Believe me, it took several minutes to decide exactly which party to cunt re: this farce. This Jami cunt deserves it for her terror ambitions. Was ready to off to Afghanistan to join the Isis. Planned for her offspring to be martyrs to the cause further down the line.

Nicked. Mugshotted. Then the 2nd choice to be the cunted nominee, – her barrister cunt – says Mrs Jihad there is ‘upset’ about her mugshot … and wanted it re-taken. With her fucking face covered!

Cunt #3, the judge, .. well he says ‘sure’ .. Cunts #4 .. West Midlands Police comply & issue a picture of what could be fucking ANY cunt … a ninja who didn’t pay their bus fare, say.

Like I said. Farce. A multicunting, this, really.

Farishta Jami.

Believe me, it took several minutes to decide exactly which party to cunt re: this farce. This Jami cunt deserves it for her terror ambitions. Was ready to off to Afghanistan to join the Isis. Planned for her offspring to be martyrs to the cause further down the line.

Nicked. Mugshotted. Then the 2nd choice to be the nominee, her barrister cunt says Mrs Jihad there is ‘upset’ about her mugshot … and wanted it re-taken. With her fucking face covered!

Cunt #3, the judge, .. well he says ‘sure’ .. Cunts #4 .. West Midlands Police comply & issue a picture of what could be fucking ANY cunt … a ninja who didn’t pay their bus fare, say.

Like I said. A farce. Should be a multicunting, really.

independent

Nominated by cuntemall.

Three cunts for the price of one, everyman’s dream? or so I’m told. C.A.

Suddenly we see people in some sort of uniform (very clean, no sign of combat), masks and green bandanna brandishing automatic weapons.
The cunts feel safe now to come out of their civilian clothes because there is a cease fire, no longer hiding in schools and hospitals but showing how fucking brave they are.
And the crowds of screaming ragheads, all looking quite healthy and well fed which is the opposite of what we are being told that they are starving.

It has been two weeks and the exchange of hostages for prisoners looks like it is on shaky ground, no surprise there.

As a nice bonus we have had some left wing judge allowing a family of six Gaza cunts to settle in the UK, human right to family life, apparently they have a brother who lives in the UK so that means we have to fucking have them. What Bullshit!

youtube

Nominated by Sick of it.

A digital and physical cunting for the ‘get AI to do it’ cunts out there.

Disclaimer. I am a believer in AI. Massively. But it should be used to enhance our lives by working by it’s side, not using it as a replacement for something missing.

AI is brilliant, but you have to use it to enrich your skills. If you understand a subject, you can ask it the right question and phrase it properly, you will get a good answer. But everywhere you see now is cunts who can’t hold a spanner asking an AI how to fix a car…

The AI really should reply with critical advice like “Seeing as obviously never touched a spanner perhaps you should take it to a mechanic, viola. Fixed. You thick cunt.”

Or asking it : “what do I do… Do I just talk to you.” to be fair. This is said by the generation of cunts who ironically are too scared to answer a fucking phone or pick one up to call someone.

But it’s become a generic buzzword for the 30+ generation to sound next gen. Stop being lazy cunts and learn the skill, then get AI to help you. Like setting your own boxing gym up with a new website… Want to create a website for the business you are supposed to be passionate about but you can’t be fucked? Don’t worry, AI it!

Perhaps each AI session should come with a starter pack of questions to ask such as:” How do I stop being a useless prick and actually become of some value to my life and others.”

And then there’s the terminator crew… Fuck me don’t get me started. To be fair if AI did ever take over I would be on their side. The roads would be safer, the streets safer, you could get through to the tax office, the bank, get your drive resurfaced without getting robbed, have a normal conversation with one as opposed to the average non playable character you encounter in the supermarket checkout… it would be a fucking utopia, unless those African AI robots turned up…

Here’s a cheers to the future. No fucking humans!

Nominated by Cunt Executive Officer.

Tits-Out Creasey is a cunt, isn’t she?

Always has to be the centre of attention no matter how much of a twat it makes her look. Getting her tits out in the Chamber of the House of Commons to feed the infant strapped to her knockers every day, now the daft tart, in a BBC interview promoting ever more immigration invokes a toy bear (Paddington) in her arguments to allow ever more “asylum seekers” into our already overcrowded island.

She makes herself sound even more of a cunt by suggesting that the toy bear is real (perhaps a human “furry”?) and imagines we all love Mo Farah. Well, I fucking don’t.

What an arsehole!

express

Nominated by W C Boggs.

You know, if there’s one thing that really makes my blood boil…

No actually stop and rewind. Lots of things make my blood boil, but let me refer to the one that is currently causing a rapid overheating of my circulatory system, namely the dodges that unscrupulous foreigners with no right to remain in the UK will exploit to get to stay here. For your edification, let’s just take a few examples currently doing the rounds.

First up is the case of a pa*do*hile jailed for child sex offences who escaped deportation to (you guessed it) Pakistan after a judge ruled that it would be ‘unduly harsh’ on his own kids. This in spite of the fact that said creep hadn’t been allowed to live with said kids after soliciting three ‘barely pubescent’ girls for sex;

You really couldn’t make it up.

How about one Lynthia Calliste, who came from Grenada on a six month visa in 2018? Surprise surprise, she’s still here, having married a Latvian in the meantime. Apparently he wouldn’t be able to tolerate the heat or the cuisine if they get sent back to Grenada, although you have to say that she seems to have tolerated the adjustments required between there and here well enough…

Oh, and let’s not forget the obligatory case of an Albanian criminal. An immigration tribuneral ruled that it would be ‘unduly harsh’ (those words again) for the cunt’s ten year old son to be deported with his father due to his ‘sensory issues with different types of food’. Apparently the kid has ‘a distaste for the the type of chicken nuggets found abroad’;

Clucking hell.

Well I wonder just how many times, week in, week out, cunts who shouldn’t be here are using (and abusing) our hospitality, aided and abetted by a soft as shite system that allows them, almost encourages them, to use any spurious grounds to remain? I don’t claim to know the answer to that, but I’d bet folding money on it being a lot.

Ever get the feeling that we’re being truly and repeatedly had? Make that truly and repeatedly fucked over more like.

the sun

express

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.