Yodel [2]

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Yodel are cunts, once ordered some paint online, dispatched by Yodel.

Sat in all day waiting, heard the cunt pull in to our close (a cul-de-sac with one road in/out).
Looked out of window, saw it was Yodel, put my shoes on and walked to the front door, cunt was then pulling away!

Rang Yodel up to complain, was told the driver had attempted delivery and left a card, tore the bitch a new one calling her a lying cunt and explained what happened. She put me on hold and rang the driver, he came back 2 hours later and actually delivered the paint, he was not fucking happy!

He obvious drove to my address so his tacometer/gps showed he did his route but didnt even get out of the van, cunt.

Then a couple of years later ordered a new 28″ monitor for the PC, again it was Yodel (ffs)
tracking said dispatched, never turned up, eventually after ringing Yodel and complaining it was delivered 2 days later, unboxed to find the LCD panel broken!

Had to fuck about for another 3 days getting them to come pick it up and be returned.

FUCKING USELESS CUNTS

Nominated by: Boaby

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I’ve just narrowly avoided losing a parcel to fucking Yodel.

Despite standing instructions to leave any packages with my nearest neighbour (which on my street is 60 yards away), the dumb cunt still put it in my blue bin, which was out for collection. Yep, the thick twat put my cardboard wrapped parcel in a bin that was FULL of paper and cardboard. I actually returned home at the same time the bin wagon arrived.

I literally saved my parcel with seconds to spare.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw