I’d like to cunt Sun Life insurance or at least its ads.
“Just love parky and his famous pen”

Well you bunch of cunts at Sunlife & your cuntish ad agency, ‘Parky’ or Michael Parkinson was actually famous for being a sports (mostly cricket) journalist, yes truly a cuntish profession but that’s how he became well known. He then of course became world famous as chat show host, his favourite guest being Billy Connolly (the unfunny cunt) who was on every fucking week. He was not famous for a throw away worthless (£9.99RRP – Ha) fucking pen for applying for some positively rip off & completely useless insurance.

And who the fuck is that old Grannie that’s on every ad playing an old Grannie – what a cunt – I can only be smug in the fact that at least she’ll be dead soon – the cunt.

Nominated by: Empeef