A whoops duckie cunting for our porcine and pompous Health Minister, Wes Streeting, he of the Alan Carr voice and limp wrist not only has fairies at the bottom of his garden (or indeed IN his bottom), but he also has stupid ideas about pissing away public money on gimmicks.

It seems young Wessie is very concerned that so many unemployed people might derail Daddy Starmer’s economic plans he is going to sanction giving weight loss reduction injections (Ozempic) free on the NHS to stop unemployment. I daresay he read about in in “Women & Home when he was having his shampoo and set last weekend, to look good for hubby.

Several things wrong with this:

1) It is expensive

2) It gives terrible side effects including gastro-intestinal problems and as the drug is still quite new no real long-term contraindications are known,

3) Perhaps most seriously: Most long term unemployed people are unemployed because they chose to be so (certainly younger people) and has nothing to do with weight. You see some very svelte people on benefits.

So Wes duckie, yet another crap but trendy idea – a sledgehammer to crack a walnut, that you probably dreamt up when Joe was giving it to you when you were on all fours on Saturday night. As Joe must have said “what an arsehole!”: No doubt Kweer will sign it off – he hates to disappoint his boy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13960727/Unemployed-given-fat-jabs-work.html

Nominated by; W.C.BOGGS