Harvey Weinstein needs cunting. You’ve ruined it for all of us mate.

Took it too far with the wrong kind of birds with a half chance of having their pointless vapid banal vacuous voices heard. Should have stuck to junior administrative employees you know perhaps your fucking secretary like the sensible amongst us often do.

How am I supposed to compensate for my total lack of charm wit or a half decent line if I can’t get young female employees drunk throw some money about then whip out my erect veiny lob at a choice moment.

So well done cunt you just made the world a little less fun because you couldn’t control your misogynistic debauchery to a sensible level. You had to take the fucking piss with it.

Nominated by Fuckwit

Harvey Wankstain

This blubbery old cunt who looks like Alan Sugar’s arse has been in the news orf late principally due to the indefatigable efforts orf The New York Times. The allegations (denied) are a classic tale orf Hollywood life. Sweet innocent young gels are lured to Hollywood by prospects orf fame and fortune where powerful producer (Miramax/Weinstein Company) Mr Wankstain is top orf their list to see. However the little rosebuds get to see rather more than they expect. Wankstain is a dab hand at exposing his wizened old privates in lifts, hotel rooms, aeroplanes and taxis. Modus operandi rarely changes – the filly is trapped and given a viewing or an appearance is made in a fluffy dressing gown followed by an invitation to watch him shower and culminating in a spot orf cock sucking.

Now this been going orn for decades, indeed an open secret aroinde Sin City and Wankstain openly boasts orf having fucked and created most orf the female stars in Hollywood. A few fillies going orn old nags that cunters may have actually heard orf include Gynneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep.

Yours Truly has trundled his old arse aroinde LA orn occasion and what a dried up shite hole it is. Insincerity and aircon is the name orf the game. Bigger the agent the colder the office and the warmer the hello. Lying cunts. Not to say that YT did not get offers from “talent”. Unfortunately once they cottoned on that YT was more boraccic than they were they fannied orf sharpish. How did the cunt Wankstain do it?

“He had an elaborate system reliant on the cooperation of others: Assistants often booked the meetings, arranged the hotel rooms and sometimes even delivered the talent, then disappeared, the actresses and employees recounted. They described how some of Mr. Weinstein’s executives and assistants then found them agents and jobs or hushed actresses who were upset”.

In short those “upset” were “hushed” with £60,000-£110,000 plus gainful employ to cover their distress. The whole seedy system was administered orn behalf orf the Wankstain by lawyers and agents. Wankstain’s response? Total denial orf said allegations and a trip to the therapist (not cheap in LA).

Meanwhile the Hollywood talent has got orn its high horse (and I not mean Wankstain) and frightened Wanks in to resigning/getting fired. Moral orf the story? Don’t frighten the horses.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke