When I was a lad it was a man’s game: with fellahs just drinking beer and playing darts… Now even this has been americanized and turned into a tacky spectacle… All these cunts in fancy dress with the ridiculous stunts and other bullshit… The darts fan is now one of the biggest breed of cunts…

And darts player, Peter Wright, is a gargantuan “look at me!” tosspot…

Nominated by: Norman