Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.

In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.

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  1. All bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks data data data data science science flatten the curve.No Doris I want to flatten YOU

    • Most jib jabs are administered by re-skilled road sweepers. A neighbour was complaining that his arm had ‘swelled up like a Zeppelin’ after his booster at a special local ‘walk-in’ jabattoir. Hardly surprising as the new have-a-go heroes get involved to help out. Still, it is what Jesus would have wanted sayeth the PM, quoting direct from the ‘Second Book of Covids’.

    • Ha ha ha all the sheep continuing their jib jabs.Drugged up to their eyeballs.Not for me thanks Doris.Blame the MSM and the SAGE and Onion party for our mess.

  2. More stories about anti vax loonies turning up at celebrities homes and ‘serving’ them with some shite about them being traitors or shills or something. They made a big fuss about it a couple of weeks ago, by turning up mob handed to hand some garbage to Jeremy Vine about him being accused of pro vax propaganda.
    I don’t have any time for the celebrities concerned, but harassing them at their homes in front of their families? If I thought there was the remotest chance these pricks would visit me, I’d have a bucket of cat shit ready and waiting.
    Thick cunts.

    • Jeremy Vine and his radio show = Pro vax propaganda.

      I still listen to this cunt on radio 2 from time to time
      (used to be a regular listener once over) and he’s nothing short of being an absolute fucking disgrace.

      I will say though that these lot who are trying to serve Vine or the likes of Alan “I’ll do absolutely anything for money even when it’s the blatantly wrong decision” Shearer, with papers through their letterboxes or whatever else, are just pissing in the wind.

      • I keep it in a food recycling bin at the bottom of my garden, so it’s not stinking up the bin out front. Then, before bin day, I whack it in the big bin. It’s in small doggie type bags from the cat litter tray, so it’s bagged, and ready to launch.
        I hope this has answered your question, as it seems to be if some importance.

  3. Oh look, how surprised am I that there is another lockdown planned. Please correct me if I’m wrong, but how did a new pile of lies get to the UK if only compliant fucking morons are allowed to fly? I admire you for taking an experimental test. But come on. You seriously think they are trying to protect your health?

  4. It seems we will soon be able to consign this thread to the dustbin of history, thanks to the Pope. The papal cunt took a break from hammering home the refugees welcome schtick to say he was asking god to sort out covid for him. It’s a bit late popey, you should have been on the case a year and a half ago, asking the the big beard what the fuck, and why has he chucked another virus to fuck us around. This was after he was pictured unwrapping a nudish fake baby and going down on it, like it was some pea dough training aid, a mucky resuss Anne if you imagine.
    Never mind, the refugees didn’t go unmentioned this Christmas, as the Poundland pope of England, greasy cunt Welby, told us all to take them all in.
    Not him, obviously, or popey, and neither see the need to flog a couple of gold hats, or gold thrones to help them either. Lead by example eh?

      • Perhaps he doesn’t have the big guys ear after all?
        Or, more likely, it’s a massive rip off of the gullible by a bunch of fiddy kiddler charlatans.
        Morning Ruff.

      • You could be right.
        Nothing wrong in the slightest in my opinion with a bit of spiritualism or having a personal faith of some kind or other.
        For example – clinging to the hope of being reunited with loved one’s should they pass away…
        Nothing wrong with that for me and probably better than thinking there’s absolutely fuck all and that’s it.
        Just my thoughts on it though and each to their own.

        Organised religion on the other hand is a cunt and this Pope Francis character is a colossal cunt.

        Good Morning GJ

      • Heaven forfend! 😳

        But….

        Is there a Heaven?
        I’d like to think so
        Standards of living
        They’re rising daily
        But home oh sweet home
        It’s only a saying
        From bell push to faucet
        In smart town apartment
        The cottage is pretty
        The main house a palace
        Penthouse perfection
        But what goes on
        What to do there
        Better pray there
        Open plan living
        Bungalow ranch style
        All of it’s comforts
        Seem so essential
        I bought you mail order
        My plain wrapper baby
        Your skin is like vinyl
        The perfect companion
        You float my new pool
        De luxe and delightful
        Inflatable doll
        My role is to serve you
        Disposable darling
        Can’t throw you away now
        Immortal and life size
        My breath is inside you
        I’ll dress you up daily
        And keep you till death sighs
        Inflatable doll
        Lover ungrateful
        I blew up your body
        But you blew my mind

        Morning Gutstick 👍

      • You are correct HJ, how these bastards have monetized that hope and used it to exert power is a crime against humanity.
        Good afternoon to you too.🙂

  5. Expect an announcement Tuesday morning, if its what we’re all expecting, thanks you cunt, I’ve been invited to a brunch at 1pm, and I’m fucking going.
    Just back from Boxing Day meal at the local carvery. Our server, lovely girl, told us the staff had been informed they were OK for work yesterday and today, and they’d be told tomorrow if there was any work for them.
    The hospitality people are often the first to know.

    • Guaranteed.The spineless weak piss poor “Prime Minister” will listen to the SAGE and Onion party and declare a new lockdown.As a nation we are screwed.Take them all the tower for treason.I reckon at least until the end of January.I despair at our weak government.I am not taking one piece of advice from these arseholes.Flog them all.

  6. I have had the occassional sneezing fit over the past 2 to 3 days. An almost continuous runny nose. I am coughing up phlegm (a little). From my chest which feels heavy and congested.

    I am not constantly coughing. I dont have a sore ghroat. I dont have a fever. I dont have a headache. I am not overly- tired. I have my sense of taste. I am not short of breath. My breathing is regular.

    I simply cannot ‘self isolate’ because ill members of my family need me. Even the mention of it can send one person into a panic. So I am not going to test myself.

    Have I got it?

      • Yes I’m fine Chunky. Its a funny one. You want to the right thing. But…but I cannot self-isolate for how many days it takes because I have to be available for people around me.
        Belated Merry Christmas to all.

      • I tested myself before visiting my mother on Christmas day, because two people in work had covid the week before and were back before we finished. I am more than willing to take chances with with my own health, but I’m not prepared to risk others.

  7. Anyone think that Johnson’s refusal to introduce more “lockdown” measures is as much to torpedo Sturgeon after she had previously trumped him with Covid measure announcements, as it is to do with ” following the science” which he was adamant was the way to go?

    If so,bravo to the useless Cunt….he’s stitched her up like a kipper.

    • How long before we are back to square one in “further restrictions”?.He is a total shit weasel.The Javbot said “celebrate carefully”.Twat.Come new year a new lockdown.The SAGE and Onion party frothing at their mouths crying out for a lockdown.Swivel eyed loons.Are they running our country?No.Arrogant shit gibbons.

  8. Only 8,500 in hospital according to the ONS today, not said with what, can’t believe it’s all Chinese rona virus related.

    If the NHS can’t cope with 8,500 customers when it’s got more money than many small countries and is the biggest state run employer outside of commie China and Cuba then it needs totally disbanding.

    I’ll happily stop paying NI contributions and fund private options.

    PS, all smokers, drinkers and fat cunts should pay for their treatment,

    That is all, get to fuck SAGE, Sturgeon, Drakeford and the ECB.

    • I used to be of the opinion that the obese etc should pay for their own treatment but if you do that then the same argument can be applied to the unvaccinated. It’s not a slope worth going down imo.

  9. I had the two jabs, like an obedient, brainwashed fool, but now it’s boosters? Excuse my ignorance, but wasn’t two supposed to do the job?
    Now, the booster loses its effectiveness after 10 weeks, what’s the point?
    Until and unless there’s further research and testing and trials, I’m not letting anyone inject any shit into me.
    For all I know, I’ve had 2 shots of sterile water, a placebo, in effect.

  10. Here’s a snippet.
    Talking to the surgical secretaries at work today and they are in the process of cancelling all appointments in March possibly February too as the 4 surgical consultants have been told they could be on standby by look after patients on the wards.
    The air was blue with all of them saying at least 100 or more operations could be lost and patients lost to this insane move.
    Fucking government and trust have no idea.

  11. The French, I would have cunted them but it’s Covid related so I will put it here, cunts are going to stop Brits who live in EU countries driving through Frog land from Calais.
    It makes sense, they don’t want infected people in their country, except for the 1000’s of illegals heading for Calais carrying god knows what disease 😂

    No trains from Victoria until 10th Jan, Staff shortages due to Covid, the country coming to a standstill without restrictions, all Boris had to do was hold his nerve and the infections would do the job for him

  12. I had my booster yesterday and I must admit, it’s the first one to make me feel a bit weird…light headed etc

    I can’t not have these things or I wouldn’t be able to keep hold of some well paying contracts so I guess I’m being forced in one way or another.

    Ah well, I’ve always wanted to mutate so I’m looking forward to diving deep under the sea to see the Old Ones or settling down in Innsmouth.

  13. Dr Robert Malone talks with Joe Rogan
    https://open.spotify.com/episode/3SCsueX2bZdbEzRtKOCEyT

    “Dr. Robert Malone is the inventor of the nine original mRNA vaccine patents, which were originally filed in 1989 (including both the idea of mRNA vaccines and the original proof of principle experiments) and RNA transfection. Dr. Malone, has close to 100 peer-reviewed publications which have been cited over 12,000 times”

    When the inventor of mRNA tech starts speaking up, you know there’s a big problem.

  14. The SAGE and Onion party are frothing at their mouths saying further restrictions if needed.Bollocks.Are they in charge?Nope.Traitors.To the tower.Why can’t we continue as we are?Stop treating us as children.Crawl back to your caves you dumb shits.Modelling blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah piss off.

  15. Fascist Australia, home of the new covaids brown shirts, has admitted they now have 80,000 ppl seriously injured from covaid vaccine poisoning, paralized, bell pausey etc…they are now setting up a compensation plan as half of these poor cunts are disabled for life…what about the thousands killed by the filthy jabs? they have kids that need looking after….any cunt pushing the killer vax can cunt right off.
    see australian news 7 channel

  16. Well, I’ve got the dreaded lurgy. Feel OK aside from some cold symptoms and a slight shortness of breath at certain points.

  17. I had to have a look at this 80,000 people injured in Australia claim. When I found the link to the Australian channel 7 news, they actually said 79,000 have had an adverse reaction, they did not say how many were caused true long lasting harm or died.

    Yes it is true that the Aus govt have a claim scheme and will pay out if you had to spend at least 1 night in hospital with any of these following being vaxxed:

    -Anaphylactic reaction
    -Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome
    -Myocarditis
    -Pericarditis
    -Capillary leak syndrome
    -Demyelinating disorders including Guillain Barre Syndrome (GBS)
    -Thrombocytopenia, including immune Thrombocytopenia, identified as a final diagnosis.

    So all you need to do is check in say 6 months time how much the Aus govt have shelled out in compo and for how many people, if they’ll tell you that is. Over here in the UK, some plucky person wrote to the ONS asking how much has been paid out in Covid vax compo and the ONS might as well have said piss off! Here is ONS response to the FoI request:

    https://www.ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transparencyandgovernance/freedomofinformationfoi/covid19vaccinedeathandinjury

    Make of that what you will but I don’t like the lack of transparency a jot.

    • Apologies, the question to the ONS was how more along the lines of how many people and what were the injuries, not how much was paid out. Come to think of it asking how much might have been a better question.

    • The yellow card reporting is published, not hidden

      https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-vaccine-adverse-reactions/coronavirus-vaccine-summary-of-yellow-card-reporting

      Not money paid out but how many have had particular reactions

      On the Australia figure, if our data is typical then the vast majority of adverse reactions with be headache and fever.
      If, as the cunter suggested, that 80,000 were well and truly fucked it would be all over the media and the vaccine rollout would have been halted, if anyone doesn’t believe that then there is no hope.

      • Re Yellow Card, I never said that was hidden. I was referring to the FoI request that could not be answered because ONS don’t have their house in order (so they say) and therefore the information is exempt from being given.

        YC is only a reporting system that doctors or indeed patients can use post- vaccine and until those reports are ratified and duplicates removed, it is not an accurate reflection of the number of injuries. Yellow Card could be quite erroneous and/or not the complete picture, but its better than nothing. I still think the ONS and the govt should hurry up with the process of reporting on this subject because it is important; I don’t see how its that difficult. The first vaccine was doled out ages ago.

        Clearly 80,000 people did not die or suffer major harm in Australia. Seems to come from twats on Twitter misquoting Channel 7’s report.

      • The ONS say the will publish data at a future date, to my mind it is more important that the MHRA have real-time data to evaluate the vaccine adverse reaction risks.
        Data being given to the general public is of secondary concern, the MHRA can halt/pause vaccine roll out if the data suggests there could be a problem.
        The data can also be misinterpreted because some of the adverse effects happen naturally within the population so may or may not be specifically linked to a vaccine dose, I don’t see that transparency is an issue because as you point out the real-time data isn’t hidden.
        I have filled out the yellow card forms and they are very specific and comprehensive, the drop down lists give plenty of scope to input the correct data along with free text boxes to add additional information.

  18. I had my booster the other day.
    Fortunately im ok!
    Strewth!
    Not bad odds 1-80,000?!!
    Always been lucky me .

    Meeting more and more people who have just had corona recently (neighbours just had it)
    But no-one ill from the vaccine.
    Everyone round here can still throw a boomerang.

    • But the truthers are saying that some of the 5G towers are being turned on 5th Jan and if that doesn’t turn you into a compliant zombie, a plane will fall out of the sky and squish you! 😂

    • I have it at the moment. My aunt didn’t as far as I know but she was completely wiped out by the vaccine for weeks.

  19. DR. SAM WHITE ON CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/VI5blIdzMvS4/?s=09

    According to this group there is clear evidence of an experiment within an experiment being conducted by all the pharmaceutical companies. The data shows they have been tweaking their jab formulas and doing so in a way that avoids overlap with the other companies (so they can get data on whatever it is they’re doing to the formula).

    2022 is going to be a crazy year I think.

      • Well they’ve filed proceedings so it’s now begun legally speaking. They are saying the data is unequivocal proof that something malicious has been done; they can show clear spikes in injuries/deaths attributed to specific batches/lots of jabs, from the various jabs.

        This to me is not unreasonable and quite plausible, unlike say some of the claims about jab formula constituents e.g. magnetic, chips, etc.

    • He has, via his legal team, issued a criminal and civil case against the MHRA, that will be interesting.

      But who is Suzie Sub on WhatsApp 😂

      The letter from pjh law has been made public if anyone is interested.

    • Flurona 😂

      And people will just eat this proclamation shit up without question too. All hail thy lord, Saint Fauci!

    • I saw that in the Daily Mail. One pregnant ‘person’ in Israel with mild symptoms, yet described as having a ‘horror’ combo of flu and corona. How it can be mild yet a horror at the same time beats me.

      Don’t forget there wasn’t going to be any Turkey or Pigs N Blankets either. Cunts.

    • It’s funny being in the middle of the debate, as to some on here I’m a complete shill for scoffing at the complete nonsense and bitchute bullshittery put forward as evidence of a massive conspiracy by the caps lock commandos, yet when I talk to some about my objection to vaccine passports and any notion of anything that remotely looks like mandatory vaccination on moral, legal and its actual effectiveness grounds, I get called a tinfoiler!
      I missed my appointment for my third booster shot last week. I did this on purpose, and will not reschedule it. I had the first two for several reasons, some against my better judgment, but on balance it’s not a decision I regret as yet. However, the third booster was going to be a different vaccine to the one I had already had, and I decided that minuscule risk of an adverse reaction to the vaccine was not worth taking in the face of a rapidly diminishing threat from covid. I base that opinion on being reasonably healthy for my age, and I live alone with no children, and I take reasonable steps to keep myself clean.
      Some of my friends and family have had it, and I completely respect their reasons for doing so, as their health or circumstances differ to mine, and they respect my reasons for not having it.
      As it should be.

      • I would have probably taken a similar decision except for the fact I visited family over Christmas with grandchildren who spread fucking everything and will see them again in the coming weeks.
        I had the booster partly because the Delta variant was still flying and Omicron was an unknown at the time I had it.

        I will see how things progress and if a further booster is offered I will make that decision as and when.

        I managed to avoid Covid pre vaccine by taking sensible precautions but I am not worried about the vaccine safety, more concerned with our useless government.

      • Afternoon gentlemen. Again, if reliable information suggests it might be better to have a further vaccine in the future, I may make a different choice. As for vaccine safety, I didn’t want to be one of those extremely unlucky fuckers who suffers from an adverse reaction just as I have sorted my life out to the point where I haven’t felt this good in thirty years!
        The other two could have been administered via .44 hollow points and I would have thanked them for the release.
        What a difference six months makes eh?

      • Afternoon Gutstick, Sick.

        As with Mr Sick, I had the booster (Pfizer) over a month ago while Delta was still doing the rounds. On balance I would still have it today as I fall into the vulnerable category.

        Whether or not I go for a fourth jab all depends on how mild Omicron and subsequent variants prove to be. As things stand I am not inclined toward having a fourth jab.

      • I had my 2nd dose a few weeks before Omicron really took off. As it stands, with the evidence pointing to Omicron being significantly more mild than the other variants, I’m not inclined to get a third jab unless I’m left with no other option.

      • Re: “I am not worried about the vaccine safety, more concerned with our useless government.”

        Dead fucking right! Government directive requiring school children to wear face masks in school is seriously out of order.

      • Hehe, Masks in school 🎶you ain’t seen nothin yet🎶

        Good afternoon RTC, talking about contingency planning for up to 25% absenteeism in the public sector, in some cases would anyone actually notice 😂

      • That could actually be a good thing if the shortages end up being in NHS ‘management’.

      • Loads of public sector cunts are still working from home, and more are going that way. What exactly can you do from home in the public sector? Lazy cunts.

  20. Doris the shit weasel says “masks are compulsory for now,vaccine passports for venues,no lockdown”.Stop listening to the swivel eyed loons you shit gibbons and stop making us wear face nappies.Not a bleeding clue.Boils my piss.

    • I just don’t wear one and I have only been asked once by some nosey old cunt in a fuel station and I told him to mind his own.

      I go into a store most days, I have no health condition which require me not to wear one…I just choose not to.

      I was brought up to wash my hands, cover my mouth when coughing or sneezing and use manners so I don’t need to be told to do these basic things.

      • I fully agree.We have no requirement to wear these stupid masks to start.Blame the swivel eyed loons in the SAGE and Onion party.Lousy Communists.Carefully check the data bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Doris is a sheep.No Doris jump in front of a bus and die you fat albino turk.

      • Spanky@ – An acceptable response is “fuck off” – or failing that (I love this one) saying “I can’t hear or understand a thing you’re saying with that on”, wait for them to take it off and shout “MURDERER! Are you trying to kill us all? Call the powlees”!
        Turn their own hypocrisy and bullshit back on them.

  21. Just watched the Boris, Pat and Chris show…..

    It was as expected, keep calm and carry on….

    Oh and get Booooooooooooooosted

    • Was it a shit show?I want to throw a hand grenade into their “meeting”.They make watching paint dry seem interesting.Boring arseholes.

      • I just engage in mocking laughter now. Stick your bullshit up your fat arse Johnson the cunt.
        Fucking clown.

  22. Agreed Vernon.Same old same old.Repeat repeat repeat.Do us all a favour SAGE and Onion party please jump off a cliff.No use to no one.Doris needs to grow a spine.

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