Cara Delevigne [2]


I had honestly never heard of this cuntess until today, but I see she is 32 and describes herself as a “model and actress” (used to be a code word for a whore in Lisle Street).

The silly bitch really shat herself yesterday after The Donald became new President, calling on her fellow dykes and duckies to “Make art – fuck shit up (so fucking and shitting is an art form now is it?).

The joke is the silly bitch is British (though she lives part of the time in America). Her impassioned pleas bought a response from the human (just about) advertising board and home equity con enabler.

All I can say is – act your age, for Gawds sake, woman.

GB News Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Revolting Recipes On Youtube


Occasionally I go on to Youtube in search of new recipes (or variations on old favourites) to add a bit of variety to our mealtimes. I’ve discovered some delicious options over the years, many of which have the added advantage of being very simple and easy to prepare.

The downside of this however is that I’ve also seen recipes for dishes that look absolutely disgusting, and lead you to ask immediately ‘who the fuck thought THAT up?’. Take for example this mess involving the baking of bread, tinned beans, eggs and cheese, to produce something resembling slices of vomit;

YouTube Link One

The American narrator claims to have learned the recipe from ‘a friend in England’.
Now I’m from this sceptred nation and I’ve never fucking heard of it, and even if I had, I’d keep quiet about it. I wouldn’t want to add more damage to the already maligned reputation of our national cuisine.

Of course this is just one example among many; Youtube is loaded with examples of cunts punting cack recipes that only warrant being transferred straight into the nearest bin.

So be warned cunters. You’ll find some good stuff on Youtube, but some of the crap you wouldn’t put in the pig swill. Gawd, I can feel an attack of irritable bowel syndrome starting at the mere thought;

YouTube Link Two

Enjoy! Oh, probably not…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Feudal Britain


”In the investigation by Channel 4’s Dispatches and the Sunday Times, external, it is reported that the private estates of King Charles and Prince William have received millions of pounds of income from contracts with public bodies and charities.
Over the past year these deals with the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall have been worth almost £50 million, it has been claimed.”

Yes, not only do we pay for these fuckers to live in unimagined luxury but have to pay the cunts for land and property which, in any other country, they would have absolutely no right too.

So, tug your forelocks, wring your caps and be grateful.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Devastation of Valencia


The devastation of Valencia.

I don’t believe in God and I don’t follow any religion.
How can anyone believe in a benevolent God when all around is death and destruction.

I believe that we should have churches.
These should be important places where communities can gather for comfort.

How any priest can use tragedy as an excuse to preach about God is shameful.

Today being Saturday we will have the Jehovas Witnesses knocking on our doors, in the hope that they will find people at the lowest point in their lives.

Vultures.

Mosques should also be important, but they are not.
While men and women are segregated they do not bring communities or families together.
One of the many reasons why I despise Muslims.

I live in the Valencian Province.
I don’t get into the city too often but I have seen on the news the places that I know well completely destroyed.

Over 200 people dead and many more still missing.
They are finding more bodies every day and they will for weeks to come.
There will have been occupied cars washed into the sea which perhaps will never be found.

Three day’s of official mourning but a lifetime of loss for hundreds of families.

La Vanguardia News Link

NPR News Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Prince William

Bald chinless sickly looking fucking virtue signalling hypocrite. Or Prince somefucker.

This inbred cunt thinks it’s good PR to campaign for the homeless. It seems lost on the thick cunt that him and his family of halfwitted inbreds could sort it tomorrow with their palaces, castles, stately homes etc. All heated and staffed. Year round. Fuck me you could even fit the poor, starving Calais boat fuckers in.

How fucking thick are these parasitic cunts?

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.