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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Rebecca Smith is a pant-wetting cunt.
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/terrified-cornwall-mum-wets-herself-10284472?int_source=nba
The article is quite lengthy, must have been a very slow news day, so I’ll summerise.
Rebecca lives in Cornwall and was at her job cleaning a holiday let, when a thunderstorm started. She’d opened the windows, because it was hot ( and presumably to air the place out) when a bolt of lightening struck very close by, and frightened her so much that she pissed herself!
Why on Earth would you want to share that with anyone, much less the readership of Cornwall News?
What was so fucking newsworthy that it merited such a lengthy article?
There’s a lovely photo part way down the article, for me it’s a hard choice between the dog and the family pet!
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Flying Ant Day.
I’ve seen a couple of news items about this. The usual
” home owners URGED to keep windows and doors shut…”
So, here’s the skinny
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/house-and-home/household-advice/a65262167/how-to-get-rid-of-flying-ants/
Basically, you can’t stop them.
Buy fly spray, or a blowtorch ( which is probably more environmentally friendly)
Happy Flying Ant Day, folks!
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Seconded, Jeezum.
I was plagued by then last year. The back garden was a like scene from the Ten Commandments.
‘But… But they are harmless..’
Maybe, but there are literally hundreds of them. Their coming is of Old Testament proportions.
Only thing that did the trick was the hosepipe and power washer.
It drowned all the cunts that were on my garden furniture. And I also drowned/flooded all the sods that were on, and coming out of, the flags on the ground. A bit of bleach on the ground to add to the water also helps. They are cunts.
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Media Wokewashing
Just this moment seen the attached clip on the BBC website. It came with the usual warning ‘Contains Distressing Scenes’. Distressing? I laughed my socks off and have seen more distressing images reading Rupert Bear to my kids. It’s not just the BBC either I watch a lot of old films and TV series on Talking Pictures TV and am offended by the wholly unnecessary message ‘Contains offensive language and outdated attitudes’. What a load of bollocks. The most offensive thing on TV is the casting of commercials and there’s nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade in my view. Allez Les Gendarmes. You’ve cheered me up no end.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ygjjxjlplo
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Amazon.
now what the fuck has happened to amazon? used to be pronto delivery but my latest experience’s say otherwise.
Two products, one an aircon re gas system that I assume was smuggled into the UK from Poland in someone’s baggage, and my other purchase a bird scarer to protect my Blueberry’s from the pigeons, looking at its rate of travel I can only assume that it is being smuggled out of China up someone’s arse and looks like it will arrive shortly before next years harvest!
Needs a link C.A.
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The women’s euros 2025 (Not the men’s Euros), but The Euros 2025
Fuck off wummin, I have zero issues with your substandard football, however, you are invading men’s football, but seem to think men cannot invade your space. I, for one, would invade a women’s footballers box, IF she wasn’t a lesbian. We can hope and dream
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Perhaps this link will suffice in support of this nom ? …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/videos/cx2llk2y04vo
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I believe this may or may not help. I’m on the fence
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Josefz Puzka is an evil cunt
If any thing could ram home what the fuck is going on in our country, it’s this. Over and over again, this happens, over and over again the victims and their relations say the same thing, but STILL you let them in
Both of your nominations are way too short and without a link. Read how to present a nomination buddy, and then follow the instructions. C.A.
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Jozef Puzka AND HIS FAMILY are evil cunts.
He murdered a 22y.o. woman who was out for a jog. His wife, 2 brothers and the 2 brothers wives all attempted to cover for him over the following days. Knowing about the local murder, and with him showing visible injuries and bloody clothing later on the day he did it – up until his sisters-in-law burned the clothes he’d been wearing when he murdered a woman for him that is ; begs the question was there any atrocity to a teenage girl, say, he could have committed that they wouldn’t cover for?
Scum, all 6 of them.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgmw7ej17xjo.amp
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Getting a job despite being British and fully qualified is a cunt
I worked in the care sector through out the “covid” crap, damn near lost my mind re people saying ”it’s just the flu”, “much ado about nothing”
During this time I witnessed multiple deaths within the home I worked in. Then, suddenly, one of my coworkers contracted, and died. Fast forward, I get a new job in a central hotel in town, first day, jump on the bus, get off in the city centre, spot the white person. It’s downtown Johannesburg. Scrub that, I now live in Nigeria. Can someone please tell me where they all came from, baring in mind I can’t get a fucking interview in 6 months in my own fucking country. Perhaps the British government can explain why they ferried in thousands of coco pops under every persons noses in this country
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I did post a link ie this story, wikapedia
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