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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Bob Dylan.
Pube haired nasal singer Bob Dylan is having a rebirth of popularity of late due to a film.about him.
Now Bob is considered a genius.
By ripping off Woody Guthrie folk tunes he got famous in that America.
He decided to go electric and played Manchester where famously someone shouted
“. Judas!!”
I’ve never particularly cared for him.
Sly, nasal, full of himself.
But admit I Do like some of his tunes.
Masters of war
Story of the hurricane
Knocking on heavens door
Ballad of a thin man.
But bet he never gets a round in,
Never tips a waiter
And uses 5% off coupons in the supermarket.
I just don’t like the cunt.
https://youtu.be/bpZvg_FjL3Q?si=gJXTpvKEoLB6vclJ
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Tell you who else I don’t like…
Lou.Reed.
He looks like a baby Frankenstein
He’s a puff
He’s a mentalist
And a snotty little twat.
Now I liked the Velvet Underground.
Did some good stuff.
Don’t like that little sword swallower and soup can painter Andy.warhol.
And Lou Reed kissed his arse.
Reed hung around with tranny’s and junkies and is the type of pretentious twat.who.wears sunglasses in a nightclub.
I’ve always suspected he’s Boris Karloffs illegitimate son?
The little zipperneck.bumboy.
https://youtu.be/BVcj_lo1F6o?si=13ztoMiGP_T6iKpf
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I wish to nominate cunts who cannot keep their fucking vehicle on the correct side of the road.
My daily drive to and from work is via country lanes and the number of approaching cars with their wheels well over the white line is becoming epidemic.
From cunts with big fat BMWs and Range Rovers to lazy-wristed women in Fiat 500s, they all seem incapable of driving in a lane. Honestly, George Best driving a Silver Shadow after a skinful would manage the job better.
Last month, some penis in a small van knocked my offside door mirror clean off as the fucking thing was to wide for him to pilot past my car (which I had stopped as I could see what was coming). Cunt drove off without stopping.
I need to invest in a rusty MK1 Granada with angle iron welded all around it.
Cunts.
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A link, if I may Admin.
https://www.reddit.com/r/drivingUK/comments/152cyr7/if_youre_cutting_a_corner_when_bending_right_on_a/?rdt=49521
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‘Celebrity’ advertising
pic : https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/hero-kv.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp
link : https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/david-beckham-discovers-his-secret-twin-brother-in-stella-artois-super-bowl-teaser/
Yes folks, the useless overpaid cunts that we’re supposed to fawn over, or aim to emulate, grabbing £££££’s of filthy lukka for advertising.
Back in the day you had Normon Rossington and Joan Collins camping it up in the Campari ads, Boxing great Henry Cooper splashing Brut aftershave (it could never be named that today) and even Ted Heaths cabinet in the PG Tips ads.
Now though, we seem to have this never-ending procession of Multi £ Million Footballers, Actors and general Hollywood types, shilling as if they’re looking for lost £coins down the back of the sofa.
Cases in point :-
Judy Dench for some insurance outfit
Patrick Stewart, Sean Bean and Sarah Lancashire for Yorkshire Tea
DeNiro and Samuel L Jackson for Warburtons fucking bread
Harry fucking Rednapp for anything (that annoying red faced cunt would turn up to the opening of an envelope)
The latest to grind my gears is David hasbeen Beckham, advertising Stella Artois over-priced French piss, like he’s just realised he’s down to his last £800Million.
His hands are covered with tattoos – he looks like a Schizophrenic who’s been writing what the voices in his head say with a Biro on his skin ’cause the men in white coats won’t allow him paper,
What a fucking massive bell end.
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Forgive me, LOTR, but it was the great Leonard Rossiter (Reggie Perrin and Mr Rigsby) in the ads with Joan Collins. Norman Rossington was another actor who worked mainly in 1960s comedy films, and one of the Beatles films (Hard Days Night).
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Hi visibility vests..
I have always had a disdain for these items.
Just today I have seen a group of six nursery children wearing them on a beach. Why? They haven’t had to cross any roads, the beach is not packed with people, so a risk of wandering off.
More health and safety..
I have had to wear these pointless items for far too many years..
I’m not working outside with plant vehicles whizzing around or on train tracks.
I’m on the third floor of a well lit office block.
What visibility do I need?
People mainly use their eyes in those situations.
I understand steel toe caped boots and hard hats, they save you from injuries.
These things make your back sweat in summer and are forever getting snagged on things.
Didn’t help this fellow much.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98qx1vq4gzo.amp
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Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service.
Here’s a fucking doozy. And here’s the link headline to go with it … >
Doctor not struck off by panel over ‘one-off’ rape.
The link will tell you all the rest. The tribuneral service were brought in to hopefully put an end to this guys being a doctor, get him struck off and such, but they concluded (quote) …
…. stating that Dr Foy-Yamah had not “abused his position of trust as a doctor” because the victim was not a patient, and noted a series of glowing testimonials from colleagues.
Oh, .. that’s OK, then. Silly me for getting annoyed about it.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce989vygkz7o
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Russell Brand.
Russell has been charged with rape😮
He’s always been a bit of a saucy monkey,
But maybe hes innocent?
Three of the charges against him happened in Westminster.
And Westminster has the biggest concentration of sex offenders in Europe.
Could of been anyone off the front benches?
That aside he likes yoga.
Yoga , crystals , new age bullshit and conspiracy bollocks.
Which makes me think he’s guilty .
If a man does yoga he’s severed the social contract of what’s suitable behaviour for a man.
Lots of people despise him for telling elderly Manuel from Fawlty Towers he’d fucked his granddaughter over the phone in.
Pretty low right?
He’s clearly a bit puddled, but is he a rapist?
You decide!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0457d02e9go
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In addition to Pauls excellent post, I would like to cunt wankers on roundabouts who are mentally unable and cannot be arsed to get in the right fucking lane and stay in it.
The other day I was going around a roundabout, some fucking wanker decides he/it/her wants the lane I am in. Two flashes on the indicator and in.
WTAF? You are supposed to have space to manoeuvre you bell end. Lot of anchor action and er indoors giving the finger to the twat.
It’s about time the porkers got busy patrolling the roads.
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Suggested link …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yBc_J6Emac
🛣️
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Virtue signalling ( or covering your arse)
This excellent comment from Norfolk Cnt.
April 4, 2025
A little O/T (but relevant to the state of this once-fair Land). Was perusing on my way home some nibbles to accompany a delicious beverage later. Amongst the KP nuts, crisps and other assorted tucker, I found a self-congratulatory packet of lentil chips virtuously announcing it was palm oil free, trans fats (surely transphobic that) and fucking HALAL COMPLIANT. 🤬🤬🤬 This wasn’t to reassure the native Brit that their food was free from barbaric, zero-animal-welfare-standards, ritualistic practices originating in 7th fuck kno where. It was to appease the ever growing curse of a belligerent, alien, hostile species in its aim to take over Europe that they can impose their ways right to down a sodding supermarket aisle amongst my favourite snacks. In East Anglia!!!
Well, inspired by this, I took a look at the snack tray, something I leave accessible to my family, who I love dearly but go through my cupboards and nick all the good shit!
The snack tray distracts them, and the leave my Godiva chocs alone.
Proper sweet’n’salty popcorn. Vegan. ✅
Sun Bites sour cream, vegetarian. Packet made with 50% recycled plastic.
✅
Crunchie, Partnering with Fairtrade Foundation.✅
Picnic. 100% Sustainably Sourced Cocoa. ✅
I could go on, but I think you get the idea, but what I personally, really, actually want to know is, who the fuck reads a wrapper when you’ve got the munchies?
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https://risk-monger.com/2019/02/11/naturopathy-and-virtue-signalling/
A very interesting link, Admin
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2 Tier justice of a sort.
‘Woman guilty of abortion clinic safe zone breach’
And what did this terrible woman do?
Support terrorists and chant antisemitism?
Bring cities to a standstill, wreck artworks, deface buildings, stop motorways to ‘just stop oil?
Carry weapons?
Call for the death of a teacher who dared try to give Muzzie kids an open mind?
No what she did was:
”The anti-abortion campaigner held a sign saying “Here to talk, if you want” outside a clinic in Bournemouth.”
She also prays silently. The evil cow.
Whatever your views on abortion surely this hardly rates as criminal behaviour. Or is it because it offends the woke?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gr30z4lnlo
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Gorlock the Destroyer.
No, its not the latest supervillain from the Marvel Universe, Ali C. Lopez or Gorlock the Destroyer as it is better known as is a trans thing, blogger, social media personality and influencer.
Looking like Jabba the Hutt and the Predator aliens love child its anyone’s guess what it is influencing, maybe its own gravitational pull or time zone? Having been given the moniker in 2023 by a Twitter user following an appearance on the Whatever Podcast, Gorlock has now due “to the internets meme culture, helped solidify their place in pop culture”.
What a ringing endorsement for western civilization and society. Like a bow tie on a dog turd. A sick caricature of womanhood and female identity too. Maybe Surkeer wants to start showing this freak in schools too like the TV drama Adolescence. But its only naughty Andrew Tate and far-right incels who we need to worry about poisoning young minds.
YouTube
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Katy Perry astronaut.
Ex wife of alleged rapist Russell Brand,
Katy is the perfect mix of ball achingly gorgeous and mind numbingly stupid.
Anyway she’s going into space with a all female crew.
Now, going into space is quite dangerous.
My first choice of crew would be someone like a US air force cosmonaut who’d trained in the field.
Not a pop singer .
What does she bring to the table?
Hardly skilled!!
” Oh like wow, so pretty!
Twinkly stars awesome.
I saw the moon!”
I’m not expecting a female crew to come back alive.
Pretty obvious someone will open a window and they’ll all get sucked into the black void.
Or explode due to hair curlers with faulty wiring left plugged in.
https://abcnews.go.com/living/story/blue-origin-female-crew-preparing-space/?id=120342584
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JD Williams Summer Campaign Advertisement
Yep – the long wait is over!
It’s finally here!
For your deiectation: the brand new JD Williams pug-ugly multicultural rug munchers summer TV advert!
“We See You”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0hMD8LMvM
Yeah right… just what we need to see on our tellys… yet more wokist degeneracy.
Fuck right off!
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Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov
“American”, Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov is a cunt for travelling to an island of some of the luckiest people in the world, living quite happily the good olde fashioned way, oblivious to the wonders of modern technology and Coca Cola and even more of a cunt for managing to leave without becoming their next dinner.
Mr Polyakov decided not only travelling to the clearly off limits Sentinel island was a good idea he appointed himself ambassador of one of the most famous exports of his tariff loving country and left a can of diet coke as a leaving present for the locals.
Personally I would ban all Americans from travel, they just can’t help themselves, let them develop a bit of actual culture before letting em out to try and force it upon people.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/03/us-tourist-arrested-for-landing-on-forbidden-indian-tribal-island
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Delivery drones.
Inspired by Miserable Northern Cunts comment about seeing a delivery robot in Altrincham recently, I decided to have a little wander around the t’interweb to see what was what.
I came across this.
https://www.aboutamazon.co.uk/news/innovation/amazon-first-drone-delivery-uk-prime-air-location
Well, I don’t know about you, but I can see all kinds of problems here. I’m not very tech savvy, but couldn’t some computer freak devise a program that could divert the drone?
What if it smashes into a newly build loft extension that isn’t on Google maps yet?
How about if the motor fails, and it drops on some poor twats head?
I suppose, if you lived somewhere really remote and needed emergency supplies/medication, this method of delivery could be a lifesaver.
I could think of endless scenarios, that don’t end well, as I’m sure you lot could, but fgs, is this really progress or just showing off?
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White Van Man Goes Woke.
White van man, the men who keep Britain running are in need of a 21st century overhaul from the outdated cliches of years gone by according to truck manufacturer Isuzu UK who commissioned the study of 1000 white van-driving tradesmen.
Gone are the stereotypes of discarded cigarette butts, crisp packets and empty cans of fizzy drinks littering the cab, ‘clean me’ written on the exterior and some hardcore pornography on the dashboard. Today its more about salads than pies, recycling, yoga, herbal tea and a skincare routine. And don’t even think about wolf-whistling at some random bit of fanny on the street.
They are probably still far-right racist Little Englanders according to sneering Labour cunt Emily Thornpiggy, but she needs to keep them onside for when she blocks the U-bend and needs an emergency plumber.
What say you, Miserable Norther Cunt?
He’s busy exfoliating listening to whale music.
Eurekar
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*Northern.
Ta.
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Abtisam Mohamed and Yuan Yang, lovely British names..
These two foreign agitators get turned around and deported from Israel. Oh dear how sad.
These two cunts said they were part of an official parliamentary delegation, turns out that was a lie.
Both have called for sanctions and boycotting of Israel in the past.
So let’s assume they were there to cause trouble..
Cue lots of flouncing from fat ape lammy and big gut thornberry, who both got slammed on X.
Even kemi bandicoot got it in the neck for not taking the Labour scums side.
Seems it alright for Labour to ban people like Geert Wilders from Britain.
Still it nice to see a country policing its border from foreign rats for a change.
Plus calling them British is a stretch one born in Yemen the other in China.
We need a law that bans foreign born rats from becoming MP’S.
https://news.sky.com/story/labour-mps-yuan-yang-and-abtisam-mohamed-denied-entry-and-deported-from-israel-13343009
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ALAN TITCHMARSH:
I think the answer lies in the soil, as Arthur Fallowfield often said**
Well squeaky voiced gardener/radio DJ/lifestyle magazine TV presenter seems to think that we do not pay enough for our food!. Clearly he hasn’t been in one of the many big supermarkets lately, and seen the prices rise, quicker than Dirty Ange’s frock when she sees a football team or army barracks.
Only a man who has got rich on sofa TV and rewriting the same gardening book and articles for forty years could possibly think that. Let them eat (carrot) cake, eh Al?
**Arthur Fallowfield was the old rustic who used to appear on Beyond Our Ken on the Light Programme in the late 50s and early 60s. He was played by Kenneth Williams. I really am feeling my age today!
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Sorry link:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8qnq61379o
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