A posh, private school in Bristol founded by the Devil Himself, Edward Colston in 1710. It has proudly borne his name for 300 fucking years but now that has to change. To be fair they did conduct a survey of 2500 about dropping the name. Unfortunately 81% of the respondents voted to keep the name but they decided to fucking change it anyway. Shades of 23rd June 2016 anyone?
They haven’t decided on the new name yet but some spring to mind immediately…….

The George Floyd Academy

The Greta Thunderstorms Institute

or my personal favourite….

Posh Hypocrites Hall

Sorry Admin I can’t do links but if you don’t post this i’m putting on my prettiest dress and stitching you up for transphobia or some such shit.
You have been warned. (DA said he’d love to see you in said dress. I’m not so keen, but I’ll find a few links for you. See below. You’re welcome – NA)

I saw this story on the Sly News website this morning. They mentioned there were 2,500 responses and more than 1,000 were in favour of keeping the name:
Sly News Link.

The Guardian (who would have guessed?) actually had the balls to report 81% of respondents were in favour of keeping the name:
Guardian Link.

Best of all, an actual Bristol news website reported more than a third of respondents were in favour of retaining the name. Well I suppose 81% is more than a third, but a rather obvious attempt to disguise the feelings of the majority:
Bristol 247 Link.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog