Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

βœ”οΈ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk πŸ—‘οΈ.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in πŸ—‘οΈ.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for πŸ—‘οΈ.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation, spacing. Unreadable equals πŸ—‘οΈ.
[5] Do not add comments to nominations unless specifically requested by an admin.
[6] Stop using the Nominations page to ask for things not to be nominated. Use the Contact Us page. That’s what it’s there for, otherwise πŸ—‘οΈ

 

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days or guess what happens.
That’s right. It goes in the πŸ—‘οΈ.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

3 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Whitefield school and abuse/discrimination of disabled people in the UK.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68897335

    I think the link speaks for itself. Terry’s oven is required for all who were involved in this heinous brutality. The fact that shit like this is STILL being allowed to happen, however,is a national disgrace. Everyone talks about BLM but nobody EVER mentions the challenges, abuse and discrimination that many disabled people face on a daily basis. As I’ve mentioned on here before my brother has severe autism, and he’s been treated like a second class citizen in his own country at various points – including by his school when he was there. As horrific as the Whitefield abuse is there will be many other cases out there which we don’t know about.

  2. Special seat belt covers for neurodivergent children

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cl40z02mgxvo

    What joy it brought me to see this news item on Al Beeb. It seems 500 of these devices are being given away free so that Endies (surely only a matter of time before “endie” is used as an insult like Spaz or Flid..?) can advertise their mongitude* to the emergency services via a handy “contact card with key information.”

    How I will cheer when some hairy-arsed fireman is confronted with one of these polyester knob sleeves (complete with “STOP! Look inside to keep me SAFE**” printed on it 48 point), removes the contact card and decides to call the dribbly’s social worker for advice on neurodivergence, rather than cutting the spazzer out of the wreckage before it carries out some sort of mongtastic Joan of Arc impression.

    The sergeant quoted in the article explains she’s concerned her son, being an endie, is likely to “run off”; not if his legs are trapped in the mangled remains of the engine block, he’s not.

    There may be vanishingly unlikely edge cases where the willy warmers have a small degree of utility, but I’m buggered if I can think of one offhand.

    * I have an idea for a game show called “What’s wrong with the mong?” where celebrity favourites like Katie Price and Carol Vorderperson are paired with consultant paediatricians and have to guess what ails a variety of dribblies.

    ** I am mightily pissed off with this widespread belief in the fallacy that ‘things’ can keep you ‘safe.’ It’s a bag of horse tits put about by cunts who don’t understand what safety is.

  3. Sly News and the Beeb’s reporting of the stabbing in Hainault is a cunt.

    There is footage of a white guy with a sword and the above mentioned channels cannot get enough of it. It it were a knee grow one of Allan’s Snackbar’s friends, the story would have been buried. But not with this one.

    CUNTS.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/30/critical-incident-declared-in-hainault-amid-reports-of-stabbings-at-station

    I want to screenshot the above link because the picture of the white person responsible is only available for a split second.

    I’m a dark key and I hate this shit.

    I will leave you with this:
    South Asian student (who I don’t know): Where are you from, Sir?
    Me: What do you mean? (Thought processes were which bit of the Indian sub-continent).
    Him: You have a very strong accent.
    Me: (Realising why he’d asked) I’m from Norf Lahndan, sahn.

    He’s also a cunt.

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