I love the original ‘Indiana Jones’ trilogy; pure escapist entertainment with no axe to grind or agenda to push. Sadly ‘the Crystal Skull’ jumped the shark, and it appeared that as the franchise ran out of steam and Harrison Ford got ever older, things would be left to rest in peace.

Sadly not. Disney purchased Lucasfilm, and inevitably, looked to squeeze Indy for every last conceivable buck it could. So now ‘Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’ is about to the hit the multiplexes.

Needless to say I won’t be shelling out my cash to buy a ticket. This is because I predict that it will be complete and utter gash. Why? Well it’s odds on that Disney will do what it did to ‘Star Wars’, namely trash the legacy and alienate a huge swathe of the fan base.

Producer Kathleen Kennedy has already pretty much stated this, and had a go at fans in the process. Responding to talk of a potential fan backlash and boycott, she claimed that fans who refuse to see the film or purchase a ticket ‘are not real fans’, and they’re angry at ‘the change we are bringing to the franchise with diversity and female empowerment’. Well Miz Go Woke Go Broke, here’s the thing; fans want entertainment from Indy, not a lecture on your agenda. Oh, and they can choose where and when they spend their hard-earned cash, thanks very much.

As for that ‘female empowerment’, well it appears in the form of the insufferable Phoebe Waller-Bridge, as Indy’s goddaughter Helena Shaw. Word has it that she’s a typical Kennedy ‘Mary Sue’; you know, that idealised female character who has no faults and is indomitable. And almost certainly utterly unlikeable. I’ll bet she can out-think, out-shoot and out-run poor Indy, leaving him as a grumpy old git shuffling about in her wake. Just what we need; another ‘girlboss’.

So there’s my assessment of how this will turn out. I think it will tank, and moreover, I fucking hope it tanks, and big time. Hollywood, and Disney in particular, seem hell bent on patronising audiences and talking down to them, while simultaneously abusing them for not appreciating the woke guff it wants to dish out. Then they have the gall to get annoyed when the fans say ‘fuck you’ and turn their backs as they see another film legacy being disrespected.

‘Go woke go broke’ Disney, and the fucking sooner the better, you cunts.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
Two nil down with three to go, so the Ashes are almost certainly already lost.

Now I’d be the first to admit that England have brought this on themselves. These two matches could and should have been won. But thanks to Stokes’s boneheaded declaration on day 1 at Edgbaston followed by half a dozen dropped catches, then at Lords we had village green slapstick comedy batting on day 2 and pedestrian bowling conceding over 70 extras, ffs.

But what sticks in the craw is the dismissal of Bairstow. Clearly he thought the ball was dead as the umpire at the bowler’s end was looking down. So why didn’t Cummins the captain gracefully withdraw the appeal and show some class? BECAUSE HE HASN’T GOT ANY CLASS, HE’S A CUNT, that’s why.

On reflection, only to be expected from a bunch of cheating convicts I suppose.
Got any sandpaper handy for Headingley, cobber?

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Addendum from Cuntybollocks and Lord Helpus on this touchy topic below.

I’d like to second this nomination, if I may?

What also pissed me off was the likes of Atherton and a few other ex England players sticking up for the Aussie cheats. Do these idiots think the likes of Ricky Ponting would do the same if it had happened to the Aussies?

Like fuck he would. And he’d be right not to.

Well if, as these pricks say ‘It was within the laws of the game ‘ then I fully expect them not to moan if we do the same to the Aussies next game?

Every time a player walks down the wicket at the end of an over (which is what happened with Barstow) we should stump the cunts.

I want us going full cheat mode next game. Players on steroids hitting the ball into the Thames. Poisoning the Aussie players food to give them the shits the night before the test. Use deepfake technology to show our players gangbanging the Aussie players wives and mothers then put the videos on xhamster. Or even better, Steve Smith banging Pat Cummins’s missus. See, I’ve got this sorted.

I want us ball tampering and all (they can ask Atherton how to get away with this)

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

Fuck these cheating convict cunts.

We all know the aussies will do anything to win – fair or foul. Why is anyone surprised at their atrocious antics and lack of sportsmanship?

But I agree with GT: declaring on the ist innings of the 1st test was arrogant stupidity.

Stokes is a fine buccaneering batsman in the style of Botham but as with the latter he isn’t a great captain. Mike Brearley knew one had to apply brains as well as brawn to win a test series against the best opponents.

You can’t go gung ho in every situation.

We should be 1-1 not 0-2 down.

is a cunt. If this forum was for a more fitting cunt, then this Sussex PCSO ticks the box.

His fucking attitude stinks…….he is no better than the slack jawed knuckle dragging wankers he is being pleaded with by this member of the public to go and sort out.

To his credit the guy requesting help kept his temper and patience in check…particularly under increasing cuntiness of the ‘I really don’t give a fuck, it’s not my job’ attitude of this PCSO.

For me, what makes this worse is that the PCSO didn’t even try and make much of an excuse. He could have said he was on surveillance for example, but no.

Here’s the video:

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And you wonder why this country is becoming like the wild west and victims take justice into their own hands. The Police and associated authority figures appear to be recruiting officers that are no better than the thugs on the street themselves.

All started to go downhill IMO when they did away with the height requirements.

You now have short arse kids in police uniforms that are far to big for them….how they fuck are you supposed to take a modern officer seriously when their uniform is ‘one size fits all’ they are short and dumpy wearing black polo shirts and baseball caps? What happened to fine upstanding officers 6ft tall with a proper tit helmet on to give them another 8 inches in height…crisp white shirt and tie, black trousers and DM’s with hand cuss in a leather pouch of their belts……..just the look of a proper officer used to shit me up.

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

A little bit more on this from Lord Helpus below.

The great Owen Jones was arguing on Jeremy Vile today that “PSCOs” aren’t police constables. They only get £20K a year and aren’t trained to deal with violence. No, he blamed the brave members of the public who intervened in the shoplifting. Apparently, Jones stands aside and lets the little shits take what they like. After all, the are probably poor and needy aren’t they?

These are the sort of woke, gutless, immoral attitudes that are sending this country spinning into terminal decline.

Police personnel refusing to prevent crime aided and abetted by Liberal left commentators who condone their cowardly behaviour. Shameful.

 
A steaming litter tray nomination for the fucked-up teacher from Rye College, East Sussex, who called a pupil ‘despicable’ said ‘belonged in an asylum’ and threatened to notify a senior staff member all because the pupil didn’t think other pupils should identity as… CATS.

I know teaching can be stressful, and sometimes you humour kids (like a little chap next door to the house I was working on about ten years ago who went around his garden barking and saying he was a bulldog for a few days), but you really have to wonder if you’ve lost the fucking plot if you start getting angry because a teenager doesnt believe another is a cat.

Rye College isn’t far from my neck of the woods, and I might be more concerned if Brighton – the UK’s answer to San Francisco in many ways and home of genderquare shithousing – wasn”t between us.

I wonder where the teacher learned about Cat being a gender rather than from the felid family in the mammalian class.
Perhaps she’d been ‘on a course’ similiar to the one attended by the Humberside PC who needed to check Harry Miller’s thinking on trans issues was correct.

She may have attended an avante-garde street performance of Cats! in Brighton (featuring an incognito Steven Berkhoff) and fallen in love with Rumpleteaser

I’m not sure what my brother and sister-in-law plan to do for their children.
Right now Japan looks pretty good.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

More on this topic from Double 0 cunt below

Rye College East Sussex

We all jest about identifying as a postbox (or Holly Willoughbys bra) but it would seem crazyness is being taking seriously.

Rye College (They were called schools in my day) in East Sussex thinks its acceptable for a pupil to identify as a cat and unbelievably answer questions with a meow. When another pupil questioned this they were shouted down by a teacher as the cat cried, can cats cry? Seems like one of the more obscure episodes of the twilight zone.

How far down the rabbit hole are we going to go?

 
Is a major cunt and so are the Police for not dealing with these pieces of festering dog shit properly, case in point the above mother fucker who has a list of convictions as long as an Orangutans arm and should be going into Uncle Terry’s oven, but instead is going to have a nice cell with an Xbox and a bed and he will only do half of that sentence anyway.

Why are plod so scared of dealing with criminals properly any more, scum like the above 20 years for shit he has probably done anyway, oil protesters 10 years, sharing a cell with that inbred ginger cunt for good measure.
Until these fuckers are treated like criminals and not hotel guests the better, there is no fear of the law anymore and im not surprised when you see shit like this going on, but don’t pay your tv license and then your really going to get fucked…..

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Nominated by Fuglyucker.