NICK GRIMSHAW. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CUNTED HIM, THERE IS NO BIGGER CUNT WHO HAS EVER LIVED, IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY. IF YOU DON’T CUNT (OR RECUNT) HIM THEN THIS WEBSITE ISN’T AUTHENTIC CUNT. ENJOY MY CAPS LOCK YE CANT YE

IN FACT NOT JUST IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY, IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, IN THE HISTORY OF MATTER, SINCE THE BIG BANG. HE’S SO BIG A CUNT HE PROBABLY CAUSED THE BIG BANG FROM ONE MASSIVE FANNY FART FROM HIS QUIFFY CUNT LIPS. HOW HAS THIS CUNT GOT ON THE RADIO AND NOW THE TV

Nominated by: Curly Cuntington