Nominations


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12 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Raiders of the Private Pension Pots, part 2.

    Some of you may remember a nomination of mine, published on February 14th this year.
    No, don’t worry, I’ve attached a link to it, because I’m lovely like that!

    Anyway, I came across this.

    https://londonlovesbusiness.com/rachel-reeves-plans-for-your-pension-which-is-dangerous-and-misguided/

    For those of you who can’t be arsed a brief summary.

    “The UK Treasury is reportedly preparing to formalise an agreement that would see Pension Funds commit a significant slice of their assets – up to 10% – into private markets, with 50% required to be channelled in UK investments.”

    This comes with the warning that, if firms don’t comply, the Government may legislate to force the move.

    Today, businesses. Tomorrow private savings accounts.

    It’s well worth reading the entire article, btw.

  2. Lynx lower body spray..
    Just witnessed this advert.

    https://youtu.be/_ILS41bB5Gg?si=w9jwVG2yGSGCUGX1

    What the actual fuck..

    People spraying their bollocks, arsehole’s and feet to mask their revolting odour.
    God knows who they are aiming this product at.
    Lazy, smelly cuts who can’t be bothered to wash or shower.

    Are our streets and public spaces to be filled with vermin spraying their never regions for all to see.

    Five pounds a can with the promise of 72 hour protection..
    Personally anyone in this country who doesn’t shower in 72 hours should be shot on sight.

    So fuck off lnyx, stop enabling stinky people.

  3. The Police.

    Again.

    ‘Nine arrested after group celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday at Oldham pub’

    These fucking morons had a party for Hitler’s 136 th birthday. Swastika cake, the works.

    ”In a series of morning raids, nine men have been arrested by Greater Manchester Police at various locations across Rochdale, Bolton, Trafford, Stockport, and Southport.”

    Morning raids? Apart from being utter fucking morons, what crime have these cunts commited? Police morning raids? Was it on Facebook perhaps.

    If the cops want to arrest real fucking terrorists sympathisers and antisemites perhaps they should attend mosques and listen to the Imams. Or haul in the scum at the pro Palestine marches.

    And dont expect any police attendance if you are burgled. Unless it is by the ‘Far Right’.

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/nine-arrested-after-group-celebrated-adolf-hitler-s-birthday-at-oldham-pub/ar-AA1EoGbi?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=6c638cfdab8849e3a27cf445c2aab3f3&ei=8

  4. The geniuses who are in charge of building 1.5 million houses (because of course nobody’s been building any houses in this country for the last 20 years have they??!!!! 🤔) that have decided they are going to build the majority of them on flood plains.

    None of them can see a flaw in this cunning plan of course. There’s a reason why no houses have been built on them before. The clue is in the name.

    Over a decade ago, the Government (running out of other people’s money again), decided they couldn’t afford to pay the huge subsidies to insurance companies for offering cover to owners of property in the ” flood risk areas”. At that time the insurance companies threatened to withdraw cover because of this.

    Well anyone who has ever tried to get a mortgage knows that no insurance = no mortgage.

    By the way this government and previous governments do give subsidies to insurance companies to cover these houses which is one of the reasons that your premiums go up every year.
    Why is it my responsibility to fix and pay for their fucking problems?
    They don’t fix or pay for mine.

    So how long then before about 75% of these properties become either:
    1) unsaleable?
    or
    2) condemned?

    They’ll only be like Barratt Homes/Persimmon
    Contractors will cut corners to get them built in time and never come back to do any “snagging”. There’s bound to be all sorts of “surprises” for anyone who buys and moves into them.

    As usual it’s yet another short term solution. That’s right. Kick the can down the road for the tax payer to pick up the bill in 20 years time.

    Naaaah it’ll be fine 🤨🤨

    As a wise man once said “This country is finished”

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/05/07/rayner-building-blitz-risks-thousands-uninsurable-homes/

  5. Britain 2025 the newest member of the low trust society.

    Perusing the Internet this weekend, and I saw two items about greggs.
    One was a video of an employee putting a bike lock on the drinks fridge, not sure where it was but I could have a pretty good guess..

    Second was greggs announcing price rises to combat the losses it taking from shoplifting vermin in its stores.

    I Don’t blame them as plod and the government have giving up on policing anti social behaviour, preferring low risks targets like pensioners on Facebook.

    The saying import the third world become the third world is spot on nowadays.

    And hilariously today a news headline that labour could deport migrants that commit any crimes..

    Seeing as we can’t get rapists and murderers out because their sons don’t like foreign chicken nuggets, that is risible to think someone stealing a steak bake will be ejected from Britain.

    So enjoy the price rises and longer waits.
    Diversity is our strength.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/34880218/greggs-prices-hikes-theft/

  6. Alan Cumming:

    Just look at the picture below and it immediately provokes the word poofter.

    This mincing, middle-aged Poundland Oscar Wilde iron, presented last nights BAFTA awards, the annual mutual back-slapping event for left wing luvvies and champagne socialists.

    Cummings is one of those effeminate “men” who loves to drag in the fact that he is quare at any and every opportunity. He is Scottish, and has always been bottom of the barrel, despite decamping (or camping) to Hollywood, where he was treated as the Z lister he is.

    Trust the BBC to find a bloody fairy to prance about for your delectation. I suppose Alan Carr was having an important meeting on Hampstead Heath last night, so was unavailable:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14700873/BAFTA-Alan-Cummings-opening-awards-introduction-beg-it.html

  7. James O’Brien

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    On the day that our beloved leader Sir ‘TwoTier’ Keir announces the government’s plans to reduce the current ridiculous and unsustainable levels of migration to the UK, shit-eating miserablist James O’Brien kicks off, calling the proposals ‘ignorant’.

    That’s right folks. O’Shitehead’s dismayed at people ‘blaming those from other countries for issues they have in their lives’. What ‘issues’ could you possibly mean James? Could you mean concerns about grooming gangs? Can’t get a house? Can’t get a GP or dentist appointment? Gangs of fighting age men pitching up in dingies, loafing about, and costing the country billions to house and feed? Rising crime levels? Areas of our cities now unrecognisable, some of which have become ‘no go’ areas? Fears of more terrorist incidents? People overstaying on visas, then claiming asylum?

    Here’s a thought Cockhead. Maybe people are worried and anxious about the sheer impact on the economic, social and cultural future of the nation, and see it under threat when masses of migrants, many undocumented, pitch up at a rate which seems to have rocketed out of control. It doesn’t (as you snidely imply) make them rascists or fascists. It makes them alarmed citizens and hard-pressed taxpayers.

    O’Gobshite burbled on ‘where will migrants go if they are unable to be in the UK?’.
    Mmm… Well. Maybe the question you should have asked dear boy is ‘where will they go if they’re able to be in the UK?’. Go on; give us the benefit of your wisdom.

    This ain’t the first time that I and others have cunted this weasel, and I’m sure that it won’t be the last. He’s a wanker who thinks he knows better than everybody else what’s good for them. Fuck off, you horrible tosser.

    https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/2054042/james-obrien-meltdown-migration-lbc

  8. Doctor Who needs cunting again…

    The once much loved family show and British television institution, now the jewel in the BBC’s deviant degenerate woke crown has reached a new low.

    The Capaldi (poor sod) with the black dyke horseface time was bad. Then the gruesome Whittaker Chibnall era was excruciating. Then there was Tennant and Tate’s horrendous comeback, with an (willingly) emasculated turned ker-weer Tennant and a diabolical tranny circus act. And then came the ultimate woke clothes horse and poster boy. The chocolate McDuff, Ncunti Gayblack, aided by Russell .T. Depraved, spouting the worst woke shit yet.

    ‘But… But can it get worse?’
    Oh yes….

    In a forthcoming episode, there will be an Intergalactic song contest. Basically Doctor Who meets Eurovision. That alone is sickening enough.

    Ncunti Gayblack will team up with none other than Graham Norton and Rylan Clark. A doughnut punching triple bill. In other words, a shamelessly gay infestation. With all the filthy double entendres and innuendos you’d expect from them. The fact that kids will see it will not bother them or Russell. T. Watt. I also expect the slimy John Barrowman to also turn up as the revolting Captain Jack. Pulling guns out of his arse and making remarks about threesomes with men (as he’s done before).

    From the likes of the great Patrick Troughton and Tom Baker to this.🙄

    Naturally, the Beeb love it.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crldj0x9x9eo

  9. Stacey Solomon:

    BAFTA produced a whole range of cuntery last night. To complete my brace, I offer you Stacey Solomon, a piece of low rent trailer trash, a chav who struck it lucky, became the face of Primark (now that is a strong recommendation indeed!), and now making numerous TV shows with her wimp of a husband, ex- Eastenders actor, ex “presenter” (whatever that is) and as thick as pig shit – the thinking man’s Joey Essex (whatever happened to that little turd?)

    Last night the little trollop turned up at BAFTA in her wedding dress (“well, I’ve only ever worn it once), convinced her latest tacky BBC “reality” series (are they a real married couple or is little Joe a quare?) would earn her one of those plastic statues – and she didn’t get one. La’ Solomon is VERY angry. Here she is and just be grateful you don’t have to suffer her halitosis and B.O.:#

    (I bet old Joe suffered a rogering with her strap on last night!)

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/34913319/furious-stacey-solomon-huge-rant-after-failing-win-bafta/

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