Scots QC, paedo piss artist, Tory MP and fawning sycophant supporter of Margaret Thatcher, this cunt was principally famed for wearing all things tartan and copious sexual indiscretions including a whisky fuelled lunge at the aforementioned Iron Lady (strewth!). Now outed for alleged serial child rape and smelly feet.

Much claimed to have taken place at sex parties organised for the high and mighty in the jocko legal profession at a location in Edinburgh as well as at every peado’s favourite B&B (that’s Bed &Breakfast with Buggery&Bondage) in London, the Elm Guest House. While campaigning against homosexuality and gay rights, the cunning cunt managed to squeeze in a busy career as a bum boy.

Linked naturally with Cyril Smith and a closet of perverts yet to be disclosed. Apparently also shagged anti-paedo campaigner Ester Rantzen (blimey and bugger me butler!).

In the immortal words of Sir Harry Lauder “Who you tickling now Jock?”

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke