I’d like to give a cunting to Stephen Cowan,the leader of Hammersmith and Fulham Council,who,after a trip to the Jungle in Calais promised to welcome and shelter “children” from the camp. However,when the first five turned up,he promptly farmed them out to a different area,and demanded that the government pay for their keep.

Fucking typical wanker, in the great Bono and Geldoff tradition,demand that something is done,bask in their own righteousness, and expect someone else to pick up the bill. I’d make the twat care for the fuckers in his own home,might not be so keen then.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler