Quick double cunting. Now, I could cunt the English Rugby Team, the RFU, and practically any English rugby player who has ever existed every hour of every day, but I choose not to because I understand I am a bitter Welshman.

This cunting involves potato-faced, princess shagger Will Carling and super-cunt Chris Ashton. Ashton who has form as long as my forehead for being a extremely sly, obnoxious cunt has outdone himself by trying to blind a fellow professional by gouging him while throwing him to the floor. He was caught and subsequently banned. Cuntish act given an appropriate cunting by the authorities. This is where Will sticks royal dipped cock in, saying….

“He’s worked incredibly hard to get back. When he first appeared, he was outstanding and it would’ve been great to see him back. It’s very sad he won’t be there and I’m sure Eddie Jones will be frustrated.”

Very sad??! Very sad that we wont see his irritating face being a cunt on a rugby field for 10 weeks??! Not that the poor fucker might have had to pick up his eyeballs from the pitch then William??

Typical public school boy, bullying, oik hating CUNT.

Nominated by: Cunto O’Macunto