Oprah Winfrey is long overdue a formal cunting.
Where the fuck to start… ignoring the fact that this human-sized stool sample has forged a media empire on the back of cod-psychology and psychobabble, this monster of a cunt as transmogrified through the years into some kind of Mother-Earth figure for the vapid Hollywood champagne socialists, luvvies and smug cunt liberal elite.
The crimes from this cunt are many; we could talk about simply how shit her programmes are, or how his cunt now has an ego the size of her monstrous arse. Perhaps her sudden expertise in the field of sports doping when she interviewed Lance Armstrong. Nah. I’d prefer to recall a couple of ‘cunt for the ages’ incidents instead.
Remember a few years ago when Oprah had a ‘das racis’ moment, when a Swiss handbag store reportedly ‘refused’ to sell her an expensive handbag? Of course, Oprah, with her lower-third increasingly resembling a collapsed colostomy bag, had to tell the world she had encountered a racist store on Europe. It didn’t take long before journos deduced which one it was; putting unfair spotlight on a lowly shop assistant for a simple ‘that’s expensive’ comment. You fucking diva shitcunt.
The other one is of course her recent speech at the Golden Globe awards – of course I didn’t watch it you cunts, I read about it – jumping with maximum fucking weight right onto the overflowing MeToo bandwagon, almost making the horse lame in the process.
But in the midst of all that self-promotion and right-on empowerment independent sista sileage, she forgot to mention that for years, she’d had close ties with none other than Harvey Weinstein (google both their names together and a dearth of info on them, with one Weinstein accuser regaling how he used his Oprah connection to get vulnerable women). So not just a cunt. Not just a sanctimonious cunt. Not just a hideous-looking cunt. But also an enormous, hypocritical cunt.
File this one under ‘not many cuntings, but still posessing cuntitude that can be seen from space’.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
Oprah the goddess of cunt cuntery. She is long over due for the celebrity coveted cunt award.
Oprah was last nominated in 2010. Since then, she has cuntcocted so much of her specific brand of hypocritical, phony and VERY profitable cuntributions to screwing-up society that I personally do not even know where to begin. Maybe her cozy-cunting-up to Harvey Weinstein for decades, and then setting herself up as a hero of women is a good place.
Literally too much Oprah cuntiness to choose from. All hail the 2020 President of all American Cunts.
Nominated by Bluntcunt
