Christopher Chope, Tory MP and massively petty bell end. Chope is the self important sack of monkey shit who today (15th June 2018), put the kibosh on the government’s attempt to bring in a law making it illegal for perverts to take photograph’s under the skirts of women and girls, the so called, “upskirting” law. Why did he object to it? For some warped moral issue perhaps? Because he firmly believes that perverts should be allowed to abuse females in such a way? Because he’s a secret upskirter himself? No. Chope objected…because the issue had not been fully debated in parliament. That’s right. This arrogant tool, sabotaged a law, because he and his fellow MP’s had not been granted the time to discuss it. What…a fucking…prick. I don’t know anyone who has been the victim of this degrading crime. But I do know that if happened to my wife or one of my daughters, I would strangle the pervert who did it to death. With their own intestines.

Consequently, this piece of legislation has, for the time being at least, been kicked into the long grass. From what I’ve read about Christopher Chump, this is not the first he’s sabotaged legislation going through, for exactly the same reason. In fact, he’s objected to legislation passing DOZENS of times, because it hadn’t been debated in full. And apparently, the reason he shouted “OBJECT”, is because with the change in the law being proposed from the backbenches rather than the government, under parliamentary rules, it can only be debated on a Friday, and so has to takes its place in the queue. This draft legislation was eighth in the queue, meaning it wasn’t going to be debated in full. MP’s could have waved it through its second reading without debate, which was what was expected, but because it hadn’t been debated, an MP can, if they choose, shout ‘object’ to stop it. Which is what chump decided to do.

As I’ve already said, Chump has form for this kind of kind of thing. In the past, he’s blocked laws on the Hillsborough disaster, a pardon for Alan Turing and wild animals in circuses. He’s also blocked legislation on national standards for taxi drivers, revenge evictions, same-sex marriage, protecting police dogs, free hospital parking for carers and careers advice for sixth formers. Conversely, Chump is well known for submitting dozens of his own backbench legislations, not because he feels strongly about them, but as a tactic to waste time and block other proposals. He comes across as someone who is petty, small minded, arrogant and possessed of a grossly overblown sense of their own importance. The fact he’s been a backbencher since 1983, shows that his opinion of himself is entirely unjustified.

Ironically, his Knighthood was for ‘political and public service’. I can’t help but think that whoever nominated him was taking the piss. Having read about ‘Sir’ Christopher, I can’t help but feel that he’s only an MP for the salary, and because it makes him feel important. And I’m willing to bet that feeling important was his primary reason. Thank fuck he’s never been promoted to a cabinet office, that would have made him a million times more insufferable. At a time when trust and confidence in politicians is at an all time low, with most people considering MP’s to be dishonest, dishonourable, self-serving and generally despicable, Chump has, today, not only proven that assumption to be correct, but also that he is the LOWEST of the low. He’s been an MP for THIRTY FIVE years. And this disgraceful act is what he’ll be remembered for. What a cunt!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Sir Christopher Chope who objected to the upskirting bill in parliament today which blocked the bill’s progress.
I cannot think why this knight of the realm objected to this bill due though I am sure most on here could guess.

One looks at his face tells you all you need to know

Nominated by Iamknot