I’d like to cunt Jeremy Irons, the precious, self-important cunt and very worst kind of luvvie. Normally his cunting would not have been a priority in a world in which Corbyn, Smith, Sturgeon, May and Hunt are all alive and active, but then I saw a photo of Irons and his wife Sinead Cusack arriving at this year’s Venice Film Festival, just after having bought their outfits at Cunts ‘R’ Us

Who the fuck does the smug cunt think he is – Lord Byron or Pandit Nehru ?

Nominated by: Fred West