You would think it difficult to cunt off such a fine and outstanding organisation however as a member I would like to state my case.
The legion was founded at the end of the first world war and has made a lot of precedence on that particular war and its veterans to the almost exclusion of other veterans from other conflicts (and trust me there has been a fair few since then).
To whit with the above, with my legion magazine I seem to be inundated with offers for incontinence pads, rubber pants, lap trays, plastic tat, hearing aids, commemorative plates, in fact every conceivable item that I would expect to find in a charity shop or residential home. In fact since stepping down from active service I have been targeted with these mailshots to the extent that I actually wonder how I managed to do the job with my leaky bladder, joint pain, deafness, poor eyesight and bowel issues!
Seeing that this has been going on since I was 32 I would like to cunt the legion for its shit marketing department.
Nominated by: Lord Benny