Kelly Cates (nee Dalglish), presenter of the new pile of arsewank on Channel 5 called Football League Tonight, an utter abomination of a football highlights show, as with all new TV shows it’s all about ‘fans’ ramblings on Twitter, come on get involved with the hashtag #IAMAFUCKINGNARCISSISTCUNT

She has a face that resembles Odo from Star Trek DS9 (or she sat too close to a naked flame and her face melted)

She is only on TV because her Daddy was Liverpool (legend?) Kenny Dalglish and has about as much sex appeal as a holed-out Melon with fake hair glued to it to resemble pubes, Her voice annoys the hell out of me to the point I want to stick pens in my ears.

Nominated by: Boaby