A Blue ribbon cunting please for one of the three “Conservative” (?) London Mayoral Candidates. Can this quivering heap of Remaner jelly be the best even Sunak can offer?. He, like Khant, is a great self publicist, and just to prove how low he will go he started grizzling when he was talking about his late mum a few days ago:

What a load of self indulgent bullshit!

Perhaps the idea of a Pakistani Bambi figure will tickle the teardrops of some Londoners, but there is something very unseemly in crying for the cameras. If he is selected (and I BET he is), you can just imagine the hysterics when he looses. He will have Mrs May playing the violin for him.

No flowers, by request.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

 
is a cunt, isn’t he?

What can you do if you’re too old, too boring, and too untalented to play James Bond.

Claim, “wayy-ciistm”.

The name’s Dull. Terribly dull. Licensed to play the race card.

Stick to shitty adverts for Sky, you chippy, Jack-of-no-trades cunt.

Guardian

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

I don’t know if any fucker has had a go at this yet, but:-

”Prince William: Young royals ‘will definitely be exposed’ to homelessness”

Fuck me. Then there’s:-

“They [will] grow up knowing that actually, do you know what, some of us are very fortunate, some of us need a little bit of a helping hand, some of us need to do a bit more where we can to help others improve their lives.”

Help other improve their lives. Well here’s a suggestion you halfwitted chinless baldy cunt —

Open up the few dozen fully staffed and heated palaces you and your inbred bunch of parasites occupy. (Occasionally)

He also talks about the ‘school run’ as if he was dropping the fuckers off on his way to some hard graft instead of it being a fully staffed security fucking circus organised by the nannies.

I dont know which of the half witted half brothers is the biggest cunt.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

 
Lynch is a transgender activist who was invited to speak to pupils aged 9-11 and, quelle surprise, he told them that they could be any gender they choose to be.

The head teacher Helen Lacey, who must have been involved in the invitation to this attention seeking abomination, issued an apology to angry parents, saying that ‘the diversity speech exceeded content we were expecting’.
Not sure what else she would have expected from a trans activist.

The cunt looks like he stepped out of an early 1980s New Romantic video; wish he would time-travel back there.

Msn.com

Nominated by mystic maven.

 
The famous five is to be rebooted, with the words re-imagined for progressive new audiences..

Well that sounds marvellous, doesn’t it.

I can only imagine the casting.

George will be pre-op trans.
Julian will be black.
Anne will be a burka wearing peaceful.
Dick with still be white,but be a pathetic cuck.
And timmy the dog will have 3 legs and be blind..

The stories will be about evil whitey and how great ethnics are.

It will flop terribly but the bbc will boast about it being a triumph for diversity.

So good luck BBC I look forward to watching Netflix the day its released..

The Sun

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.