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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Sadiq Khan:
Yet another cunting for this little wanker. Only last week he was boasting that the King apologised for keeping him waiting when he was daft enough to make him a “Sir”, today today he compares himself to the morbidly obese leader of North Korea, because another of crap schemes (pedestrianising part of the West End’s Oxford Street) has got a large vote in favour. He congratulates himself for being an ignorant cunt. Time the old bastard fucked off to his corner shop, where he will pick his nose and put it int he jelly babies jar.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/oxford-street-pedestrianised-sadiq-khan-traffic-free-consultation-decision-mayor-north-korea-kim-b1233250.html
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A cunting, if you please, for the organisers of our favourite annual event, the Notting Hill Carnival.
Usually a cunting that is a tradition of the month of August, I spotted a golden opportunity to get in early.
The event organisers are warning that, without government funding, the carnival could be in jeopardy.
The reason?
After a security review costing £100,000 (paid for by several London councils) the recommendations within, though they have not been made fully public, stated that extra security measures must be put in place.
The Met already supply 7000 fatso’s to take the knee and dance with obese black mamma’s in front of the cameras.
The very same fatso’s that the majority of this stabfests participants want to see defunded. Yet they now suddenly want more of them, courtesy of tax payers money.
If I were Culture Secretary I’d tell them to fuck off!
But i’m not. Lisa Nandy is.
Which will mean a big fat cheque and, most likely, free chiggun for all.
Fucking cheek!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8zxk083qko
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“Sir Steven Fucking Fry” and his ”we have all been brainwashed, because we don’t turd burgle, prance around with a cock, calling ourselves women, we have a career to protect, therefore will “distance”ourselves from a straight woman with an opinion.
Fuck off Fry, didn’t used to mind that you were a big, overweight mincer with mental health problems. But now, u claim that JK Rowling has been “radicalised “ because she is straight, has concerns about cocks in a women’s only area. As a woman, only SHE can decide when a cock enters her area. I for one can oblige, as a red blooded male, with express permission from Ms Rowling.
The other three Z gen shitebags re Ginger Grint, (tiny cock, ginger pubes),Up tight minge Watson, ( open ur legs honey, just once), and the biggest twat of all Radcliffe, who owes everything to Ms Rowling, can all fuck right off, after pissing on the WOMAN that made your career. Discuss
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MONGS WHO PHONE UP TO TALK TV
As the only vaguely right-wing station in the country, I enjoy listening to Talk TV when I’m up and down the length and breadth of Wales doing my job, joyously ignoring 20mph signs and hearing someone actually say that the majority of kidrapers are PARKIES.
BUT, when they take calls, it’s always, um, er, um, can you hear me, um, cough, cough, er…
IF YOU’RE NOT READY OR ABLE TO SPEAK THEN FUCK THE CUNT OFF.
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May I strongly second this nomination?. I have been listening to Mike Graham each morning, apart from each caller sounding like an outraged Tommy Trinder (you don’t remember him? – “you lucky people!”) sounding like a taxi driver with piles, you have to put up with dreadful adverts for Morrisons and numerous car insurance companies (gabble, gabble, terms and conditions apply……”), bingo adverts that are so patronisingly lowbrow, each caller has to ingratiate himself “wonderful programme, Mike. best on radio”, “Bless you”.
I had to give it up this morning. I will be listening to Paul Temple at 6 in the morning now on Radio 4 Xtra – peter Coke & Marjorie Westbury sometime in the 1950s, when a killer would at least say “excuse me” before he shot you with a sawn-off shotgun.
I only listen to “Plank Of the Week” on Talk normally (“TOOOORRRKK” in stentorian tones every fucking ten minutes). My advice is to watch it on You Tube on Saturday mornings because all the adverts are edited out. This past few weeks have been intolerable at 6 a.m.
Really good nomination WUTARWACIA!
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Pride Month
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Cultural Affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As I’m sure you’re all aware, we are once more in the middle of ‘Pride Month’. Today I’m joined by Tim Normal, the founder of ‘Normal Pride’, who’s here to tell us why he fells that ‘straight’ people also have cause to take a just pride in their sexuality, and in particular, how they should go about celebrating this. So Tim, how did all this come about?”
“Yeah thanks fer havin’ me on Ron. Well, I was havin’ a jar wi’ me mate Kenny down in the bar of ‘The Smoker’s Cough’ the other night, an’ he pointed out that we was, as you say, in the middle of this ‘Pride Month’ malarkey. To be honest, I weren’t quite sure at first what ‘e meant, then ‘e explained how it was like a month-long celebration of LGBTQ whatever, commemorating what he referred to as the ‘contributions’ of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trannies and queers. I was fucking mad, I can tell you”
“Why was that? What specifically upset you?”
“Well it’s bloodly discrimination, that’s what it is. I mean, why is there no ‘Straight Pride’, tell me that. So I decided on the spot to form ‘Normal Pride’, for all those men and women out there who ain’t bent as a nine-bob note. ‘Great to be straight’, that’s our motto. This is now our month too”
“Indeed. The main aim of your organisation then is the celebration of hetrosexuality, but I also understand that you’re very keen to encourage this in a particular, more discrete fashion…”
“Bloody right. Kenny pulled up some picters on his mobile, of all these cunts poncing about in parades an’ stuff, dressed up like fuckin’ n*nces in all manner of weird ways, blokes with make-up on, tarts with green ‘air, carryin’ banners with ‘Queers for Palestine’ on, an’ stuff like that, creatin’ a hoo-ha an’ generally makin’ a right nuisance an’ spectackle o’ thisselfs. Fair turned my fuckin’ stomach it did”
“So you’re calling for more, shall we say, restraint and decorum on the part of those
participating in ‘Normal Pride’, I assume?”
“Thasit in one Ron. Whatever ‘appened to good ol’ British decorum? I mean, if some daft cunt called Fred has to put on a dress, shave ‘is legs, call ‘isself Freda and claim he’s a lezza, the least that ‘e can do is keep ‘is fuckin’ trap shut. I don’t want ‘im, or any other arse’ole, gobbin off in public about ‘ow fuckin’ pleased ‘e is with ‘isself an’ ‘is ‘abits. Why can’t ‘e keep this shit to ‘isself, ‘stead of borin’ the rest of us t’ tears, not t’ mention frightenin’ the fuckin’ ‘orses in the process?”
“Yes, I see what you’re driving at. ‘Great to be straight’, but stop mithering on all the time, and do your thing in the privacy of your own home”
“Got it in one Ron. Show a bit of tact an’ taste, like an English gent would. Do your job, go ‘ome an’ ‘ave yer tea with the wife, then watch ‘Corrie’. Later, you can give ‘er one up the arse if you want, or get ‘er t’ thrash you with a riding crop or whatever. Just do it behind closed doors. You don’t need t’ tell the world an’ ‘is fuckin’ dog all that you get up to all the time, dressin’ up in gimp suit an’ goin’ on a march, or ‘angin’ a flag out the winder or whatever. Just whisper it t’ yer mates; ‘great t’ be straight’ and leave it at that. No need for all that ludicrous, self-obsessed, self-promoting shit. Going on like that, I arks ya.”
“Quite. Well thanks for joining me Tim, and I’m sure that we all hope that the alphabet community will learn from your example, and tone down the ridiculous flouncing and frollicking around this month, and give us all a rest. It really does all become rather tedious after a while.This is Ron ‘great to be straight’ Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/business/hull-trains-hosts-special-drag-queen-meet-up-as-operator-pledges-support-for-pride-month-5185313
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Trevor Robinson vs Medway council.
Trevor likes elephants.
Trevor likes waterslides.
So imagine his excitement when he spotted workers dismantling a 20 ft long elephant water slide!
He cleverly bribed them to take it to his house rather than landfill and put it in his back garden.
His stiff neighbours objected but Trevor in his own words was
“over the moon”
He said he planned to invite all the local kids round to slide down it (hed be advised to keep quiet about that)
But the killjoy bastards at medway Council confiscated Trevors elephant and hes launched a challenge to get it back.
Why oh why do these clipboard nazis insist on interfering if Joe public wants to build a possibly dangerous unsupervised or insured water theme park in the back garden?
Fuckin link wont work admin
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2k1djpqyvko
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The fiscal cost to some, .. because of others zero self-control.
Pride doesn’t come cheap was a nom in mid June. The full of pride lot whingeing about everyday costs, like rent, though putting a self-pitying eternal victims glittery pink bow on everything. But there are a few pride-adjacent, shall we say, costs that the taxpayer picks up for ’em that went unmentioned in the link however …
Having been the isac-er that previously saw on some site and brought up here the ‘up to £400,000 lifetime treatment’ cost to the NHS for yer average hiv+ punter, (with even illegals being eligible!)… let me also share this little gem I spotted yesterday.
A new hiv ‘blocker’ coming to market, as in … a ‘high risk’ cunt gets 2 injections of this stuff per year, and apparently it 99.9% stops said cunt from catching ‘the virus’. Dunno, but presume, it will become available on the old NHS.
Cost per year, per cunt?
$28,000. About £20,000. Technically a whole lot *more* cumulatively than just letting the bastards catch the thing & then treat it. 50 years on this new one is a (un)cool £million.
There’s a daily tablet version of this stuff already on the market costing about 70% of that (still 40+ quid a day!), but according to the article, ‘high risk’ individuals(I’ll revisit that momentarily) don’t like the daily tablet for a few reasons. One : that they might forget to take it.. and two : there’s a ‘stigma’ attached to taking an hiv blocker, that is reduced by only needing 2 injections per annum instead of knocking back a pill daily. It literally said there’s a risk someone might see the tablets in the patients home and know what they are, so two doctor appointments is a better alternative. At an extra 6 grand annually ; it forgot to add for emphasis.
And that daily stuff IS available on your NHS service, UK cunters. 40 quid per day. Every day. Just like that. Free to eligible cunts in Ireland too, the google says. Eligible? Shameless zero-responsibility narcissists need only apply it doesn’t say, unfortunately.
I’m linking the article, but looking at it now, a whole section of ludicrousness about the testing phase – AND the stigma part – has been cut since the previous day.
About the trial subjects, our ‘high risk’ friends .. from memory :
Quote. “Cisgender men”, ‘Transgender women” (so men, again), .. and “transgender men” (so : post-strapadictomy women?) … “all of whom choose to have sex with nonbinary individuals assigned male at birth”. (so gay/gay/wannabe gay/gays). 2,000 of ’em.
Now. I dunno what testing conditions were. Baby-oil filled bespoke oversized paddling pool free-for-all rave party benderfests, or something? I dunno how all that jazz(all that jizz?) works, but I do recall that the original ‘patient zero’ flight-attendant cunt was said to sit on 40 to 50 dicks per visit at San Francisco orgy weekends when I first read about THAT cunt on Wikipedia. A ‘sexual athlete’ it used to describe the riddled fucker as.
That’s been retro-written now(I just checked) and replaced by simply describing him as having been ‘promiscuous’.
Fucking calling a spade a spade is out of the question these days, it seems.
Anyways. And, so suddenly, ‘stigma’ is a thing for them. Where’s all the pride gone?
Oh well, it’s other peoples money being burned through so rubber johnnys and(god forbid!)self-control bedamned…
https://www.reuters.com/business/healtqLhcare-pharmaceuticals/us-fda-approves-gileads-twice-yearly-injection-hiv-prevention-2025-06-18/
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Typo in the link supplied, here’s the fix.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-fda-approves-gileads-twice-yearly-injection-hiv-prevention-2025-06-18/
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The sorry state of the woke underfunded military is a cunt.
In the news today, a couple of “activists” managed to breach the fences at RAF Brize Norton and damage some stuff then also make good their escape.
RAF Brize Norton being almost if not equally important as Lossiemouth and Coningsby where our pitifully small on call fast jet fleet live, without the tankers from Brize Norton our few interceptors dont really have a lot of range so can’t do much intercepting.
Naturally Sir Rodney of bumfoolery was quick to denounce the activists but was no mention of the underfunding and pathetic size of our air force.
If anything, this is hopefully the biggest wake up call possible and they kick their arse into gear and do something about it.
Then again, why would they, The islamic state of the united sheikhdom will only need Toyota Hilux and small arms.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/20/pro-palestine-protesters-deface-two-aircraft-raf-brize-norton
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I’ll throw this link in too, just for fun as it shows the unsuitability of Starmer for any kind of job.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06/20/starmer-defended-protester-who-sabotaged-military-aircraft/
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RAF regiment motto “Never past the fence” has been changed to “Rarely out the NAAFI” , wankers, mainly because I am jealous of their food that was surprisingly civilised.
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The Moral Depravity of the Left
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2le12114j9o
I’m writing this on Friday 20th July, and what a week this has been.
On Monday Starmer finally acceded to a National Rapes for Votes Enquiry, and we all know what a long, drawn out, expensive whitewash that’s going to be. Then today Parliament passed the Assisted Dying Bill. It doesn’t take much imagination to forsee Granny being ‘persuaded’ rather than ‘assisted’ to die in future. To ‘Save the NHS’ of course. And the grasping kids’ inheritance.
But what I find utterly abhorrent was the Decriminalisation of Abortion amendment to the Police and Crime Bill in midweek. This will legalise abortion of a foetus by the mother up to and including birth. Yes, even during birth. So the baby’s head could be out but not the torso, and the mother could strangle the little creature with impunity if she’s decided at the last minute she doesn’t want the child. Let’s not beat about the bush – IT’S LEGALISED MURDER OF AN INNOCENT BABY.
Labour MP Stella Creasy went the full Mengele and wanted to allow doctors the right to abort the foetus as well up to full term. Fortunately she was denied, much to the annoyance of Creasy herself and the Guardian.
This country is already an outlier in allowing abortion at 24 weeks – most countries are lower than this. But that’s not good enough for the militant feminists, mostly Labour, Lib Dem and Green, who forced the amendment. For them, committing infanticide is just Wimminz Rights.
Well sorry to sound like a Far Right extremist gammon, but I take the view that a new life is something precious which should be nurtured. I believe every baby deserves the chance of a life, not just to be discarded by a throw away society, and that includes a foetus at 6,7 or 8 months which with medical help can survive outside the womb.
In my book those MPs who supported the amendment are vile, evil and repugnant. They have no sense of what is right and wrong. They occupy a moral vacuum and they disgust me.
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Some cunts I knew were candidates for post natal abortion. Sorry admin could not resist sorry🫥
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British Police are a bag of shit, lost a rather good bike from out side my property, as soon as reported it, took a further seven days for
there respond, I gave them some cctv footage of suspect in the early hours of the morning, not a shit of good, didn’t even follow it up, I uploaded the footage, still no investigation. I know there are different levels of policing but just don’t give a shot. We are screwed the way thing are going.
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With the permission of ADMIN, may I suggest a supportive link, Brickshithouse ? …
https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1324342235/photo/a-damaged-bike-wheel-is-all-that-is-left-of-a-bicycle-chained-to-a-bike-stand-a-single.jpg?s=612×612&w=0&k=20&c=4XmnWfcC6DK6wdQxqeoS3zk3klFnarAbVsLwiBMteeo=
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Refugee Footballers are cunts.
These cunts have set up in leafy Dorset and are delighted to be kicking a ball about after throwing their identity papers into The Channel.
I’m sure they’ll soon be featuring prominently on Sky Sports with everyone in the stadium “taking the knee”..
What next? International Refugee Goat Marrying in Tunbridge Wells?
Dear me,what a panto,again..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0m8vd2330mo
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Iran,
Well they are cunts aren’t they.
The Islamic problem is just the same as the Irish problem, Shias and Sunni just don’t seem to get on unless they are at least a country away.
So Iran supplies terror unit on the encouragement of their mates in Moscow,
The Palestinians (sunni)
The houtis (sunni)
Just to cause a bit of diversion from the Ukraine issue and divert military aid, and attention else where
Well, it looks like this may have backfired as the budding nuclear power now faces a future of solar power
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Probably should have mentioned the Iranians are Shia and believe Mohamed’s brother was the second prophet which is why the others don’t like them
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Gen Z IN Wartime:
A “cool” cunting for a group of weirdos and whores a.k.a. influencers who enjoy making themselves look hideous in exchange for “likes”, on social media, only this time they show their stupidity and ignorance, by posing in their “war” clothing. A bit different to the old utility gear of the previous war years. The story and the pictures of the cunts speak for themselves, but if Quare Starmer does have the balls to push through his welfare reforms, let’s hope influencers, which live off sponging freebies are forced into real work, such as bus driving, or working in the NAAFI – nd they should be made to wear kamiknickers and liberty bodices while so doing:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14845385/WWIII-Gen-Z-military-inspired-outfits-case-drafted.html
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“British paedophile who ‘married girl, 9, at Disneyland”
fuck me have you seen him?
(insert picture)
Jaskarn Jhaj, looks the picture of your every day “British person” (fuck me that was PC of me) any way, Jhaj was jailed for four years in 2016 for grooming and sexually abusing two schoolgirls aged 15.
further to this,
The Metropolitan Police did not name him, but said: ‘A 39-year-old man is wanted by the Met Police for breaching a Sexual Harm Prevention Order and a breach of a Sex Offenders’ Register notification requirement.
In 2023, he held a fake red carpet scene – hiring 90 children to be his fake ‘fans’.
they were told to pretend to faint as he paraded up and down outside the Odeon Luxe Cinema in Leicester Square.
He was later arrested for breaching a sexual harm prevention order, and was fined £1,500.
Now its a Disney wedding with a 9 year old!
Four people were arrested on Saturday 21/06/25– including the British ‘groom’, the girl’s mother, a 24-year-old Latvian woman who played the sister of the bride, and the 55-year-old Latvian man hired to play the ‘father of the bride’, the tribunal said.
Police were called after a guest playing the father of the groom saw the young bride, with other guests reportedly bursting into tears.
The guest, one of 100 hired extras, claimed that he was paid €12,000 (£10,000) and only realised the age of the ‘bride’ at the last minute.
Now why the fuck you would want to pretend to marry a 9 year old is beyond me, or even think people would want to see this as a social media stunt ditto.
I don’t know about you but The idea of Polish nationality is becoming more and more attractive.
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Unconditional forgiveness is a cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwygeppnz1no
Some unsuspecting poor sap killed by yet another feral Dark Key,in what has become so commonplace that it doesn’t register with “the news” anymore.
Unfortunately the family of the victim have “unconditionally forgiven” the vicious cunt for the attack.
How nice.
It must be like kneeling for forgiveness to murderous thieving rubbish that was all the rage a few years back..
In this case it seems like cowardice and a cop out,an offspring dead after a minor slight?
Oven the wretched swine.
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My nom is “Fuckin Tik Tok” (excuse my language)
Tik Tok, the only social media platform that ” bans people” for having an opinion, or even dares to go against one of their “creators” for, basically creating fuck all. I disagree= banned, your opinion went against one of our “creators”. Freedom of opinion doesnt count in the intersts of making money. Fuck right off Tik Tok
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I second that we had some woke cunt here that would hide in the toilet watching it for an hour a day, not including lunch breaks.
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I don’t know who to nominate here……..
https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2025-06-25/woman-run-over-by-street-sweeper-named
the victim or the driver?
you are hard pressed to run someone down in one of those things.
likewise you are hard pressed not to notice it creeping up on you!
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Glastonbury.
As Glastonbury opens with a bang ( told you that minx in the tent next door was a goer), the BBC are providing us with minute by minute coverage, we’ll it seems like it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20w4l0dgv5o.amp
Well, I’m breathless with anticipation!
Will Holly Chipmunk Cheeks and her pal Carol Voldemort make an appearance, selflessly arriving in a helicopter so as to avoid adding to the road chaos?
Will the final headline act be someone we’ve never fucking heard of?
But, most importantly, will the poor folk who got ripped off by Yurtel have managed to get tickets and luxury yurts, or will they have to slum it in St. Lucia as a consolation prize?
Enquiring minds want to know…. if hibernating under the duvet is an acceptable alternative to reading about this yawn fest!
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