Hold the front page – gentlemen, if you have aged mothers in the care home, please restrain them, because I bring you BIG news!. It’s arrived! The 2026 Cliff Richard Calendar. Now 84, the Peter Pansy of Pop thinks we all want to see him posing in full colour. There are some very amusing comments in the piece – I will just pick out my favourite “I was buying his calendars for my mum in the ’80s – the 1880’s” – that gets the Boggs Award for Comment of the Week (the sender can have a 25% reduction on any film in the Boggs pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited catalogue, if he writes in. I recommend Jess Phillips in “Hot Dildos” – thrills and spills with “Mr. Phillips” at the wrong end of her strap-on.

Seriously though, the ego of Anthony Blair’s former summer landlord is staggering. Who wants to see some old bugger (literally) coping with life in his rubber incontinence knickers, inserting a soothing suppository and zimmer frame. I just hope Blair, and indeed, Kweer, and his crop of Cabinet arse bandits buy copies – it might give little Wes the horn.

Not as serious as some of my cuntings, which are getting little support, I might add! Shame on you) but we all need a laugh and if you look at the pictures there won’t be a dry seat in the house:

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

is a cunt.

Why is this irritating greaser popping up in every film and TV series, sorry “season” going? It’s difficult to glean from his irritating accent, whether he’s a eurocunt or a Mexicunt, but it’s a grating accent nonetheless.

He was in Game of Thrones as a flunkey to that wooden, dragon bint, he was in some shit TV series with a mouthy, ugly, northern bird, then in another rapacious Star Wars spinoff, now he’s in a marvel superhero re-make for pubescent kids. Goodness, what a back catalogue.

Naturally, he’s obsessively pro-trans/alphabet people. In a feud with JK Rowling over the problem issue, he said Rowling displayed “heinous loser behaviour”. The virtue-signalling lickspittle once went to an event wearing a t-shirt that said ‘Protect the dolls’ in support the men-in-dresses and she-danglers. Why do these toadying bootlickers always cuddle up to the LadyBoys?

There’s something not quite right about this turd. Something a tad creepy.

With his handlebar dirty sanchez, he looks like Magnum P.I. with a melted face or perhaps Burt Reynolds after he’s had a stroke. Alternatively, his pubic whiskers might just be a cock-doormat.

Overrated, squirrelly cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

In yet another triumph for Our Aunty Beeb they’ve not only found a way to promote The Dark Key & The Gay in sport,but also attempt to belittle other football clubs who oddly don’t give a fuck about some random cunts private “preferences”.

The funny fellow claims “coming out” has made him a better player,egged on by the club’s manager who really should know better.

Perhaps if the entire team decides to become a Gay then they will be playing in the Premiership by next season?

If so, why aren’t all the top clubs in world football getting On The Other Bus?

It’s quite the mystery.

Its safe to say Nobby Stiles would not be amused.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Virginia councilman Lee Vogler & the petrol attack.

It seems that this chap was just “going about his daily office business,” when a bloke called Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes, a 29 year old from from Danville, who is now being done for attempted first degree murder, managed to force his way in, then poured a U.S. gallon’s worth of gasoline over him from a bucket he had carried in, then when Vogler attempted to flee, chased after him, then set it all alight. This was apparently personal, so he had some kind of grudge, nothing to do with Vogler’s political role. It seems that this type of attack today is not an uncommon act throughout the world.

Ugandan Olympian Rebecca Cheptegei was doused with petrol, then set on fire by her former boyfriend, leading to her death a few days later, due to extensive burns.
Surinder Kumar a 27 year old from India had petrol poured over his body, & in his mouth, during a brutal assault over a land dispute. He died later from his injuries.

The list goes on, but from what I have assumed, most of these examples happen in India. The latest victim is very lucky to be alive. I am still not sure though if the fuel that was used in these instances was either Premium, or Regular?

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Nominated by : Lord Scunthorpe

Clearly the old reverend feels he has not been getting enough attention lately, with younger pansies like Streeting and Kyle grabbing all the headlines, so the grubby vicar, he of the taty blue underpants and “gay” dating sites, tell us a sad tale of how, as an “innocent”(?) 16 year old he was propositioned by a theatre director (surely not!), and it was such an unwelcome shock, he went on seeing him time and time again, and even conducted the desperate old buggers funeral. He also advises that he has been taken advantage of by at least 5 other MPs since his sordid career started in politics.

All I can say is that I didn’t know there were five blind MPs in Parliament. But seriously, poofters in Parliament, all looking for a safe seat, no dount.

Bryant really does have a vivid imagination – do you think he might have been a solicitor as well?.

Chris really must have something special – they don’t call him Big Dick for nothing – no, he has to bribe them.

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.