are for cunts.

I have always had a disdain for these items.
Just today I have seen a group of six nursery children wearing them on a beach. Why? They haven’t had to cross any roads, the beach is not packed with people, so a risk of wandering off.

More health and safety..

I have had to wear these pointless items for far too many years..
I’m not working outside with plant vehicles whizzing around or on train tracks.
I’m on the third floor of a well lit office block.
What visibility do I need?
People mainly use their eyes in those situations.

I understand steel toe caped boots and hard hats, they save you from injuries.

These things make your back sweat in summer and are forever getting snagged on things.

Didn’t help this fellow much.

bbcnews

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

Forgetting his roots and that it was Mothers day thankfully was picked up in the media. C.A.

For those of you who are not familiar this is the end of Ramadan greeting.
Our king, head of the Christian church, has gone out of his way to wish people this and Starmer has done the same.
Neither wished Happy Mother’s Day and they don’t seen quite so keen to observe Christian dates in our Gregorian calendar .

I’d say it’s fair to say our once great nation is on course to be fully islamified within 20 years.
What say you cunters?

Calvin Robinson

Nominated by Utter cunt, Link by Barry zuckercunt.

is a cunt.

Yes folks, the useless overpaid cunts that we’re supposed to fawn over, or aim to emulate, grabbing £££££’s of filthy lukka for advertising.

Back in the day you had Normon Rossington and Joan Collins camping it up in the Campari ads, Boxing great Henry Cooper splashing Brut aftershave (it could never be named that today) and even Ted Heaths cabinet in the PG Tips ads.

Now though, we seem to have this never-ending procession of Multi £ Million Footballers, Actors and general Hollywood types, shilling as if they’re looking for lost £coins down the back of the sofa.
Cases in point :-
Judy Dench for some insurance outfit
Patrick Stewart, Sean Bean and Sarah Lancashire for Yorkshire Tea
DeNiro and Samuel L Jackson for Warburtons fucking bread
Harry fucking Rednapp for anything (that annoying red faced cunt would turn up to the opening of an envelope)

The latest to grind my gears is David hasbeen Beckham, advertising Stella Artois over-priced French piss, like he’s just realised he’s down to his last £800Million.
His hands are covered with tattoos – he looks like a Schizophrenic who’s been writing what the voices in his head say with a Biro on his skin ’cause the men in white coats won’t allow him paper,
What a fucking massive bell end.

adweek

Nominated by Lord of the Rings.

On the 25th March, 7 days ago, the Birmingham Mail reported this

Birmingham mail

This ” snow blast”, according to the article, is due to start April 7th.

Today, the same paper has published an article about a mini two-week heatwave, with temperatures rising to as much as 20°, from April 5th.
How the hell are they allowed to get away with this shit? At the very least, it’s click bait, and actually very irresponsible.

There must have been folk who panicked at the thought of a cold snap, and heavy snow in areas.

Do they apologise? Is there a whoops, sorry, we got it wrong? Of course not.

I, for one, will not be reading anything they publish again, as they are obviously NOT a reliable news source.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Ever met a missionary?

Wed sometimes get them in the 70/80s knocking at the door.

Not the pith helmeted bewhiskered ones like Dr Livingstone

These were Osmond looking cunts from America bringing us the word of God.

North Sentinel island is populated by uncontacted tribesmen.
They are resistant to visitors and not particularly friendly.

In 2018 a American Evangelist john chau went there despite it being illegal to do so,
Putting the stone age miserabilists who lived there in danger.
They have no resistance to modern disease.

They met John on the beach and rather than discuss religion they slaughtered him with spears.

This year a American has been arrested after going there and leaving the natives a can of coke as a international symbol of brotherhood.

I’m betting stone age people isolated from the world don’t appreciate Coca cola?
Or smallpox,
Or flu,
Or fuckin doorknockers mithering about Jesus?

Leave the antisocial twats alone!

If you don’t get the message after a spear in the belly?
You’ll never take the hint.

Lad Bible.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt