The DG of the BBC Tim Davies and yes what an apt name. Tim dim but nice. He’s got a very weak jaw and just looks soft.

Anyway he has come out that the investigation into Huw Edwards will take ‘months’ if not longer.
The one thing about this scandal is how long we had to wait throughout. We had to wait ages before we learned who he was. Now we have to wait for these other revelations come out.

Poor old Phillip Schofield was outed straight away wasn’t he? It’s taken a lot longer for Huw.
Is it something to do with Phillip in the private sector and Huw in the public?
Everyone is saying the BBC are ‘closing ranks’. Jon Sopel, Emily Maitless have condemned the coverage.

Bloody hell Phillip’s colleagues all seem to turn on him in an instant. Eamonn Holmes embarked on a character assassination of his old colleague with unseemly alacrity
Poor Phil left with not a friend in the world.

Huw has got political support as well. I was listening to Alistair Campbell. Thoroughly supportive.
Finally I think the Sun newspaper itself is going cold on the story as well.
There is something odd going on.

It feels that he is being ‘protected’.
Not a good look for the BBC who have previous on this type of thing.

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Nominated by Miles plastic.

 
Sorry I could not think of a less ungainly title. I casually mentioned to another person at work this week that I was getting emails from the local cinema, telling me I must go and see the Barbie movie. I said to the other person, a younger woman, that I had thought a lot of people considered Barbie beyond the pale these days.

I was informed that, no, this was different – the whole idea has been subverted. I just didn’t understand obviously!. I said that the other half and I had been to see another film recently and saw a long trailer for Barbie whilst there – my other half had described it as ‘migraine inducing misandry’. It was apparent even from this short extract that all men are to be regarded as useless thick tossers. I was then informed that ,well, that is because they are! Presumably women who think like this do not have fathers, brothers or male friends as otherwise they would have to concede that some people are all right and some are not, irrespective of any characteristics.

If this is progress you can frankly count me out – I said that for an example of good practical feminism, they should perhaps refer to the recent book by the former Olympic swimmer Sharron Davies who has experienced much harrassment, loss of income and abuse for simply pointing out that women and girls are physically different from males and they therefore cannot compete together in sports fairly, and for trying to challenge this.

Never mind though dear, you go and see a shit film and boo the male characters throughout and I’m sure that will make a huge difference to everyone’s lives. No society ever worked better for people finding a way to get along, after all. It is also a bit peculiar that actual children, who you would think would be the target audience, are deemed too young to see it.

Not that I think people shouldn’t go and see crap films if they want to, but I can see months of these sort of conversations ahead, which makes me feel very weary, a bit like the carry-on about Fifty Shades of Grey ( where it was seemingly OK for someone to tie you up as long as you got a new handbag afterwards).

What a huge bag of sickly pink, festering, candy sprinkled cunt.

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Nominated by Mary Hinge.

 
My partner doesn’t have the internet / smart phone etc (Can’t say I can blame him)

His car insurance is due for renewal, and, given his policy has increased by a whopping £150+ since last year, I said I’d do the comparison sites for him to have a ring round of the cheapest.

Not a fucking chance. Nowhere on these sites is a phone number. They are happy to take your cash but not provide a human who can take your call. I vented my spleen on the dumb chat bot instead, which replied “anything else I can help with with today?” Fucking robotic cunt.

Obviously this leads to a great deal of frustration / time wasting, but my deeper beef with all this bullshit is the bare faced discrimination against a generation who don’t have or don’t wish to have access to the cunting internet.

So much for fucking “inclusion”. Yours if you’re, say, a stabby person with a cock in a frock, or a blue haired vegan rug muncher. But if you’re 60+ and just want a simple straightforward way of doing things, you can sit and swivel. It’s not on.

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as an example of the many.

Nominated by Fuckwittery.

 
Who wins? The Speaker of the House, of course. Splendid bloke, Lindsay Hoyle. Rough as a bears arse.

This is magical, you don’t need to watch more than three minutes to see that Rishi is trying to blame the huge NHS waiting lists on striking medics.

Sorry, mate. That horse won’t run. Over 7 million people haven’t suddenly appeared in the last nine months, so maybe blame Brexit or Covid. After all, every other cunt does!

And Starmer, could he part his hair any further down? You’re fooling no one, Kier.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

 
That new Barbie film is a cunt. Who the shit writes a script like this? That yawning bore cunt, Noah Borebutt cowrote, Barbie which is a, “WTF?” surely? Might as well have had Woody Allen cowrite it. Bag of shite. Also, Margot Robbie is actually a bit of a psycho, that’s why she was drawn to that psycho project, I am Toyah.

Oh God, Hollywood, start making proper movies again. Makes you long for the days of mad cunts like Don Simpson or dare I say it… Harvey Weinstein! Not these distasteful clown-shoes who are piloting the Tinseltown juggernauts these days.

And I’ll say, I’ll fucking say it… Nolan is a pretentious, boring, high-minded, smug knob who needs to make a fucking ENTERTAINING FILM. Back to basics, cunt, make a movie like, Memento before you turn into a high-tech version of George Steven. You’re not Kubrick, you’re disappearing up your own arse like a semi-lubricated rubber horsecock up an OnlyFans bimbo.

Peace!

Link is the trailers for Barbenheimer, which is very clever…
… no it isn’t, it illustrates how punchable Hollywood is.

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Nominated by Pull My Finger.