Or, Chinkies (Infiltrating Snooker)

It was only a matter of time, wasn`t it cunters?

Slowly, but surely, the `Yellow Peril` infiltrating itself into the game that used to be played only by gentleman and God. *

Yes, a record number of them have qualified to play in the World Championship this year, and it`ll only increase year on year.

Now, I have nothing really against this untrustworthy diaspora of yellow ballers, but the thing is, your average Chink does not actually possess any natural talent or humiliation/respect for the game.

It`s the same with classical music; sure they can play all the right notes (in the right order), but behind those slitty shark eyes there is … well, nothing. A total vacuum of soul or emotion. Just the desire to be technically excellent. A machine. So fucking what? And then what next?

The game used to be so full of genuine joyous characters:

■ Ray (The Green Baize Vampire) Reardon.
■ Terry (I`m Welsh, Isn`t It) Griffiths.
■ Cliff (The `Grinder`) Thorburn.
■ Steve (Not Actually Interesting At All Twat) Davis.
■ Alex (Cocaine-fuelled, Hurricane) Higgins.

And of course, who could forget lager [sic] than life `Big` Bill Werbeniuk who famously drank 42 pints in one match, split his trousers on TV and lost all his money …

Big Bill.

… in the days when the game was sponsored by massive tobacco companies and all the players got free cartons of fags chain-smoking maybe 80-100 per session. Whether they smoked or not.
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And while we`re on it, what about our more swarthy brethren? Well, ex-pro black African Rory McLeod said “Snooker has done nothing for black people” …

Black Balls.

Ah, right – so once again it`s all our fault for not helping poor Sooty attain fame and fortune. So, how about going down to the local snooker hall, potting a few balls and practise honing your talent? Instead of listening to jungle sounds, pimping and flogging class-A drugs to your fellow lazy-arsed slobs of wasted DNA?

The times, cunters, are a-changing. For the fucking worst.

* However, there is billiards which is still played by gentlemen. And God.

Oh, and pool for our more simple colonial friends.
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Unherd.com/ (Another link provided by Herman Jelmet)

Nominated by : Sam Beau

I am shocked that like minded noticers of utter dweebs have not nominated this utter pillock to the pinnacle of our collective Nobel Prize for being the biggest Cunt that ever graced our beautiful country which he and his cuntish Government will utterly ruin by blighting it with windfarms and soalr panels.

I had the pleasure of witnessing at close quarters a lovely hedgehog a couple of weeks ago in my garden for the first time in years. What a pleasure. I have not seen a live one in 20 years never to be seen again under this Net Zero cobblers.

I am a very well versed Electrical and Energy Consultant and can happily present various arguments why this man should be put out to grass, preferably in stocks so we can all pelt him with rotten tomatoes. A cunt on the nth degree.

Science Direct. (Link by W. C. Boggs)

Nominated by : Genral Sir Gonad Bloat

Anyone asserting that the Parliamentary Labour Party is a bunch of cunts doesn’t have to look far to find plenty of examples to back the claim up. Let’s see shall we; Starmer, Rayner, Lammy, Millipede, Flabbott the Hutt, Phillips, Reeves, Cooper, Benn, Phillipson… Oh hang on, here’s another. Step forward Lucy Powell MP, Leader of the House.

Now we all know that where the issue of the ‘rape gangs’ scandal is concerned, Liebour has been ducking and diving like Del Boy trying to dodge his creditors. Of course, the cunts want to play down the issue as much as possible, to lick the arse of a certain demographic whose support they regard as crucial. They continue to oppose calls for a national inquiry into the matter.

I suggest however that there’s playing down the issue, then there’s treating it with a disdain bordering on contempt, and that’s where Powell comes in. When appearing on Auntie’s ‘Any Questions’ programme, Powell was asked whether she’d seen the recent Channel Four documentary on the rape gangs scandal (which if memory serves, our illustrious PM refused to take part in).

In response, Powell replied ‘oh we want to blow that little trumpet do we? Let’s get that little dog whistle out’. Wtf? ‘Little trumpet’? Fucking ‘dog whistle’? This is one of the most devastating scandals to hit the country in the last half century or more, yet Powell’s comments in my view display a breathtaking disregard for the huge number of victims of grooming gangs over the years.

Naturally the arsehole has since tried to backtrack, claiming that her comments were made in the heat of the moment, and that her intention was to condemn those attempting to ‘play politics’ with the issue. Pull the other one love. You let the Labour mask slip again, and showed just how cynical and self-interested you really are in the process. You can claim as much as you like that you ‘care’, but I’ve got ten bob here that says you’ll always put party political interests above those of the abused.

Lucy Powell MP lays and gennelmen; just one more miserable arsewipe in a party of miserable arsewipes.

GB News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

As this nom is being written, there is a nom in the queue entitled ‘non stories getting coverage’.

It mentions the flipside: Actual newsworthy stuff(being allowed)to slip under the radar, with zero coverage – It HAS to be on purpose/an agenda. Step up this ugly nommed Ethiopian cunt. I caught a whisper of the court case & his conviction (no time to serve though!) for assaulting two policewimminz. The proceedings took place yesterday, April 30th .. but when I typed in the cunts name for a more detailed read?

All bar nothing. The Telegraph, only, and it’s a sign-up read only. No other outlet whatsoever has bothered to cover it.

Here’s the bones of it.

“A small boat migrant who repeatedly punched two female police officers has been spared jail.

Tariku Hadgu, 21, was told by a judge his brain was “not fully formed” and he would be imprisoned if he committed another offence.

The Ethiopian asylum seeker had to be dragged off one of his victims by a member of the public as he punched her outside a bar in Bournemouth, Dorset.

One of them had fallen to the ground after being hit, allowing him to climb on top of her as he continued his assault.

Hadgu, who arrived in the UK three years ago on a small boat, was given a 16-week prison sentence suspended for one year at Poole magistrates’ court.

Addressing him, the district judge Michael Snow said: “This is more serious than your standard assault as it was on two officers.

“You’re a young man of 20 and your brain is not fully formed. If you commit another criminal offence, you will be going to prison for 16 weeks”.

The assault took place on April 18 in central Bournemouth after reports of a man carrying a knife matched descriptions of Hadgu and his friend.

Charles Nightingale, the prosecutor, said: “The two officers who were assaulted by the defendant say they approached the two males to arrest them.

“Both officers describe being punched in the face, and one was punched repeatedly in the abdomen by the defendant who was on top of her.”

The court heard one officer was left with bruises on her face and cheekbones, and feared one of the men could brandish a knife at any moment. However, no knife was found.

Mr Nightingale said Hagdu was “very drunk” and was also found in possession of a small amount of cannabis.

Hadgu – who claims to have no memory of the incident – lives in a shared house in the town with three other asylum seekers and has been learning English at a college.

In mitigation, Niall Theobald said Hagdu was “extremely remorseful for his behaviour”.

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Lots of stupid shit to pick out of that, cunters.

Snookered on a link though but.

Can’t really do a decent one if there’s no fucking coverage. That’s why I copied & pasted from it, for y’all.

Daily Telegraph.

ESN Report. (Try this if the Telegraph link craps out – NA)

Nominated by : Cuntemall

BBC News.

Apparently, the reason why there are so few local elections this year is because boundaries are being redefined.

So there you have it!

Nought at all to do with the fact that Liebore are likely to be voted out, in such a comprehensive way, that they’d have no alternative but to call for a GE?

It’s such a load of bollocks! Sheffields boundaries were redrawn in 2024, but there’s no local elections in our ( largely) Labour city.

If they’re doing so well, what are they afraid of?

Bunch of cunts.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest