Nominations


Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

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✔️ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk 🗑️.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in 🗑️.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for 🗑️.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation & spacing. Unreadable equals 🗑️.
[5] Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days, otherwise it’s 🗑️.

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Do NOT ask questions or add comments to nominations unless:
➡️ specifically requested by an admin, or
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➡️ you are the original nominator and are making a correction, or
➡️ you are adding a link at the request of the nominator or an admin
If you break this rule, you may be moderated indefinitely or possibly banned.

NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

8 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. The French are cunts.

    There are many reasons to nominate the French as cunts but this one hits us right where it hurts.

    The French Navy/Border Patrol are handing out life Jackets to the illegal scum crossing the channel (well halfway before our coast guard pick them up)

    But, but, but, they are saving lives, yes having a life jacket would help if some cunt falls in the drink, the counter argument is they are Enabling the illegal crossings.
    I am sure that somewhere in this story is pressure from the French ‘left’ and NGO’s because virtually all the cunts who drown do so in French waters.

    However, anyone who climbs into a rubber boat with 60 other cunts with or without a life jacket is doing so at their own risk and it isn’t anyone else’s responsibility to ensure their safety.

    Why not just put the cunts on P&O, that would smash the gangs, no customers no business 😂

    https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisis-france-life-jackets-people-smuggling-uk-small-boat-video

  2. Christina Solometo.

    Another day, another disgrace. From the low that was ‘fart crime’ only 3 months back, this unashamed smiling 44 year old settled some sort of road rage altercation by purposely sitting on the bonnet of the other party’s car. Did autocorrect change that to sitting?

    It did. The required word was : shitting. Liquid shit, by all accounts. Theres a (viral)video. I, for one, shall not be watching it.

    Arrested since, not a hint of shame or contrition. Proud as punch if her statements and grinning (ugly) mugshot are anything to go by. And of course, a plug for her Onlyfans(not in the link article, but in others).

    Subhuman. Should be ignored big picture really, but deserving of some disdain at the same time. Thus the cunting.

    https://www.delcotimes.com/2025/05/01/delco-pooper-caught-charged-after-video-of-incident-goes-viral/

  3. Raiders of the Private Pension Pots, part 2.

    Some of you may remember a nomination of mine, published on February 14th this year.
    No, don’t worry, I’ve attached a link to it, because I’m lovely like that!

    Anyway, I came across this.

    https://londonlovesbusiness.com/rachel-reeves-plans-for-your-pension-which-is-dangerous-and-misguided/

    For those of you who can’t be arsed a brief summary.

    “The UK Treasury is reportedly preparing to formalise an agreement that would see Pension Funds commit a significant slice of their assets – up to 10% – into private markets, with 50% required to be channelled in UK investments.”

    This comes with the warning that, if firms don’t comply, the Government may legislate to force the move.

    Today, businesses. Tomorrow private savings accounts.

    It’s well worth reading the entire article, btw.

  4. Vets ( again)

    You might remember that I commented on the Vets nomination, that was posted recently about taking my dog to the vets for a 6 monthly health check?
    No? No matter. Anyway, he needs a dental, so he was booked in for today, Friday 9th May. So, he was starved from 10pm last night and denied water from 7am today.

    Now, keep in mind he’s had the same vet since I got him in 2019, as a rescue from Gran Caneria, and he had a dental 7 days after I got him, and they are aware he’s a rescue from there.

    He’s also been at the vets, end of March, in pain. At no point has anyone asked me if he’s been tested for Brucellosis, not 2 weeks ago at his health check and booking him in for the dental, nor this morning as I signed the consent form.

    So, I had to collect him from the vets, hours after I dropped him off, untreated until the results of the fucking £107 blood tests come back!

    Rinse you? Your aren’t joking, then they wring you out!

    No link, but I’ll find summat.

  5. The Markle-Lima Podcast

    *Cue ‘Jaws’ soundtrack* dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum

    Yes just when you thought it was safe to go back onto Youtube, up pops Meghan ‘Duchess of Deceit’ Markle’s first ever podcast interview with some slightly odd
    and creepy American woman by the name of Jamie Kern Lima. And yes, it really is every inch the smarmy West Coast cringefest you’d expect it to be.

    Little Miss Sparkle is, of course, every bit the self-obsessed fake we’ve come to expect, spewing out her usual word salad in that insufferably oily voice; ‘I know that I’m a great friend, I know the kind of mom I am, I know how I show up, and I love being able to be that person burble blah’. Lima chips in with vacuous comments like ‘I’m getting emotional right now’ (aren’t we all dear).

    Or how about ‘it’s not about the grandeur of a gesture. It’s about I see you. I’m nurturing you and I see you so deeply and I love being able to see your growth’ from Meagain. ‘I have full body chills right now’ twitters Lima.

    Oh there’s more of this airheaded, self absorbed nonsense; MUCH more, but I’ll leave you to seek it out for yourself if you’re interested and think you can stand it. Meantime, here’s a teaser to put you in the mood. I warn you however that your most likely reaction is a headlong rush to get your head over the loo before you barf. It’s the expected reaction to the sight of watching two of the phoniest, least likeable, least self- aware and most up themselves people imaginable vying to be the biggest cunt in the room.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aINDQ3K4GuA

  6. Lynx lower body spray..
    Just witnessed this advert.

    https://youtu.be/_ILS41bB5Gg?si=w9jwVG2yGSGCUGX1

    What the actual fuck..

    People spraying their bollocks, arsehole’s and feet to mask their revolting odour.
    God knows who they are aiming this product at.
    Lazy, smelly cuts who can’t be bothered to wash or shower.

    Are our streets and public spaces to be filled with vermin spraying their never regions for all to see.

    Five pounds a can with the promise of 72 hour protection..
    Personally anyone in this country who doesn’t shower in 72 hours should be shot on sight.

    So fuck off lnyx, stop enabling stinky people.

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