The famous five is to be rebooted, with the words re-imagined for progressive new audiences..

Well that sounds marvellous, doesn’t it.

I can only imagine the casting.

George will be pre-op trans.
Julian will be black.
Anne will be a burka wearing peaceful.
Dick with still be white,but be a pathetic cuck.
And timmy the dog will have 3 legs and be blind..

The stories will be about evil whitey and how great ethnics are.

It will flop terribly but the bbc will boast about it being a triumph for diversity.

So good luck BBC I look forward to watching Netflix the day its released..

The Sun

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

is a cunt, isn’t it.

The Vatican is investigating a possible miracle that happened in St.Thomas’s church in Connecticut.

During the “body of Christ” bit, the box of wafers ….suddenly filled up again. It’s amazing.

No, no, it wasnt that it was just topped up or the priest miscounted. No, no. It was a miracle. Just like that cow statue in India whose eyes bled milk or some nun whose body didn’t decompose. Who can explain these weeping statues or Christ’s Turin Towel?

Is this high on gOD’s agenda? Does he have a daily list?
Cure those children with leukemia? Cure those children with muscular dystrophy?
Magic a few dozen biscuits into a bowl?

Independent

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

 
I am not a huge fan of Elton John. He and Bernie Taupin (who hardly ever gets much credit) wrote a lot of dross along with some good songs. But at 76 Elton wobbled onto the stage at Glastonbury (“Glasto” to the hip cats) and gave a spirited performance. Ok, he can’t reach the high notes any longer, but he still plays a mean piano and tries his heart out.

Not so some of the (much younger) so-called modern “superstars”. The Arctic Monkeys performed a very half-hearted, slovenly set. The pudgy little scotchman Lewis Capaldi couldn’t last through his and Lana Del Rey was half an hour late due to hair problems and was duly cut off before the end of hers.

Well, the punters only paid three ton a ticket after all. Who expects value for that? Even the die-hard Glasto Luvvies admitted it was the most lacklustre festival ever.

As for eco credentials, a view from the sky on that last night showed the whole of the festival site lit up like Las Vegas. And the amount of litter and debris left behind could fill a stadium.

Typically of course, the Beeb saw fit to fill our screens with this shite for the whole weekend. Well, they had to justify the alleged 1000 staff they had in attendance there. Meanwhile, more cuts were announced to local BBC stations. I’m sure most listeners would prefer to witness this smugfest once a year rather than enjoy their own regular programmes every night. Especially older folk of course who adore fatso scotch freaks and the like.

I think this whole sad, self-satisfied affair says a lot about the direction of the BBC, our country and where it is all heading.

Daily Fail

Bbc news

Nominated by Lord Helpus.

 
They heavily buy into anything woke including, as per every year, Pride month.
Just today they surreptitiously put a small rainbow striped heart on our email sign offs.
It wasn’t there this morning, but I noticed it after lunch, although fortunately, it was an email to a colleague and not an external mail, so luckily no one outside the firm would think that I was ascribing to this crap.

I made sure to delete the offending item from all further emails today and will do so for the rest of this month, as I’m sure it’ll last that long, if not permanently.

What pisses me off the most, is their arrogance, assuming that everyone is in favour of this shit. No link for this nomination of course, but suffice to say, that the founders of the firm, long since retired and gone from the board of directors, would not be happy. Things can only get worse.

daily sceptic

Nominated by mystic maven.

 
is a cunt.

So Nigel Farage has had his account closed on the basis he is a PEP. Well this is what the media is peddling, maybe they can get some real journalists to explain what a PEP is and what category he comes under. Alongside other people also, I must add.

However, he simply isn’t a PEP at all. I’ve read through this list

law society

very clearly and I cannot fathom how he falls into any category.

He hasn’t been elected since 2019. He has held no public position of power. So why cannot cahoots give a reasoning? I’ve had this before working in the industry and it’s usually because some ongoing investigation.

They haven’t arrested Nigel, because they have no evidence, they still cannot provide any evidence yet continue to slander Nigel as accepting dodgy russian money. It’s lefties just wanting their own way again so they go on their little IBM computer and click ban.

They may use the excuse, were a private bank so we can take on who we want. Well that doesn’t wash with me, because it’s clear as day they took him on when he was a PEP by the sounds of it. This is censorship and very concerning that without a shred of evidence that he has done wrong. Personally if I was farage, I’d go to some half decent building society like Monmouthshire or something and actually have an account where you can speak to a real person and not some fucking android who spews computer says no.

Road to censorship coming along nicely folks. Don’t vote our way or say bad things about the establishment, you’ll get a ban.

Nominated by Clown Clown the Cunty Man.