Google [3]

I would like to cunt Google for its most recent doodle of Mary Prince a “British” slave abolitionist. Her book was called Mary Prince the History of a West Indian Slave.

Fucking hell how long are professional blecks and those in the media going to bang on about slavery. It happened 300 odd years ago and the cunts are still dining out on it. Warbling on about the Holocaust is another piss boiler. Yes it happened. Shut the fuck up and move on.

We are happy to sing that Britons never never shall be slaves but that’s far from the truth where the Romans were concerned. They was bastards them Romans were and our lives was a fuckin misery, one of our people might have said. Do we still go on about it? No we fucking don’t. Cunts.

Nominated by Alan Fistula

Google [2]

Google deserve a megacunting for their fawning tribute to the evil murdering torturemonger Winnie fucking Mandela. Admittedly Google piss their dosh up the wall by paying snowflake cunts to program cool politically correct white onto their home page on a daily basis, but Winnie fucking murdering bitch Mandela. You’ve got to be fucking joking!

Who next? Pol Pot? Robert Mugabe? Joseph Stalin? Chairman Mao? Adolf Hitler?

Go for it Google. The opportunities for displaying total cuntitude are endless.

Fucking dipshits!

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Google

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I am cunting Google. The Olympian Messianic cunts have suddenly locked Safe Search on permanently on all Google searches. No discussion, no warning, thought police bastards. Matters to me because I always access ISAC through the search bar to keep search ratings for the site as high as possible.

Bastard search engine now pisses its knickers at isacunt and says it does not recognise the search term despite me having done it this way for years.Bollocks.

Much discussion orn line and despite options to turn Safe Search orf it is confirmed they do not work.
Consequently have kicked Google orf me machine and am using Bing (no problem).

Fuck orf Google. No block orn search terms like Suicide Vest or Bomb Making Materials (tried them) so what about a punter’s human right to view a spot orf porno? Hypocritical PC Cunts.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke