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“Good evening. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting on the latest migration scandal to hit the UK, the story of which is just reaching us hot off the press.
Our story begins in 2021, with the retreat from Afghanistan which allowed the Taliban to establish control over that Godforsaken hole. Subsequently a blundering oaf in officialdom (who by all accounts in still in post) was responsible for a data breach, which made public the names of Afghanis deemed ‘at risk’ for working with British forces on the ground in Afghanistan.
As a result of this cock-up, the then government began a scheme to bring these people to Britain. It’s estimated that thousands have been brought in, at a cost of billions. Naturally they’re being given priority for social housing, receiving benefits and so on. I understand that they’ve been told that they can work if they want to, but that they don’t have to. And why would they, when they can get money for doing fuck all literally for the rest of their lives?
Now you’re maybe asking yourself ‘mmm… why am I only hearing about this scandal now?’. Well the answer to your question is astonishingly simple. The then Tory government chose to keep it a shabby secret from you. That’s right; they took out a superinjunction to keep you from finding out. Needless to say, it’s a decision that Keir Shithouse and his crew have been happy to go along with, until the UK High Court overturned it recently.
There you have it. Yet more thousands flock in from a Third World shitehole, reputedly including some convicted sex offenders. You’re forking out yet again, you, you, you, you and you at the back, and naturally you’re deemed fit and able to do so by the powers-that-be. You weren’t consulted about it though. They didn’t even bother telling you about it; no, you weren’t deemed fit and able to hear the truth, in case you, er, didn’t like it and got low-down mad. You’d still be being taken for mugs and know nothing if it wasn’t for a High Court judge deciding that funnily enough, you actually had a right to know.
So it’s just one more egregious example of the political elite in this country treating the long-suffering people with arrogance and utter contempt. American statesman Thomas Jefferson once said ‘the government you elect is the government you deserve’. Don’t we just know it. To paraphrase another great American, what we’ve got is a government of cunts, by cunts, for cunts.
This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.
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