Nominations


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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

16 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Vibrant London.

    Imagine my shock when I read this lovely tale from our capital city..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y91qjdm73o

    It appears,heaven forbid,that some people don’t get on well with one another,perhaps emotions run a touch high and they end up having a bit of a falling out..

    Involving machete mayhem,murder and the inevitable lengthy and vastly expensive investigation and trial,all apparently,at first glance,almost exclusively involving foreign criminals..

    But no,such is the vibrancy of the culture in London,they are apparently British.

    Not to me they aren’t,they look like escapees from a prison in Angola and deserve the full treatment.

    No more “ankle tags”,just hang the cunts.

  2. This will be a future star of the site,

    Currently know as “Your Party” until its future spectacular launch, behold

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdeze706jw8o

    The manifesto is in line with global equality and peace, sharing the love with the disenfranchised at the expense of the ones who worked.

    I can only say having witnessed this myself, that he must have taken shit loads of drugs when he was young to twist his perception so much (and he fucked Diana, which again takes an extremely warped mind to contemplate, let alone execute)
    You have been warned, coming soon X formerly known as “Your Party”.

  3. Penis enlargement is a cunt,

    it would seem that POP up (I love it) penis enlargement clinics are rife in Scotland

    Not something I have considered myself, but seems to be a Scottish thing at the moment, but that’s what happens if you insist on wearing a skirt in cold windy conditions,
    so I quote.

    “The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.

    “The side effects were so severe he had his penis amputated,” they said.

    Now that in its self is a bit of a cunt, because without his sticky out thing he dosent have many options.

    The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.

    “The men who come in looking for help with side-effects say there are often queues down the street to get into one of these day clinics.”

    now is this true, or is pencil dick trying to pretend he is not the only one I wonder?

    The article is both interesting and informative, and makes me wonder about their willingness to have their manhood mutilated.

    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/botched-penis-botox-filler-injections-35593206?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjCu56IJMOafuAIwgsOgBA&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAihUiHT_d59DBaJKIK2s3jZxi2IGj4CKFZZIup63gbXz4hg6ZNISnryG5ecWcpTSdGo266zb8Y1FNT8MgNQjtVdqKljIJjUc0Kxhd8%3D&gaa_ts=68825935&gaa_sig=3jjRLOhS1tYnUfVET9T4-DhdTqgiomV1rJuiujPSatrB14x3Cur9uZ3BVTq4dJIcXWlNIV3gj4q4ARxq22Fsaw%3D%3D

    Fuck another massive URL!

    or do Scottish lady’s have fanny’s like buckets?

    Do tell if you have had the pleasure.

  4. Mohammed Wahid Mohammed

    Refugees welcome! Asylum seekers welcome! That’s what I say; a statement from me that all on IsAC wil lknow to be genuine and heartfelt.

    A special roll-out of the red carpet to a certain Mr Mohammed Wahid Mohammed, who has honoured the country with his presence. Mr Mohammed (a very common name around here these days) is a 22-year-old asylum seeker from Syria, who enticed a 12-year-old girl into a room above a Birmingham shop where he was working. Illegally. After telling the kid that it ‘wasn’t safe on the streets’, and giving her a vape and crisps, he then (in common with many of his ilk) proceeded to rape her.

    The cunt apparently cried when sentenced to a 12 year (out in six) sentence, no doubt for himself and not for his victim.

    So there you have it folks; another everyday story of cunty rubbish that’s invading us, just one story among many. And guess who’s paying for it all as usual.

    https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/asylum-seeker-raped-12-year-32078647

  5. I think i can better ron Knee,

    meet, Sid Ali Djelid

    Now this nice Algerian gimigrant swings both ways raping both men and women (at least they are not kids)

    https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/face-evil-rapist-who-preyed-32130720

    after 6 months of roger and rob he was finally caught, how many victims there really were I doubt we will ever know, because if I were to go on the piss and be subjected to a massive arse rogering it certainly wouldn’t be something I would talk about.

    https://www.manchesterworld.uk/news/crime/manchesters-gay-village-rapist-who-lay-in-wait-found-guilty-of-sex-attacks-5241340?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAQvJWh1pP_18PBARiUldfy1LDqtL0BKhAIACoHCAowsqKpCzCkrcED&utm_content=rundown
    there you go another fuck off big URL to keep you busy

  6. Len mcCluskey

    For those of you who don’t know Red Len is the ex boss of Unite the Union.

    Hes also a close pal of Jeremy Corbyn.

    Lens a scouser, hates the rich and the tories does Len.
    And lets you know it.

    He decided to build a new conference centre in Birmingham.
    £112 million.
    But he didnt put the job up for tender,
    No, see he had some mates who were in the building game,
    The Flanagan Group.

    They paid for Len the anti capitalist to go to football matches via private jet.
    And at the end,
    The sums didn’t add up?

    By £30 million😂
    Triggering a investigation by the serious fraud squad.

    Awww aye la, surely working class hero Len hadnt ripped off tens of thousands of union members?

    This boss eyed Fred Kite now has a problem explaining things.

    Ive never heard of socialists being irresponsible with other peoples money.

    Deedo doodontdeedough

    https://youtu.be/cG8jUCMEqPE?si=7INTMsigcM9FqgF5

  7. Greenpeace, or the fact we let them get away with it, bunch of cunts
    So currently we have a group of people suspended from the fourth Bridge (unfortunately not by their necks) as they Block a waterway to prevent an American tanker delivering virgin plastic from docking.
    Now a few things come to mind, the lack of tethered horses on the bridge make me think the arrived by less environmentally friendly transport,
    Both the ropes that suspend them, the banners and more than likely the clothes they wear are made of the plastics they choose to stop others using.
    Next would be the “crowd management deployed by the police, they have blocked the bridge to road users.
    Now I personally would just cut the ropes and let them drop in the river (or invite the local clay pigeon club over for some practice), however for obvious reasons I am excluded from such decision making.
    so logic dictates you just tie on to their ropes and gently lower them into a police boat and bus them off into custody, Will they do it? will they fuck!
    so the Police are cunts too.
    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/forth-road-bridge-closed-after-35618816?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjCu56IJMOafuAIwpvGgBA&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=g&gaa_n=ASWzDAjJrOqkt-POXGfWGJzZnSLmyUAxqO0qrWwPReG40RCaB2qB-WpXy4Crf0HzRql-rHnRFCyXbcZKUZrIE1f1yPCtNTFS-_kNvmbwNhI%3D&gaa_ts=68848f38&gaa_sig=ySzJat1ewYnC0E6OSzqqRu7QMCNGm_EfUjGEtm63MOi8RYhh4k8e90UL0wPWcS9LoL3xryuoxLSK-zxSbeivnA%3D%3D

    another fucking excessively long URL ( I have no idea how to make them little)
    but anyway that’s Fridays cunts dealt with.

  8. Traveller mum stopped in Tesco ‘made to feel like a terrorist’,

    did she fuck, so she now claims metal health trauma, prejudice, stigma.
    Now working in “Retail” I can tell you the cunts come in here, starburst at the door, one assigned distraction mode whilst the others stuff as much shit in their pockets as the can.
    I had one cunt screaming at me calling me a racist when I offered him assistance as a personal shopper!
    The kids, well a totally different breed, I caught one trying to nick a few tools and he humbly put them back and then stood outside with his head hung, why?
    Because he knew when he got home he was going to get a kicking, not for Nicking stuff, but for failure to nick anything!
    Now fucking plumbing, the cunts have been stripping our philmac mains water connections like a vulture on a carcass, thing is they haven’t stolen any of the inserts so I think the new mains system for the gypo site is going to look like a prime Thames water installation soon when the unions blow.
    And they wonder why they are always suspected of theft? its a bit like another group and their penchant for stabbing!
    https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/traveller-mum-stopped-tesco-made-10371234?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqKggAIhCFHKb1XdXdQ9oMOfePQViwKhQICiIQhRym9V3V3UPaDDn3j0FYsDCl86AE&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAhpjxVlzYePmCdzoD-ZhW_trrNVpGBdwk3McX0Q5d7eiZX_h0jwSvup5MM-onXVYIUzS3R4tJX3rh8GLwwjhjCMuze5DvCbcgNIzTg%3D&gaa_ts=6884af0b&gaa_sig=9RUJWyGGlg5Tqj69ILY-u4_ZcBOc1zhDSzr-q8oLmIxB3OTEeXL8bPjmneSlzAuJy_bKzATGqWYoxZzPmBV3Xg%3D%3D

    another fucking big URL! fuck me

  9. Fatima Goss Graves.

    Who, now? .. Fatima Goss Graves is an American lawyer. She is the president and chief executive officer at the National Women’s Law Center. So far, so so what? I never even heard of the cunt ’til ten minutes ago…. when I decided to see how reactions went to the news the U.S. Olympics aren’t allowing men compete in women’s categories in the 2028 games. (👍Trump!)

    Annoyed enough within 2 minutes that every fucking one of the search returns bemoans this ‘injustice’ to – with the following two words included in100% of ’em – … ‘transgender women’ (to wit : MEN), this here cunting transcends being fed up of that ongoing, neverending appeasement…

    (After all that’s been, said and done. Several women really actually physically injured by some of these masquerading cunts over the past several years, .. the netball player having her nose broken by the unapologetic big dude springs to mind, for example… ; nevermind all the stolen trophies and scholarships. And the percentages returned under public polling about this bullshit unquestionably against it by a wiiiide margin …)

    Anyways. Then I spotted this angry-at-the-decision quote by Ms.Graves, above,

    “By giving into the political demands, the USOPC is sacrificing the needs and safety of its own athletes”

    This cunt – if I may remind you once again – she is the ‘president and chief executive officer at the National Women’s Law Center’ – is siding with the cocks in frocks brigade over her own gender, worrying about the fucking ‘needs and safety’ of delusional / predatory (they insist on dressing room access, which – if any part of this should have been non-negotiable on the actual womens behalves – was unnecessary) / cynically narcissistic shameless cheating MEN.

    This cunt wants to have her cake and fucking eat it as far as I’m concerned.

    ‘Shit or get off the pot, you fucking twat’, SOMEONE should be saying to her. If you are not 100% on women’s side while taking the big paycheque(I presume) while figureheading a national organization called Women’s Law Centre, … you are a cunt.

    Thus her nomination.

    *** Stop Press *** – I just asked the google was this individual perhaps ‘assigned male at birth’ , as the truly worst of them phrase it – before I hit ‘post’ .. just in case .. but instead of an answer to a fair question, this new google chap ‘Al’ proffered me this quote by her from her DOGE testimony instead.

    ‘As an expert on women’s rights in sports and in society, let me be clear: transgender women pose no threat to women’s sports. Trans women belong in sports’.

    24 karat cunt. Her, and this duplicitous google ‘Al’ chap as well, who obfuscates about this kind of shit and is known to outright lie too. But let’s leave him for another day.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/22/us-olympics-paralympics-trans-women

    • n.b. Admin .. that guardian link about the Olympics IS the link I meant to add.

      The nommed hypocrite’s shite-talk is quoted in same, a few paragraphs in to it y’see.

      (For good measure there’s a great line a little further down about who can compete in men’s fencing in 2028… 4 different versions of loony cunts listed, and lastly – almost like a begrudged afterthought – the ‘cisgender male’…. will be allowed(gee, thanks!) take part in men’s fencing.

  10. Jeremy Corbyn

    I got out of bed this morning filled with a compulsion to give good ol’ Magic Grandpa another cunting, for no other reason than like a bluebottle or a haemorrhoid, he’s a really annoying twat who won’t go away. ‘A fart in a colander’, as the wife puts it.

    Now you’d think that at his time of life, the moribund old Trot would be looking to put his feet up with a nice mug of Horlicks and his copy of ‘The Socialist Worker’ for company, but not old Jezbollah, oh dear me no. He’s only looking to form a new hard left party with his new bestest mate Zara Currant; ‘The Fruit and Nut Party’ as wags have termed it. They don’t seem to have any policies in place yet but I think we can hazard a guess; anti-capitalist, anti-American, anti-Israel, pro-Hamas, pro-migration, tax the rich… Give us a fucking break.

    So there he is, an old style, unrepentant commie social justice warrior, still doing his now legendary imitation of old man Steptoe, with his persistent miserable, sour demeanour. And when he’s not looking as though somebody’s just stamped on his bunion, he has that unnerving supercilious smirk on his kisser which makes it eminently punchable.

    You can just hear the chants of ‘oooooh Jeremy Corbyn’ ringing out from his little groups of green-haired rent-a-crowd supporters, all armed with their little, easily recognisable Socialist Worker placards. Fucking planks.

    Do us a favour Grandpa, just retire to Gaza, and take Currant with you, and Flabbott the Hutt while you’re at it. I’d be eternally grateful if I never had to see or hear from you again.

    https://news.sky.com/story/inside-the-messy-launch-of-jeremy-corbyns-new-party-13401443

  11. The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team

    ‘The what?’ I hear you say. ‘Never heard of it’. Well don’t worry, you soon will.

    This new unit of so-called ‘elite’ Hobnob munchers will operate from the National Police Coordination Centre in London. It will be tasked with ‘flagging early signs of potential civil unrest and maximising social media intelligence’, which is Home Office Newspeak for policing soshull meeja looking for signs of anti-migrant sentiment from a pissed off public growing increasingly angry.

    This of course comes at a time when the wave of protests against asylum hotels continues to spread across the country. Naturally the government wants to couch all this in terms of ‘coordinating information in order to act quickly to protect the public’. Yeah right. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp nailed it for me, when he said ‘Labour can’t police the streets, so it wants to police what you think, and start trying to mute it’.

    This is bang on; another instance of Labour’s creeping, authoritarian surveillance state, aimed at intimidating the public into acquiescence and silence following the precident set by the Lucy Connolly case. Would anyone care to place a bet as to how soon it will be before people’s homes start to be raided, and prosecutions for ‘hate crime’ start, once this unit gets up and running?

    So be concerned. No in fact be afraid, be very afraid. Sir TwoTier Stasi and his revolting cronies have done the thin end of the square root of fuck all to sort out the migrant crisis, but they’re set on doing anything they can to close down debate and dissent on the subject.

    Six foot two, eyes of blue, PC Clod is after you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Q3tWxLDdY

  12. The Right not to work or so it seems…

    Punk always made sense to me — I grew up in the ’70s, when the future looked bleak.
    That’s why it’s almost laughable that my favorite song, Right to Work by Chelsea, now stands in such contrast to today’s twisted narrative — where avoiding work is practically a badge of honor. If anything, the new mantra seems to be the right not to work.

    When I left school, getting an apprenticeship felt like chasing smoke. Same faces, same hopeless crowds at those cattle-call tests. At one, we were told not to be discouraged — over 2,000 applications for 5 jobs. Grim doesn’t cover it.

    I finally landed something — barely worth mentioning — and spent the next decade watching every engineering firm I worked for shut down. Redundancy after redundancy.

    But I kept going. Claiming £40 a week dole, handing most of it to my mum, standing in line to be treated like a leech — that was all the motivation I needed to keep searching. Not working wasn’t an option. It was survival.

    I don’t regret any of it. But I do despair at how far we’ve drifted from honest graft — how work has become optional in the minds of some, and how delusional that belief really is.

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