My partner doesn’t have the internet / smart phone etc (Can’t say I can blame him)

His car insurance is due for renewal, and, given his policy has increased by a whopping £150+ since last year, I said I’d do the comparison sites for him to have a ring round of the cheapest.

Not a fucking chance. Nowhere on these sites is a phone number. They are happy to take your cash but not provide a human who can take your call. I vented my spleen on the dumb chat bot instead, which replied “anything else I can help with with today?” Fucking robotic cunt.

Obviously this leads to a great deal of frustration / time wasting, but my deeper beef with all this bullshit is the bare faced discrimination against a generation who don’t have or don’t wish to have access to the cunting internet.

So much for fucking “inclusion”. Yours if you’re, say, a stabby person with a cock in a frock, or a blue haired vegan rug muncher. But if you’re 60+ and just want a simple straightforward way of doing things, you can sit and swivel. It’s not on.

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as an example of the many.

Nominated by Fuckwittery.

 
Who wins? The Speaker of the House, of course. Splendid bloke, Lindsay Hoyle. Rough as a bears arse.

This is magical, you don’t need to watch more than three minutes to see that Rishi is trying to blame the huge NHS waiting lists on striking medics.

Sorry, mate. That horse won’t run. Over 7 million people haven’t suddenly appeared in the last nine months, so maybe blame Brexit or Covid. After all, every other cunt does!

And Starmer, could he part his hair any further down? You’re fooling no one, Kier.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

 
That new Barbie film is a cunt. Who the shit writes a script like this? That yawning bore cunt, Noah Borebutt cowrote, Barbie which is a, “WTF?” surely? Might as well have had Woody Allen cowrite it. Bag of shite. Also, Margot Robbie is actually a bit of a psycho, that’s why she was drawn to that psycho project, I am Toyah.

Oh God, Hollywood, start making proper movies again. Makes you long for the days of mad cunts like Don Simpson or dare I say it… Harvey Weinstein! Not these distasteful clown-shoes who are piloting the Tinseltown juggernauts these days.

And I’ll say, I’ll fucking say it… Nolan is a pretentious, boring, high-minded, smug knob who needs to make a fucking ENTERTAINING FILM. Back to basics, cunt, make a movie like, Memento before you turn into a high-tech version of George Steven. You’re not Kubrick, you’re disappearing up your own arse like a semi-lubricated rubber horsecock up an OnlyFans bimbo.

Peace!

Link is the trailers for Barbenheimer, which is very clever…
… no it isn’t, it illustrates how punchable Hollywood is.

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Nominated by Pull My Finger.

 
has really hit rock bottom but scaled the the mountain of cuntishness.

I’ve got the Power.

Not only have they put the obligatory dark man as the star but they have made him look an absolute cunt. Added to this there is a second POC in the queue for the till plus another sat at the till behind the main event. If you look closely there also a slitty eye in the back ground

Ten out of ten for diversity but zero for the ridiculous theme

There is a white girl as the ‘straight man’, that must have been a hard decision by the woke cunts not to use a P*ki

The link below is the full advert and it is cringeworthy even by Tesco standards.

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Nominated by sick of it.

 
are cunts.

Remember when a TV meteorological reporter was a friendly sex offender in knitwear?

Fred the weatherman
Michael Fish

Then it was all dollybirds .
All makeup but no gravitas.

Now I watch GB news.
And the choice has changed again?

There’s Johnathan .
A sort of teenage Lurch.
He has a quiff.
Sort of Frankenstein monster/Morrissey.

Then there’s Ada mcGibbon.
He’s Irish and crosseyed.
With a quiff.
Another in the Morrissey club.

Then there’s a little one about 10yrs old.
Forget his name.
Got a quiff.

I don’t want teddy boys telling me the weather.

I want a proper Ill dresser meteorological nerd in a handmade jumper from Doreen from Dukinfield
And a sheen of sweat in case his computer is examined.

No quiffs.

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Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.