I’d like to cunt motorcycle racer Marc Marquez, now this guy guy being a 4 time world champion is obviously very good but at times and on several occasions this year he’s displayed that he has the brain of a hummingbird.

On 3 occasions this year he has ended up picking gravel out of his arse after attempting boneheaded moves and seems to have trouble accepting he can’t ride through other riders on circuit.

The little cunt needs a ban before he kills somebody.

Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants