Cunt that’s irritated a fellow’s bowls for many years is mock former martial artist turned crap movie blubber man crime fighter Steven (C-gal) Seagal.

Shuffles through mind minging cheap straight to DVD films wearing an ex-dracular syrup with an acting style that’s strictly mahogany. And pretends to be a sheriff in Louisiana!!

Counts Vladimir Putin as his number one fan so assured cunt status.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke