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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Piers morgan, this jowly turd seems to have resurfaced recently.
Most likely pushing his YouTube show.
He recently did a interview with Tucker carlson about Britain after the second World War.
And how the demographic of Britain had changed, piers was nonplussed about white people disappearing, he likes a multicultural city.
The subject got onto food, where porky piers ridiculed our cuisine as crap.
And it’s so much better now all the street shitting rapists are adding spice to everything.
He later double downed on comments made on twitter and said he would happily swap certain white people for a weekly curry.
So I imagine he would let a young girl get raped for a naan bread.
Well piers I would swap you for a pile of fox leavings,you fat cry baby..
I can wait for that first heart attack you curry munching prick.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/us/podcasts/news-piers-morgan-reacts-post-slamming-saying-new-cultures-improved-english-food-claims-he-d-trade-english-people-chicken-tikka-masala
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Mo Salah.
Has always been a cunt. However, he has been well and truly found as the twat he is by the Liverpool fans who viewed him as saint, pope, king and all round deity.
The lazy arsed twat has been shite for Liverpool recently, The shiftless bastard won’t get back to defend for a start. And, currently, he couldn’t score in Hamburg with ten grand up his arse. So, it’s only common sense that Arnie Slot drops the little sod.
But, will Salah take it like a man and accept, at least, part of the blame? Will he hell as like.
No, Salah has gone on a whinge fest. Squealing about how he’s been ‘thrown under the bus’ and he has also personally slagged of his manager, crying that he is ‘unwanted’. Boo fucking hoo, Grow a bloody pair, eh?
Well, to me, it stinks of Salah doing a Beckham or Kanchelskis. All this self pitying whining and blaming everyone else. When they (Beckham and the Ivan cunt) both wanted out of the club, yet they weren’t man enough to admit it. I dare say big – massive – money is involved, and I reckon the Saudis or Americans are already in the loop.
When one thinks of past Anfield greats: Saint John, Toshack, Keegan, Dalglish, Rush. Keegan honestly said it was time to move on, and both the player and the club organised his transfer to SV. Hamburg, No whining and no skullduggery.
But these modern ones? A grown man blubbering like a baby because he can’t take being dropped? What sort of quivering blancmange is he?
Mind you, I still reckon it’s part of a game to get a big money move, while blaming LFC for ‘forcing’ him out.
Cunters and Gentlemen, I give you Our old mate and mucker ‘Mo’ Salah….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0q5pv8qlkdo
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Oh the fucking irony.
‘Rules on single-sex spaces pose risk to trans people’s mental health, UK charities say’
So some fucking freakshows who are mental to start with are going to be adversly affected by being banned fron women’s toilets. Or men’s I suppose, though these are rarer and less preverted.
If you can accept that an anorectit is fat because they think they are then a man is a woman because they think they are. That’s how fucking ‘neurodivergent’ these fucking weirdos are. So being banned from per-ving women’s bogs is hardly going to make them worse.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/other/rules-on-single-sex-spaces-pose-risk-to-trans-people-s-mental-health-uk-charities-say/ar-AA1RUOOR?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=693da2bdeacb4045a93c6dbae710b145&ei=83
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Jools Holland and the Hootenanny.
As the festive season begins, Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny wil soon be on our screens again.
Now, in the 90s, it had the biggest acts of the time on it. Oasis, Blur. Pulp, Bjork and others appeared on the New Years Eve show. It was a big TV draw in those days and millions watched it.
But, for years the standard has dropped rapidly. And, now they have any old shit on it. This year’s show is particularly barrel scraping….
Ronnie Wood. No Mick or Keef and no Faces get together. So, why?
Olivia Dean. Who?
Lulu. Good in her day, but re-treads of Shout and Relight My Fire?🥱
Jessie J. Had a couple of (crap) hits well over a decade ago. I suppose Taylor Swift turned them down or was too expensive.
Craig David. Like Jessie J, a relic from the past who has done sod all for years.
The Kooks. Who they?
Imelda May. Errrr….
Ruby Turner. Same as every other bloody year.
I suppose the BBC takes what it can get and what it can afford, which doesn’t seem to be much.
And, the New Years Eve fireworks show on the other side will probably be worse. Last year it was pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor. Who it will be this time? Chesney Hawkes? Right Said Fred? Babylon Fucking Zoo?
Bloody hell, even Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson was better than this shite.
https://www.nme.com/news/music/jools-hollands-hootenanny-2025-line-up-revealed-3912527
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Checkout Charity
is not only a cunt, it’s a subtle form of shaming.
Now, what is Checkout Charity. If you’ve been in certain chain stores, Poundland is one ( if ever a shop needed a name change, eh?), possibly your regular supermarket, you get to the point of paying and get the following message.
” Would you like to donate £1 to our supported charity? ”
Or possibly
” Would you like to round up your total to the nearest £, for our supported charity? “.
Now, you’re in a rush, there’s a queue of muttering pensioners behind you hissing ” hurry up, FFS “, you get flustered and press the green for go button!
It used to be prevelant, but not so much these days, which is mainly due, apparently, to a healthy distrust by the public of how much actually reached the charities.
https://theconversation.com/checkout-charity-requests-often-backfire-leaving-shoppers-feeling-guilty-new-study-271731
Do people really feel guilty about pressing the “Hell, no!” button. I don’t, and never have.
Over to you
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Charity Christmas Ads.
On the subject of charities, lots of them have TV ads.
Am I the only person who has noticed that, not only do they recycle the ad from last year ( and the previous umpteen years ) , but the same faces appear in ads for other charities.
Here’s the RNIB advert
https://www.rnib.org.uk/get-involved/magic-this-christmas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=pmax&utm_campaign=letters_from_santa&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23213518972&gclid=Cj0KCQiAgP_JBhD-ARIsANpEMxywav5UeuA-U7H56ChNtZuu42fquCOiLTIWlYtqHa4XGb-CYDZTzxwaAo0sEALw_wcB
I’m sorry, I’m not heartless, but the girl in the ad doesn’t tug my heartstrings at all.
That’s a pass from me, RNIB, not to mention that this is the third year running you’ve screened the same old trope.
I’ll also ask you to Google the Salvation Army Christmas Ads .
Homeless this Christmas ( old trout having a Christmas dinner attended by a SA person )
Lonely this Christmas ( same old trout opening a gift-wrapped box attended by a SA person)
Also, PDSA, same old trout hobbling in with elderly dog.
Fuck sake, stop paying your CEO cunt ££££,
spend some money on new ads, and stop taking us for mugs!
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Adverts for cleft palate charities.
God, these make me spew.
Im tucking into my tea and these cunts pop up on the telly.
Some fuckin umbongo kid with mangled teeth and lips.
” hes bullied by other children,
And finds it hard to eat..
”
Join the fuckin club.
Im finding it hard to eat looking at Squidwards deformed mouth.
Im glad the little cunts bullied.
Hes spoilt my tea.
Strangle the weird lookin little fucker and use his bones for witchcraft.
As for me donating?!!!
Oh, id not want to shame you by acting the white saviour.
That pound coins staying in my wallet where its been for years.
Nice try Andy Burnem
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YouTube
Sickening.
Enjoy your dinner Mis.
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Admin
Not deliberately withholding a link.
This korean fuckin phone wont let me.
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The use of the word alleged.
In this wonderful world of cctv, their is a lot of footage about of people doing some nasty shit.
It fucks me off when the said person in the footage denies it, but fuck me when the press and other media refer to them as the “alleged” it somewhat interferes with my mental interface.
Currently some rag head is languishing in a hospital bed recovering from multiple perforations sustained from the police (confirmed) whilst he allegedly opened fire on a bunch of civilians!!!!!!!!!
I don’t think that it was alleged, I definitely saw him get shot by the police (confirmed) and I am pretty sure it was him on the video shooting at the civilians, unless we have some ridiculous JFK scenario (Puff of smoke behind the grassy knoll) and the bloke had a blank firing replica!
what a load of bollocks.
I appreciate innocent until proven guilty, but fuck me when its screamingly obvious can we skip that part and not have our intelligence insulted!
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Cliff Richard’s Prostate Cancer.
Oh gawd….the country’s oldest bachelor boy has reappeared to let us know that he is still alive but more importantly that he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and is now on the mend.
He urged men to “get tested, get checked”. Maybe all that sun in the Caribbean has fried his brain. Has he tried to see a GP or a specialist and then wait months for treatment? This wizened old ballbag almost certainly has private healthcare and is not at the mercy of Our NHS which is in the middle of its annual winter permacrisis and doctors strikes.
Maybe he’d like Tracy from the canteen to give him an examination in the medical supplies cupboard because they are short-staffed and have no wards available or some Africunt with a with a qualification from a backstreet diploma factory who thinks his prostate is in his ear? Its especially galling as he is now using the very same media that he lamented for press intrusion into his private life to whine about his ills. Its almost as if he has a nationwide tour to promote and a calendar to sell.
To add insult to injury Cliff also wants to work with King Charles to raise awareness on cancer….well chimp lad can fuck off as well. He is another rarefied old throbber who needs a dose of the real world.
‘We don’t talk anymore’ the care home favourite once sang. Christ, if only.
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