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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Toby carvery..
This sub Standard pub chain took it upon its self to chop down a 400 year old oak on its site in Enfield.
Acting on advice from tree experts ” yeah right” that the tree was dying and a risk to the public these fuckers felled it.
Now after an investigation turns out said tree had another 50 years life in it.
Then the plot thickens, shit football team Tottenham want to build a women’s training academy on adjacent land with an access road. They did a survey and found the tree to be a fine specimen.
Toby carvery owners lease the land, so could of been looking to do a deal.
Now suddenly the tree is chopped down..
Hopefully the fuckers get sued and a preservation order is placed on the surrounding woodland..
But personally Toby can stick their roast dinners up their greedy arses.
Boycott the chain.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/northumberland-enfield-council-london-metropolitan-police-government-b1222859.html
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Pelican crossing button pressing.
OK it’s a safe way to cross the road, but please have a look before mindlessly hitting the button. Your not playing candy crush..
Nothing worse than driving along and coming to a red light and realising there are more people at a piers morgan surprise party.
Sitting at a red light while the culprit is two hundred yards down the road is a huge piss boiler.
Try to have some awareness of your surroundings, lift your head from your phone screen for 10 seconds and look around..and you will have eternal gratitude from motorists..
Just a YouTube clip of more than likely ethnics running each other over.
So a win win..
https://youtu.be/NtNZ72fjl8c?si=nPKsp62zpjGONZdX
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NHS, an invitation to lung cancer screening.
Not content with sending us poo sticks for bowel cancer screening, which I’ve been receiving for several years, although next year, at 72, will be my last invite, I’ve now received a letter inviting me to MY lung cancer screening.
Now, hang on a minute. Once I reach 72, you don’t gaf if I die of bowel cancer, but now your worried that, at 71, I might have early stage lung cancer where ” treatment is simpler and more successful”.
Make your fucking minds up!
I take it this is another Streetings based initiative to show how much we’re loved, as elderly people, by our current Government.
I wonder how many pensioners, who don’t pay IT like me, got invited?
I’m willing to bet zero, but happy to be corrected.
Link to follow
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https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/lung-cancer-screening/
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