Alex Zane who fronts Cunt Tube is a pasty faced kiddy fumbler with arse wipe hair who wears shiney “cool” three button suits the ironic sneering talantless wanker.

Running out of ideas for your crap list show dildo? Stick a camera down your designer trousers, post the video on UTube and you’ll win smallest cock on the web.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke