The Barmy Army are a bunch of tedious cunts, but Vic Flowers, the leader, deserves a special mention.

Dressed up like a cunt with his singlet and big hat with St George cross on it, imploring these matey ballbags to commence another of the long since boring ‘barmy army’ chants, they are past their sell by date, just like most of the current England team.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love my cricket. I went to the first test in Brisbane but the idea that I’d be lumped in with those fuckers would make me puke. Time they fucked up forever – And that bastard trumpeter. Wankers.

Vic Flowers wiki entry says, and I kid you not :

“Flowers is a Roman Catholic and has children, but has not seen them for 20 years.”

Who the fuck could be surprised at that? He looks dodgy – like Bob Grant from On the Buses.

Nominated by: Danb