I have just had my day ruined by the Cronut. When I woke I was blissfully unaware of the cronut, sadly no more….

The cronut is a cross between a croissant and a doughnut and was “invented” by some frenchist ponce in New York but is now available in UK. Well London, but hey London is all that counts, right?

Cunts are willing to queue for an hour at 7 am for the honour of paying a fiver each for one. How empty must your life be that a baked product takes on such significance?

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart