Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.

In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.

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    • If I was cynical I’d reckon the chinks are doing this on purpose now, the cunts have gone to far now!, utter cunts!!!!!

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  2. Cases

    Corona cases, to be specific.

    Let’s all panic when they find a couple of dozen “new cases”. Let’s ignore the fact that those cases are probably not severe, and that most of those affected/infected wouldn’t have known anything about it if they hadn’t tested positive.

    They keep finding new cases because they keep looking for them.

    On the other hand, if they were to test the whole population then the death rate will look ridiculously low. I expect that most of us have already had it without noticing, and those who have sadly died of it (or with it?) will suddenly become a much smaller percentage of a much bigger case number.

    I want them to stop going on about cases without qualifying them as severe, or at least noticeable!

    Nominated by: Paul McCuntley

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  4. Have been various news reports on AlJazeera of countries, who have lifted their lockdown restrictions either partially or completed, now witnessing huge spikes in infections, resulting in new lockdowns.

    Countries such as Saudi Arabia, Madagascar, UAE, South Africa, Israel and Palestine to name but a few.

    On top of all this, some countries with lockdowns already in place are still seeing significant rises in daily infections/deaths – India, Russia, Germany, Brazil, Mexico and the USA.

    So you’re fucked if you don’t life restrictions, and fucked if you do.

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  6. I hope you all clapped like tame sea lions last night?

    Clap for the salves, clap for the benefit mums, clap for the clappers, clap for the clappers who have the clap etc etc…….

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  8. Blimey 9 tower blocks in Victoria, Australia, have a police guard – nobody allowed out – all because of 100-odd ‘Covid-19’ cases across the entire state of Victoria. Nobody is dropping down dead in the street from this disease and now we know the mortality rate, so why the hell are people being treated like this? Victoria is gripped by some stasi lunatic.

    I see the Daily Fail readers are in favour of this hard lockdown.

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    • p.s. The entire number of ‘cases’ in Oz is a tad over 8,000 and over 7,000 recovered. Only 104 deaths in the whole of bloody Australia. A hard lockdown is totally unnecessary.

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      • On the flip side, the population density in such a vast country like Oz, is around 9 people/mi² with a population of almost 26m spread over just under 8m km²

        Compare that to the UK with a pop of 67m and land area of just 243k km². The density here therefore is 724 cunts per square mile!

        No wonder our death rate is so high!

      • Hey Technocunt 🙂 Australia as a whole is less populated than the UK, however, most folks down under live on the coast.

        No matter, my calculator makes out that the death rate in UK is 0.08% and in Oz it is 0.003%- the poor buggers in Victoria need to stick two fingers up to their authorities.

    • Mine will have a message on it. And/or a big hole in the middle. This is my shortlist:

      “Oppression”

      “Fuck Boris”

      “Happy now, cunt”

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  10. The cuntinuing corona virus “crisis” and it’s management by clueless politician cunts.

    After initial projections of a 3% fatality rate it now looks more like 0.3%. That’s 3 in 1000 who actually get infected with the bastard.

    Back in March it looked pretty scary but drastic measures were taken and in all likelihood they have had some positive impact in slowing the spread. Awesome.

    Back in March we didn’t have much in the way of data. We do now. So if there’s a crisis it’s a crisis of awareness. The public at large has (re)learned how virus’s spread and society has embedded into practice some prudent measures that will protect us against the dreaded covid-19 and also the common cold.

    I don’t want to start listing things here but in principle is it not reasonable to expect that we have collectively learned to be a little more cautious with respect to flu like symptoms? That being the case can we not safely get back to normal so long as we apply our newly (re)acquired awareness of such illness?

    The answer ought to be yes, the crisis is over and we have adapted. Unfortunately the answer is no.

    Why? Because the gormless dickheads who “run” our respective nations are all too busy watching each other waiting for the other to make a mistake to think rationally. They are cunts and they’re making cunts of the rest of us with all this bollocks about facemasks in this scenario but not the other. What a load of utter shite. I should have called this cunting corona incuntsistencies. It’s already getting too long.

    Nominated by: Recuntable Cunt

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      • Because of the tests.

        They test and test, find positives and call them cases whether they’re even ill or not. Then the media trumpets about the increase in cases (due to the increase in testing) and everyone starts wetting themselves.

        Meanwhile, almost no one in this cuntry knows anyone who has got sick from this thing, much less died from it.

      • Sorry to disappoint but I know two people three have caught it. One has recovered and back at work but totally knackered by the aftereffects. The other is isolating.

        The third is currently on a ventilator in an induced coma.

        And my daughter works at the hospital in radiotherapy risking her life to treat cancer patients. This is especially worrying as her 13 years old son is in the vulnerable category.

        So I’m afraid you’re talking through your arse…

      • When COVID first arrived Dio, I seem to recall that you had a very different view! You were very sceptical and viewed it as no more menacing than a little local flu.
        ?

  11. Boris now says face masks are compulsory in shops.£100 fine if you don’t wear one.Democracy.What democracy?Masks on public transport.Masks at work.Now in shops.The sheeple are pleased.

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  12. As my Mother is staying with me for a while, I had to turn on Sky News yesterday. Blimey, it was just like repetitious mind control with built in bs:

    “Virus Pandemic – wash your hands… the virus can live on plastic and stainless steel for up to 72 hours. There is no evidence to suggest that you can catch the virus from a parcel or mail.”

    I think they show this everyday. How bloody depressing.

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    • after months the virus is active in tesco, hence the masks, but not now in pubs, after they’ve been shut for months – what kind of fuckery is this??

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      • dear admin – my old computer blew up in a fit of rage about covid19 – it couldn’t take anymore – i’m now running a new one and i think i mispelt my name yesterday – i’m sorry, it is me, your endearing Lana – please let me stay

        Oh alright then – since you asked nicely. Love – admin.

  15. The government had to eventually admit it’s the souf Asian fuckers that are spreading and catching it because they have probably not heard about it and generally do what they want.
    I’m in Aylesbury with a good few souf Asians hopefully they are not going to be doing a Blackburn on me.

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  16. for those interested in these things – this seems to be the law in england today:
    see law or fiction website

    the only general restriction remaining in England is not to gather in groups of more than 30

    say no to this tyrrany or queue up for your vaccine … oh, and fascism

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  17. Let me get this right…

    Anyone who doesn’t wear a mask in a shop from Friday onwards will get chucked out and/or fined.

    Yet scores of feral screaming unmasked students and soapdodgers were allowed by the dibble to cause mayhem and property damage?

    Fuck right off!

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  18. Straight from the government website, exemptions on mask wearing:

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/face-coverings-when-to-wear-one-and-how-to-make-your-own/face-coverings-when-to-wear-one-and-how-to-make-your-own

    You do not need to wear a face covering if you have a legitimate reason not to. This includes:
    young children under the age of 11
    not being able to put on, wear or remove a face covering because of a physical or mental illness or impairment, or disability
    if putting on, wearing or removing a face covering will cause you severe distress
    if you are travelling with or providing assistance to someone who relies on lip reading to communicate
    to avoid harm or injury, or the risk of harm or injury, to yourself or others
    to avoid injury, or to escape a risk of harm, and you do not have a face covering with you
    to eat or drink, but only if you need to
    to take medication
    if a police officer or other official requests you remove your face covering

    So the ‘putting on, wearing or removing a face covering will cause you severe distress’ sounds like my excuse. I wonder how that will wash when I say that?

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  19. A quarter of New Delhi population estimated to have been infected with the Rona virus. You might start to think that nature is trying to balance things up a tad.

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  20. I will throw the bloody radio out of the workshop if I hear these overused words again today:

    1) Mandatory
    2) The new normal
    3) Face covering
    4) Simple face covering
    5) Mask
    6) “Have to” (e.g. wear a mask in shops)
    7) The Guidance
    8) The science
    9) “Shielding”
    10)Social distancing
    Absolutely pissed off by those words and the wankers who spout them

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  21. Any thoughtless entitled fuckwitted mongs who flew to Spain for their ‘holidays’ should not be let back in again.

    … Or they should be shot.

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    • I have a degree of sympathy for those who booked before any of this shit kicked off and are faced with going or losing their money.

      The travel companies were running the flights so if you don’t go then you lose because your travel insurance won’t cover you.

      And remember that government did warn when the rules were laid down that restrictions could be imposed at any time with no prior notice as has happened with Spain.

      I’ve had 2 holidays cancelled by the operator but I’ve got one in the UK in August booked last year. I wouldn’t be booking it now but hindsight is a wonderful thing. I also have a river trip booked for the Autumn. It may or may not happen but if I cancel, I will lose thousands…

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      • Fully in agreement with your first sentence. But anyone who booked a holiday abroad after this shit kicked off needs to be sectioned.

      • I agree, why after all this shit would you book a holiday to one of these mong holes AFTER being told it’s a shitty idea?

        I do feel for those losing money but not for those bellends who rushed to book when the restrictions were “lifted”

        The deserve all they get.

  22. Is it not time to remove this cretinous cabal from our midst?
    just how much more tyranny do people want to put up with?
    for a global death rate of 0.006 there is NO pandemic whatsoever – this is tyranny
    boris talking of oncoming second wave – he is a fucking loon and in the capture of big pharma – he is NOT in charge of the cuntry or his fucking brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GET RID OF THEM

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    • With a bit of luck you’ll be proven wrong when the ventilator tube is rammed down your throat. At least then you won’t be able to talk such bollocks…

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  23. Am not a big fan of Boris generally, and his complete lack of joined-up-thinking managing the Covid-19 thing only demonstrates he is either out of his depth and/or listening to the wrong people!

    But looking at the bigger picture, he is not alone in his no-win scenario. Reading some articles on Al Jazeera this morning, would indicate countries across the world that thought they had the virus under control and thus started easing lockdown, are now seeing spikes again, resulting in reversals and more restrictions.

    Brazil, Mexico, the US, Russia, India, Japan, Australia (especially Victoria), France, Italy, South Korea, China et al, have all announced rises in cases after they thought they were on top of things.

    So its not just Boris, but other leaders across the world, who really don’t have any idea how to control this thing once and for all

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    • I’d be happy if, just for once, the rules we’re supposed to follow were consistent, made sense and stopped being so fucking contradictory.

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    • It always seems to me that it’s easy to spout off when you’re in opposition. Look at the ridiculous policies that the Lib Dems had under Clegg. Then he found himself in government and it all went tits up. Look at their stupid policy to force 0.7% of gdp on foreign aid. Total crap.

      Starmer is the same. Quick to slag off Boris but never actually coming up with a policy or suggesting an alternative. Just like consultants : can tell you when it’s wrong but can’t do it themselves.

      Keir Starmer – the Greta Thunberg of Parliament…

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  28. Top 10 areas with highest Coronavirus spikes:

    Blackburn – Labour
    Leicester – Labour
    Rochdale – Labour
    Bradford – Labour
    Luton – Labour
    Kirklees – Labour
    Rotherham – Labour
    Sandwell – Labour
    Calderdale – Labour
    Wakefield – Labour

    Funny that, eh?

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  29. 50 million masks that can’t be used in the NHS……… absolute bollocks!!

    What they really mean is they can’t be used on the Covid coal face because they are ear loop types, the masks are as good if not better that the general loose fitting masks used in the general areas of hospitals.

    From what I could see on the news report they were stencilled with FFP2 so should be more than adequate as a general use mask

    And they can sell them to suppliers for resale to Joe public, that should cover the cost!

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  30. You when you’ve got a real pandemic? You don’t have to falsifiy death certificates on an industrial scale. Deaths were below the 5 year average until the lockdown. The excess deaths were due to closing the NHS for 3 months, withdrawing GPS and ambulances from care homes, withholding antibiotics from care homes and putting all sick residents on end of life pathways. DNR notices were also placed on the files of all over 60 NHS patients without their consent. Turns out you’re all cunts who bought the Coronahoax, hook, line N sinker. Apart from Lana Del Cunt.

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