The Rolex watch. Worn by luminaries. Visionaries. Champions.

According to the adverts “It doesn’t just tell time.”

Yes, it does you pretentious cunts. And what’s more it’s worn by rich cunts with more money than sense.

Twenty grand for a watch? What the fuck for? I got a fake one from a bloke in Hong Kong for £50. It just tells the time. What more do could you want? Apart from snobby cunts fawning over it, obviously.

Nominated by : Dioclese