One less cunt on the BBC sofa? Possibly – with the departure of Susanna Reid to ITV daytime telly. Poor old Bill’s going to have to make do with that old slapper Minchin instead. Poor sod.

Having fallen on her arse – and a very nice arse it is – on that highlight of highbrow telly Strictly Cum Dancing, she’s dumped her ‘hubby’ and her 250 mile commute to Salford to fuck around with Ben Shepherd on another sofa instead. Sofa so good but Good Morning Britain – the graveyard of presenters? Must be a cunt.

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