leave. Until his name his price new contract was signed, And a ridiculous amount of money was handed over.
The modern footballer – especially at the big top flight clubs – have a privileged existence that is insulting to ordinary decent people. Some of them live like Elvis at his most hedonistic combined with King Louis XIV of France. The fans pay to watch these overrated overpaid pricks. And yet they still whine when they get a bit of stick. Alexander Arnold has sold out and fucked off, or will soon. But he should expect a bit of anger and upset from the fans, Just like when that cunt Beckham sodded off, also to Real Madrid. Salah being ‘unhappy’ about this just shows how untouchable and soft the modern players are.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy75g77lgyyo
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