Sure he must have been cunted previously (amazingly it seems not – Ed), but I’d like to re-nominate Chief Nonce Paul Gadd (aka Gary Glitter).

In Court, when asked about his previous conviction for the possession of indecent images of children, Gadd recycled the old “I was abused as a child and was just trying to work through my own issues” sob story – which is what we lawyers refer to as The Pete Townshend Defence. There’s only one thing worse than a nonce and that’s a nonce who refuses to admit his own guilt. Hang the cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West