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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The use of the word alleged.
In this wonderful world of cctv, their is a lot of footage about of people doing some nasty shit.
It fucks me off when the said person in the footage denies it, but fuck me when the press and other media refer to them as the “alleged” it somewhat interferes with my mental interface.
Currently some rag head is languishing in a hospital bed recovering from multiple perforations sustained from the police (confirmed) whilst he allegedly opened fire on a bunch of civilians!!!!!!!!!
I don’t think that it was alleged, I definitely saw him get shot by the police (confirmed) and I am pretty sure it was him on the video shooting at the civilians, unless we have some ridiculous JFK scenario (Puff of smoke behind the grassy knoll) and the bloke had a blank firing replica!
what a load of bollocks.
I appreciate innocent until proven guilty, but fuck me when its screamingly obvious can we skip that part and not have our intelligence insulted!
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oh and here is a link.
https://www.theguardian.com/news/video/2025/dec/17/ten-minutes-of-terror-how-the-bondi-mass-shooting-unfolded-in-real-time-video
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Cliff Richard’s Prostate Cancer.
Oh gawd….the country’s oldest bachelor boy has reappeared to let us know that he is still alive but more importantly that he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and is now on the mend.
He urged men to “get tested, get checked”. Maybe all that sun in the Caribbean has fried his brain. Has he tried to see a GP or a specialist and then wait months for treatment? This wizened old ballbag almost certainly has private healthcare and is not at the mercy of Our NHS which is in the middle of its annual winter permacrisis and doctors strikes.
Maybe he’d like Tracy from the canteen to give him an examination in the medical supplies cupboard because they are short-staffed and have no wards available or some Africunt with a with a qualification from a backstreet diploma factory who thinks his prostate is in his ear? Its especially galling as he is now using the very same media that he lamented for press intrusion into his private life to whine about his ills. Its almost as if he has a nationwide tour to promote and a calendar to sell.
To add insult to injury Cliff also wants to work with King Charles to raise awareness on cancer….well chimp lad can fuck off as well. He is another rarefied old throbber who needs a dose of the real world.
‘We don’t talk anymore’ the care home favourite once sang. Christ, if only.
MirrorNews
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Wayne Pegg.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/derby-dealer-caught-drugs-houseboat-113215628.html
a 24 year old father of two was stopped driving his Mercedes
A search of the car, and a subsequent search of a houseboat uncovered quantities of class A drugs and mobile phones that provided evidence of intent to supply.
He’s been handed a custodial sentence, which is about a fifth of what he should have got, in my opinion.
Ok, it’s an all too familiar story. After all, unemployed 24 year olds usually drive Mercs, don’t they? So what’s roused my ire?
Well, the fucking headline. Am I supposed to feel sorry for the drug dealing cunt? Who, incidentally, had “no other related offenses”, so known to the police, then?
All together now.
🎵I saw Daddy behind steel bars…🎵
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Lazy Cunts
One of the main reasons this country is in such a parlous state is because of how lazy people are.
I don’t just mean the benefits-scrounging wasters who are happy to contribute fuck all and never work. Gimme, gimme, gimme and take, take, take. In addition to all the home grown scum who are this way inclined, we now have millions of foreigners joining in as our international welfare state acts as a magnet to the world’s inbred, low-IQ garbage. The mincing filth who oversee this monstrosity weaken our people and civilization by doing so.
But what about everybody else?
Like all the people getting their cars washed for them by eurogyppos. “It only costs £6 and it’s good that they come here to work!” No it doesn’t and no it isn’t, you stupid fuck. Do you honestly believe that having two or three people washing four cars an hour, for that amount of money, is a viable business? After the wages, national insurance, taxes, rent, utilities, equipment? What is really happening is that the workers are being paid well below the minimum wage and claiming benefits to make up the difference. That car wash wasn’t six quid, it was more like sixty quid, subsidised by wider society. The only real winner is the person at the top of the business, who rakes it in. Why don’t people wash their own cars? It isn’t difficult and is good exercise. Or if you really are too precious and comfortably off to do it yourself, use a business that hires English people and pays proper wages and taxes?
Stop supporting fake businesses that rip off the tax payer, undermine British workers (especially the young people), and attract all this foreign muck to our shores in the first place, with all the wider problems this causes. Another one is all the so called “Turkish” barbershops, i.e. money laundering operations involved in criminal activities.
Of course, the mongoloid liberal morons who run this country have convinced themselves this is all good for the economy. That it somehow creates wealth. “Because GDP”, which even goes up when they pay benefits to people. In addition to their money printing, which puts resources into the wrong pockets, misallocates wealth into crap, zombie enterprises that should’ve gone bust long ago, and supports millions of absolutely useless untermensch on benefits and in fake jobs. And over time, corrupts the civilization thanks to so many ill effects. One of which is making thick, lazy twats think they are rich, deserve three brand new cars, not having to get their hands dirty, not even having to cook or, God forbid, collect their own junk food.
Which reminds me. I went into a McDonalds the other day for a snack whilst on a long car journey. The number of dodgy, masked foreigners showing up to collect food for people was unbelievable. I understand people liking fast food from time to time, I do myself on occasion. And if the business wants to offer me free delivery for the pizza I am buying from them, fine, I might take it, assuming they don’t take too long about it. But paying extra for a service where some dodgy creep brings your McDonalds on an ebike? Who the fuck wants to eat lukewarm food that has potentially been touched or breathed on by a stinking, dirty ape like that? How can there be so many companies that depend on illegal immigrant labour, who always seem to be masked up, no matter what time of year, and look like murderers? I can tell you why: lazy people and printed money.
Lazy fucking cunts encouraging it all. I won’t even visit “Indian” restaurants anymore. Many of them are paying the workers well below the minimum wage and avoiding taxes. Again, undermining the native workers and businesses, and scamming the system. Not to mention the number of times I have been violently ill after eating their disgusting slop. It’s all you ever hear from the liberal idiots. “Mass immigration good because: curry”, like that fat, cuckold bitch, Piers Morgan. We already have the recipes, most of the millions pouring in aren’t chefs, and the food is frankly shit. Fuck off!!
People have become far too comfortable, weak and indolent. Feckless bastards everywhere. We are long overdue a comeuppance handed down from the gods. A big economic smash to bring people back down to earth, restore common sense, and deprive our hateful, destructive elite and their Blob state of resources.
Merry Christmas.
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Dear admin,
My apologies for not including a link. Here are two:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13575241/Hand-car-wash-funding-criminal-empire.html
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/dec/26/more-than-90-of-hand-carwashes-in-uk-employing-workers-illegally-study-finds
I’m afraid I have lost my previous email address, hence the new one.
Thank you.
Jugs.
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@ADMINS …
Please could we have a special category in Cunt Of The Year – `Honourable Mention`?
If so, I`d like to put forward the Arabs & Jews for finally involving every fucker on the planet in their filthy racist hatred of each other.
I personally couldn’t give a fucking shit about any of them.
Thank you.
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@ADMINS.
Apologies, please ignore, I`ve moved this to the `Contact Us` section.
Although might be interesting to see if anyone agrees with the request here.
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Russia and the war in Ukraine
These comments are consistently removed by BBC Have Your Say. What do Russia want from Ukraine? It’s costing them billions for no reason. We can speculate that they want their minerals and grain but they let Ukraine secede because it was costing them too much to run. Now they want it back. Russia is a vast and wealthy country, why do they want Ukraine back? Putin is the twilight of his years. The twat.
To comprehensively win this war Ukraine should make every effort to kill Putin and his friends. In war, why is it offensive to say kill generals and propagandists. Better that than these cowards killing civilians. Start with Margarita Simonyan, Vladimir Solovyov and Vladislav Surkov. Leave Putin the last man standing. This cunt has used chemical weapons on British soil in Salisbury. He can’t be trusted. The best chance they had for peace was when Yevgeny Prigozhin marched on Moscow but we all know what happened to him. I read that private jets were flying out of Russia in the days when that was happening.
They should sink oligarch’s yachts moored overseas. Putin would last a week and he’d be “replaced” but we probably want pro-western leadership in Russia.
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Slovakian imports,
Now I have been to Slovakia, and these look like slovak Gypsies to me.
it will need writing up, I cant manage more than a paraghraph right now, I am drugged to fuck, and have an aditional chest infection that is drowning me in snot.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/girl-12-gang-raped-three-36426506?int_source=nba
fucking kidnaping a 12 year old and gang raping her
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Christmas and calendars….
I know it’s called the silly season. But why the hell do people buy those extortionately priced calendars at this time of year?
Whole stalls and shops appear with these damn things full of them. Long gone bands (Beatles, Queen, Wham!), current shite (K-Pop, Chappel fucking Roan, Sabrina Carpenter), sci-fi (Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who), every animal under the sun (dogs, cats, horses, pigs), and every superficial celebrity twat and Hollywood cunt known to man. Plus loads of other shite like Harry Potter and gay rainbow bollocks.
And, these cunts cost 10 quid or over. What sort of knob pays that for 12 small posters that will last a year? Calendars are pointless anyway. The date can be found on the phone or computer. Calendars are obsolete, it’s a great big racket.
And, they never have what you want anyway. As I was in Bury,’s Millgate Centre last week, one stall seller asked if I’d be interested in the 2026 Taylor Swift Calendar. I replied ‘Have you got one where ‘Tay Tay’ is full monty billy bollocks in several lewd and lascivious poses?’ You should have seen their face and their ‘Errrrr…. No’.
Bah, bloody Humbug…
https://www.calendarclub.co.uk/calendars/all-calendars/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23221324012&gbraid=0AAAAABnSBHdgkh8JI2-tWUZWzBqjzZoPf&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIprmn4JfKkQMVZJBQBh3mcAAXEAAYASAAEgJ0yvD_BwE
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The scûm at the BBC and the Islamist massacre at Bondi Beach.
Dear Aunty Beeb has outdone herself once more with yet another arse backwards “take” or opinion piece on the Islamic state attack.
This time it’s a lengthy discussion about the knotty problem of gun control and whether less guns is a good idea or not.
It’s my opinion that there is a raghead problem that needs strict control then removal,leave the guns where they are.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxql12317qo
Fuck them.
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Jake Paul is a cunt.
Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter.
I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the occasions he got close Paul grabbed on (usually around Joshua’s knees)
Finally Joshua landed a couple of good shots and that was it, in the sixth!
Paul must have thought he was a contender after his match with a 58 year old Tyson, but he must have known a 25 year old Tyson would have had him on the deck seconds after the first bell.
Lucky to have got away with a broken jaw, the daft cunt.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-15399587/Anthony-Joshua-vs-Jake-Paul-December-2025-LIVE-Result.html
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Lenny Henry
https://www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/qHY-an-evening-with-lenny-henry/
Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke he told on a kids TV programme in 1978, and now Professor of Racial Grievance Studies at Dudley College of Bricklaying.
Self-hating, bourgeois, lefty simpletons suffering post-colonial guilt will be queuing up to be white shamed. Featuring Lenward’s brilliant impersonations of David Bellamy, Frank Spencer and Trevor McDonald, and not forgetting his hilarious joke about us owing 17 billion in reparations. Omg, the people in the audience will be suffering paroxysms of mirth. Yes, both of them.
On the other hand, perhaps everyone could just save up to £49.50 and give the chippy racist cunt a miss.
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Admin
Sorry, I made a mistake in the second paragraph.
Please change ’17 billion in reparations’ to ’18 trillion in reparations’.
Thanks.
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For want of a better title, I declare Unreliable British History a complete cunt.
As evidenced by the story of Britain’s first black woman who, surprise, surprise, turns out not to have been black at all.
‘The Beachy Head Lady’, discovered in a basement in 2012, had undergone ‘scientific’ analysis shortly after, and in a desperate attempt at clutching at straws, it was decided she was of African descent.
Cue woke historians claiming that Roman Britain was like an episode of Desmond’s and David Olusoga including her in one of his divisive, race baiting documentaries.
Those gullible, woke cunts at the BBC even erected a blue plaque in her honour.
Now it turns out, thanks to DNA testing, that it was all pie in the sky.
And it’s not just this episode that makes you sceptical.
I recently started reading Max Hastings story of Operation Biting in WW2, and of the major figures in the book is Lord Louis Mountbatten.
According to Hastings, the much revered historian, suggestions that Mountbatten was homosexual (he fails to mention allegations of kiddie fiddling) were simply wide of the mark.
Really?
Like many, I love history, but I’m now doubting more or less everything I see or hear nowadays.
Now, that really is a cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce86jzgxxy4o.amp
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Christmas Parking
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Compliments of the Season fellow cunters !
A yuletide nomination for Christmas Parking – or more accurately, people who inexplicably have a driving license, yet lack the ability to park their car correctly.
They usually fall into one of 3 categories :-
A> Can’t find an empty space in the first row they drive down, so they spot someone behind the wheel, & then stop dead, waiting for said person to leave.
Common sense of a brick.
B> They find an empty space, then making a 17 point turn to enter parking space. They exit to shop leaving their car at some crazy angle, or touching the adjacent parked car.
C> Can’t be bothered to drive around looking for an empty space. They abandon their car on the end of a row (where no space exists) causing problems for people trying to find parking, or they mount the pavement, or grass verge or planted area & leave mud all over the place.
Morons .. . . . The gift that keeps on giving 🙂
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Adfenovirus:
“They are out of sorts in Sunderland and terribly dull in Kent” so said Noel Coward in There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner, and just to make sure that we still feel down and out, not only does London look like it has been coated with gray undercoat during the daylight hours, (Xmas week merits something disagreeable), the fun loving tabloids are giving those affected extra problems. Not only has the BBC informed us that “due to man-made climate change” 2026 will be the hottest year on record (not bad for an organisation that finds it hard to predict the weather 12 hours hence), we are also subject to a brand new terrifying lurgi:
Yes gentlemen Adenovirus is out to get us. There is no escape, no amount of handwashing or disinfectant can save us, nor those expensive little jars of hand gel. It is incurable. There is no treatment. Pissing yourselves yet?. Reading the symptoms, it strikes me that what they are scared of is the normal short winter head cold, but that doesn’t sound important enough, still it might put people of worrying about World War 3, which is due to start tomorrow, according to the Mail and Express, or Harry Hewitt fucking Meghan Markle up the shitter live on Netflix TV, which is about the only story those two organs have not yet dreamt up.
Meanwhile, we had better “all learn the lyrics to the old Red Flag and wait until we drop down dead” (**)
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/mystery-virus-flu-symptoms-cure-b1263572.html
(** That was Noel again. He has been too kind. Noel gave me roses. Rose gave me Noel’s. Neither pair fit.
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Richard Williamson,
Now he is a bit of a cunt isn’t he, fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far.
The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours.
“Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying although cats had a right to roam, they “do not have the right the cause a statutory nuisance or pose an environmental health risk”.
He said he was concerned about the health risks to the family’s newborn baby “who will soon be playing in our garden” ”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yj3lkegm0o
The risks posed to the new-born baby have not been correctly assessed, because with parents like that I am expecting a future non binary Palestinian flag waver coming into existence.
Fuck me and the high court entertain this?
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>STOP PRESS PRIORITY CUNTING<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Uk police arrest Gretta the mood hoover! (our favourite little girl)
https://www.dw.com/en/uk-police-arrest-greta-thunberg-under-terrorism-act/a-75286097
"British police have arrested climate activist Greta Thunberg during a pro-Palestinian protest in central London. The detention, under terrorism legislation, was linked to a placard referencing a banned group"
Darlig Gretta has been working with "Defend Our Juries" a group of foreign funded cunts who hope to undermine western democracy (although they don't realise it)
https://defendourjuries.net/
So hopefully Young Gretta gets to spend Christmas being raped with a shampoo bottle in Holloway by a big dike!
Christmas has come early 😉
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Fuck sake children.
You want to pull your finger’s out your ass ?
Posts are low, is this what US admin is about?
Fucking step up,,!
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