I paid 129 dollars to see the band in the Sydney Opera House last night and fuck me I did not hear a fucking thing other than fucking clapping. They clapped at the start of the song, they clapped the whole fucking way through the song, and then they clapped at the end of the song.

Fuck knows why ‘cos you couldn’t hear a fucking thing, fucking wankers! The same thing happened at clubs in the 90’s and I’m sure that started oop North. Here’s an idea, cunts – buy a ticket to a fucking football match,any cunting team will do,and go and clap all fucking day till your hearts content or hopefully fucking stops you cunts

Nominated by: Flexicunt